tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65584924231813332302024-02-20T23:34:20.861+10:30my untitled experimental dating site outlet blogbloggergirl welcomes you
**** (Now with Guest posts from Llama, RiverSong, Betty & Chesty!!!)Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-9004968209238673402014-01-16T01:09:00.001+10:302014-01-16T01:09:31.412+10:30Man pretends to be a woman on an online dating site.I think most men are unaware of <a href="http://www.dailylife.com.au/life-and-love/love,-sex-and-relationships/man-lasts-two-hours-pretending-to-be-a-woman-on-an-online-dating-site-20140112-30odc.html" target="_blank">this</a>.<br />
Glad to see it's getting more exposure (slight pun).<br />
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-58394447744089558042013-09-25T02:08:00.000+09:302013-09-25T02:08:44.189+09:30Llama Guest Post Woo! Zany!!<b>eaglejoe</b> says:<p>
hi<p>
<b>eaglejoe</b> says:<p>
zany luck on a hot cock suck<p>
<b>eaglejoe</b> says:<p>
any<p>
<b>Llamalland</b> says:<p>
I preferred it as zany.<p>
<b>eaglejoe</b> says:<p>
wtf.??<p>
<b>Llamalland</b> says:<p>
zany luck on a hot cock suck sounds much more fun<p>
<b>eaglejoe</b> says:<p>
wanna have fun,<p>
<b>Llamalland</b> says:<p>
I am having fun<p>
<b>eaglejoe</b> says:<p>
fuck ok, can't be that good. your typing to me?<p>
<b>Llamalland</b> says:<p>
maybe I'm audio dictating<p>
eaglejoe has removed you from their contacts. You can no longer send any messages to this member.<p>Llamallicioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12875566251923131560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-73365765997949561182013-05-27T22:27:00.002+09:302013-05-27T22:27:25.428+09:30Some of RiverSong's highlight moments with Max<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-34795952087726202992013-05-09T01:48:00.000+09:302013-05-09T02:42:17.545+09:30Don't shit a shitter...<br />
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<i>Conversation started in an anonymous room, then abruptly stopped but was already a bit suspicious at this point... broke my blog's rules by keeping my details to myself except a skype name.</i></div>
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<br />
<br />
<i>*julia.anton.sexy is sending you a contact request*</i></div>
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bloggergirl: hey
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: hi
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: sorry my network
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: =/
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: oh, I thought maybe you
werent real after all
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: owww nooo
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: because of my little son
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: oh you have a young'n?
</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: he unconnected the lectrcirt of
acces point
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: ow sorry
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: little brother
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: hehe yeah that'd do it
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bloggergirl: thats an interesting mixup
of words... I don't care if you have a son lol
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: :D I havent soon
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: I am younger
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: doesnt mean much today :P
</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: =)
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: u have lesbian friend?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: my friend be offline =/
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: you mean online or
offline?
</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: :D </span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia:
offline </span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: you can cathc her
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: but </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: she gone =/
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: you have lesbian friend </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia:
?
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: you mean do I have a
lesbian friend online, or in real world?
</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"> julia: on skype
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: u have facebook?
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: yeah but I dont add people
I dont know real world
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: mmm ok
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: :(
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: why you want my FB?
</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: I am always on there
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: I am not here always;9
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: we can talk on there;)
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: you know, the way you
talk... you're a pro at this arent you?
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: pro?
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: I cant understand you
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia:<i> *sends me julia.anton.127*</i></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: this is me
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: you kept telling me your skypename, and keep pushing your FB.
</div>
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bloggergirl: you cam/chat online for $
huh?
</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: I need to go dinner my mom
calling me
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: but Iwill come back in 5 or 10
min</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: ;)
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: ahuh.</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: ok
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: ;)
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: wait me
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: are you really from
london?
</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: yes
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: Not originally, though.
</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: my father from here
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: At least, English isn't
your first language...
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: but my mom from california
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: is it?
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: =)
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: yes
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: ahuh
</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: I alwys visitng somewhere from
my child
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: because of my father job =/
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: so if English is your
native language, how come you can't speak it?
</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: turkish
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: I need to go
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: my mom =/
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: Yeah, there we go.
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bloggergirl: righto<br />
<br />
<br />
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<b><i>call started
</i></b></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: open light<*
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: so dark
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: ı cant see you
</span></div>
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bloggergirl: so here's a question, how
come the video is the same as the last one you played me?
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: what
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: I cant understand you
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: =S
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: u are recording me ?
</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: :(
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: what? how do you get that
from that
</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: I'm actually calling out
that your cam is pre-recorded
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bloggergirl: which doesn't mean I'm
recording you,
it means that the footage you just showed as your
cam
was exactly the same as the 'cam' you showed me a few minutes
ago. Unless you're an OCD creature of habit?
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: u like boys?
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: lol dude I already know that
you're not even a chick. I'm not stupid, moron
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<b><i>call ends around the 3min mark</i></b></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: wait
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: I will call my lesbian
friend </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: she came back </span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: look</span></div>
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<i><b>some weird attempt at adding another party to the conversation, but the offline contact disconnects</b></i></div>
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bloggergirl: you need a hobby, and you
need to learn to bullshit better</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<b><i>pause</i></b></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: ı recored you
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: and face
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: ;)
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: ı will watch you again and
again
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: u there?
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: hahah
</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: i didn't show my face or
anything, so enjoy that.
</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: u showed me last chat :D
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: ok bye
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: lol prove it
</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: show me my own face
</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: ok wait
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: ı am saving in my hdd
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: wait little
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: long video of you
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: okay, ...waiting.
</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: ı have your facebook:D
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: I found you
</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: yeah, sure you do.
</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: prove it</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: ...I'll be scared when you
prove it!</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: idiot
</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: get better at this game
and you'll be good
</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
bloggergirl: but don't try to troll a
troll ;)</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">
</div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">julia: bye</span></div>
<div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"><br /></span></div>
<br /></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-89627352188177542762013-02-06T13:15:00.001+10:302013-02-06T13:15:44.684+10:30So people can learn, now! Wow - Llama guest post.Llama here! So this is a more uplifting post. It proves people can learn manners!<p><p>
I recently put up some saucy photos on a BDSM website, which is probably what got this guy's attention. My profile specifically says that while other things may be possible, friendship is the first step in any direction. 29 year old guy decides to ignore that and proposition me (27 year old guy) anyway. Gets called on it, and realises he done fucked up.<p><p>
For clarification, my profile mentions that I'm in a polyamorous relationship (i.e. I have a relationship, but am open to other relationships, and sex)<p><p>
<b>29YOGUY</b> (not real username): Keen to hook up?<p><p>
<b>Llama</b> (also not real username: I think if you'd read my profile at all instead of just looking at pictures, you'd probably know the answer to this.<p><p>
<b>29YOGUY:</b> I did. & I thought well you can only say no.<p>
Sorry to be blunt about it. Ok so I'll leave you alone then.<p><p>
<b>Llama:</b> Maybe next profile, if you see a rule, don't assume you're the exception to it....<p><p>
<b>29YOGUY:</b> See a rule? Make friends first?<p>
I know your not monogamous. I would love to play with a couple.<p>
I never assumed I'd be told yes or I would have elaborated more. I was only hoping for a response that didn't say get lost. With what I wrote I knew it wouldn't lead far.<p><p>
<b>Llama: </b>Correct, make friends first. You are no exception to that rule. There is in fact no exception.<p><p>
Seriously, it's just respectful.<p><p>
<b>29YOGUY:</b> Far enough. But how on line? I find it better after meeting. But otherwise to me it feels I'm talking to or reading from a journal.<p>
Once again sorry to be disrespectful. That's one thing I generally think I'm good at. Now reflection time.<p><p>
<b>Llama:</b> Well, my advice is that at least showing the intention to make friends is a good idea, even if you don't know how to do it online. Ask a question. Comment on something that someone said in their profile. Show an interest in them! Even if you ultimately want to just fuck them/be fucked by them and they're open to that but want to make friends first, explain what about them makes you want that, if you want to.<p><p>
All the information I got about your intentions were that you wanted to fuck, when I'd made it clear that friendship was the first step anywhere else. That was what was disrespectful.<p><p>
Good luck with the self-reflection!
Llamallicioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12875566251923131560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-38063504840292019482013-02-01T02:48:00.000+10:302013-05-09T02:49:24.615+09:30Oh this was so short I forgot to post it when it happened...bloggergirl says:<br />
hey there<br />
bloggergirl says:<br />
thanks for adding<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">nikkisexy7 says:</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">hey</span><br />
bloggergirl says:<br />
how are you?<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">nikkisexy7 says:</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">horny lol</span><br />
bloggergirl says:<br />
ah, well there goes any hope that you're perhaps unlike the majority of people on here<br />
bloggergirl says:<br />
I guess it explains the long wait between replies from you... must be hard to type with one hand<br />
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<i>nikkisexy7 has removed you from their contacts. </i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-44436698570911981932013-01-17T00:03:00.000+10:302013-01-17T00:03:02.695+10:30A Letter From RiverSong<h5 class="uiStreamMessage userContentWrapper" data-ft="{"type":1,"tn":"K"}">
<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}"><span class="userContent">Open letter to men on chat and dating sites:<br /> Dear Men,<br /> I'm not sure how much clearer I can make this but here it goes....<br /> You need to have something to make women want to chat to you.<br /> A pic of your sunglasses=no chat<br /> A pic of you looking like a serial killer=no chat<br /> You are not "cool" when you frown into a close up, you look like a 2 month old doing a poo.<br /> Great tits is not a good opening line<br /> Neither is dtf, wanna rub my c0ck, I live really close to you or Hi.<br /> Tell us something about yourself and not how you like to f$&k<br />
If your picture/profile is unattractive as in: you look/sound drunk,
high, damaged, angry,violent, criminally insane or like a wanker, we
won't talk to you.<br /> Just because you witheringly say Hi does not then
entitle you to unleash a tirade of abuse on a woman if she refuses your
advances. Calling someone you were interested in two seconds ago
fat,ugly,stuck up, bitch or any other number of insightful insults does
two things, makes that woman tell all of her friends that you are a
psycho, and makes you look like a psycho.<br /> Nor does chatting to a woman entitle you to sex with them.<br /> No means no, it doesn't mean, sure why not?? Anyone who still thinks no means otherwise is a predator. Predator =no chat.<br /> <br />
If you want to lie about your age? Go ahead. Age doesn't matter but
saying you are 23 when you are quite obviously 60 means you are a liar
or a major addict. Both = no chat.<br /> Women want to talk to you but
only if you actually have something to say. Be honest and upfront and
accept rejection or acceptance like a man, not like whining 2 year old.<br /> Don't stalk.<br /> Don't show your member unless asked and particularly don't put that as your introductory private picture.<br />
Don't put a pic up of someone else, if you don't like you enough to put
a picture up of who you really are, chances are no woman will either.<br /> Get your shit together before putting your profile up <br /> Use spell check for the sake of all that is holy!!<br />
Decline politely, if a girl wants to chat to you and you don't, that's
ok, but pointing out all her flaws and then calling her ugly is just
downright rude.<br /> Don't just talk to "hot chicks" read a profile once in a while.<br /> Get over yourself, you are not God's gift to women and don't behave as such.<br />
And can I again reiterate, your penis is not a selling tool. Really
look at it one day and seriously ask yourself "Is this better than my
smile" if it is.... I can't help you.<br /> Oh and finally..... This goes for all the women out there who behave like this!<br /> Happy Dating!!!</span></span></h5>
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}"><span class="userContent">-RiverSong </span></span></h5>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-5780082560756813632012-12-29T00:23:00.003+10:302012-12-29T00:23:58.857+10:30Glad I'm not alone in thisI feel like I'm not the only one somehow.<br />
Notice an ever persistent theme? So have <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/annals/the-most-persistent-people-on-okcupid" target="_blank">these</a> folk. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-14958917988517091762012-12-27T19:53:00.000+10:302012-12-27T19:53:39.089+10:30Llama guest post againCloset gay guys, they're the salmon that jumps on the hook....
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: hi</p>
Llamalland: ello there</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: how is?</p>
Llamalland: is good</p>
Llamalland: gotta wonder what a straight guy with relatively little in common with me added me for, though</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: im bi but dont advertise</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: how big are you?? cut or uncut?</p>
Llamalland: bi but so far in the closet about it that you don't even say so on a dating website?</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: im scott and you are?</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: nah know too many people</p>
Llamalland: scared of people knowing who you really are?</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: nah got too much to loose</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: plus its no one elses business</p>
Llamalland: but it's everyone else's business that you like girls, right?</p>
Llamalland: What do you have to lose?</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: heaps! ya wanna play or not?</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: yes or no ansa easy</p>
Llamalland: you crack me up :P this kinda thing will never work on me, but you might want to try a little more foreplay for your game when you try it on other people.</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: not interested just want to play</p>
Llamalland: well, you have hands. Have fun playing with them</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: well just cause your a screamin fag dont mean we all have to be!!!</p>
Llamalland: I'm a screaming bi - and no matter open someone is, they have to seduce my brain before my cock joins in.</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: well i can make you hard enuf if we meet</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: thats all that matters</p>
Llamalland: to you</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: what ever</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: you wanna play or not?</p>
Llamalland: you're really still asking?</p>
<b>fordfalcon351</b>: well go fuck yourself then cunt!</p>
fordfalcon351 has removed you from their contacts. You can no longer send any messages to this member.Llamallicioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12875566251923131560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-75003862051783002342012-12-10T20:54:00.002+10:302012-12-12T20:24:52.830+10:30Llama guest post - Can't get out of the closet.Straight guy adds me. Almost always funny!<br /><br />Llamalland: hello there<br /><br />benadelaide1723: hey how are you<br /><br />Llamalland: good, yourself?<br /><br />benadelaide1723: bored as<br /><br />Llamalland: why else are people here? <br /><br />benadelaide1723: yeah<br /><br />benadelaide1723: what you into<br /><br />Llamalland: I think that's a better question for you<br /><br />benadelaide1723: why is that u tell me<br /><br />Llamalland: you appear to be straight<br /><br />benadelaide1723: im bi curious<br /><br />benadelaide1723: im a top to<br /><br />Llamalland: but so far in the closet about it that you only say on your profile that you're interested in women?<br /><br />benadelaide1723: im sorry if your offended<br /><br />benadelaide1723: dont have to chat then<br /><br />Llamalland: it just seems strange<br /><br />Llamalland: I would suggest if you're looking for guys, you be honest about it on your profile<br /><br />benadelaide1723: ok then<br /><br />Llamalland: and hey, you're still looking for girls, right? They'll probably be turned on by that <br /><br />benadelaide1723: nope<br /><br />Llamalland: so hang on, let me get this straight. You are looking for guys, you aren't looking for women, but according to your profile, you're looking for women and not looking for men?<br /><br />benadelaide1723: i like both is that problem do you like to hook up with guys yes or no<br /><br />Llamalland: I think if you'd read my profile, you'd know the answer to that, and you'd know that honesty is important to me<br /><br />benadelaide1723: would u like to hook up<br /><br />Llamalland: with an internet random who doesn't admit on his profile that he likes guys, who I have no idea what he looks like, and I've never met?<br /><br />Llamalland: nah<br /><br />benadelaide1723: your lose<br /><br />benadelaide1723 has removed you from their contacts. You can no longer send any messages to this member.Llamallicioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12875566251923131560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-49055242272051344862012-08-10T17:44:00.000+09:302012-08-10T17:50:01.559+09:30The brain is a muscle too?I add a guy whose profile seems more intent on selling his (admittedly impressive) buff body.<br />
<i>Selected Greeting: I think you are really hot.</i><br />
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Naturally, that bait is too tasty to resist...<br />
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Newlysingle2011 says:<br />
Pics?<br />
bloggergirl says:<br />
on my prof<br />
Newlysingle2011 says:<br />
Its locked<br />
bloggergirl says:<br />
unlocked<br />
Newlysingle2011 says:<br />
Skype?<br />
bloggergirl says:<br />
i like to chat on here first - safety first<br />
<i>*Newlysingle2011 has removed you from their contacts. You can no longer send any messages to this member.*</i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-28889137940632384412012-07-05T12:54:00.001+09:302012-07-05T12:55:11.519+09:30Betty: everyone wants her for a puppy<br />
<b> Oh Betty, I'm sure there's a dog and bone joke here...</b><br />
<br />
Betty says:<br />
hey, how's it going?<br />
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coolcat211 says:</div>
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good and u</div>
Betty says:<br />
yeah not too shabby <br />
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coolcat211 says:</div>
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ok im andy btw</div>
Betty says:<br />
Betty<br />
Betty says:<br />
nice to meet you<br />
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coolcat211 says:</div>
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yeh u 2 dog</div>
Betty says:<br />
dog?<br />
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coolcat211 says:</div>
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yeh u look like my puppy no offense</div>
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coolcat211 says:</div>
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lol</div>
Betty says:<br />
well that's something I've never heard before<br />
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coolcat211 says:</div>
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u can b my puppy dog</div>
Betty says:<br />
no, I don't think so<br />
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coolcat211 says:</div>
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i think i fuked u b4</div>
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coolcat211 says:</div>
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serious lol my mates here and he did lmao</div>
Betty says:<br />
you don't look familiar?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-48850189539057520102012-07-05T12:52:00.001+09:302012-07-05T12:55:42.235+09:30the name should say it all<b>Another guest post from Betty </b><br />
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dutchrapist2 says:</div>
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hey</div>
Betty says:<br />
hey, how's it going?<br />
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dutchrapist2 says:</div>
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cold and got a headache lol</div>
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dutchrapist2 says:</div>
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u?</div>
Betty says:<br />
cold also, but warming up<br />
Betty says:<br />
what's with the username?<br />
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dutchrapist2 says:</div>
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what, you dont like it?</div>
Betty says:<br />
it's different <br />
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dutchrapist2 says:</div>
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;P</div>
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dutchrapist2 says:</div>
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yeh lol, so what r u looking for on here</div>
Betty says:<br />
new people to talk to, new friends, who knows really<br />
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dutchrapist2 says:</div>
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oh i see</div>
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dutchrapist2 says:</div>
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nothin casual?</div>
Betty says:<br />
not really what I'm looking for no, unless you're 6 foot, ripped and have a cock like a donkey<br />
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dutchrapist2 says:</div>
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ah, damn</div>
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dutchrapist2 says:</div>
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lol</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-39677380434546278742012-06-29T20:23:00.005+09:302012-06-29T20:23:59.042+09:30Don't laugh...You may meet <a href="http://www.27bslash6.com/joanne.html" target="_blank">someone</a> online just the same one day <br />
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Thanks to David Thorne for the chuckle.<br />
http://www.27bslash6.comUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-46396247825521919292012-05-14T00:31:00.000+09:302012-05-14T00:31:56.700+09:30Llama guest post: real life edition!Llama again. I was at a public bathroom when against the wall, I saw "[phone number] bi guy pays to suck" in pencil. I figure someone's being mean to the owner of the number. I rub it out, but not before messaging this person:
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U gay<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br /><br />Llamalland says:<br />why do you want to know?</span><br /><br />adzzys says:<br />Just curious<br /><br />adzzys says:<br />So are u<br /><br />adzzys says:<br />Do u suck cock<br /><br />adzzys says:<br />??????<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br /><br />Llamalland says:<br />Do you?</span><br /><br />adzzys says:<br />No<br /><br />adzzys says:<br />So do u<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br /><br />Llamalland says:<br />then why would it matter?</span><br /><br />adzzys says:<br />Because I want to know<br /><br />adzzys says:<br />Do u<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br /><br />Llamalland says:<br />why do you want to know?</span><br /><br />adzzys says:<br />Why u think<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br /><br />Llamalland says:<br />I'm guessing you're a closet gay, trying not to admit it and hoping to hook up</span><br /><br />adzzys says:<br />Do u want to suck<br /><br />adzzys says:<br />I'm curious.<br /><br />adzzys says:<br />And yes hook up<br /><br />adzzys says:<br />Yes or no<br /><br />adzzys says:<br />Well ??????<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br /><br />Llamalland says:<br />how much of my profile did you read?<br /><br />Llamalland says:<br />You must have started masturbating before you read this part:<br /><br />Llamalland says:<br />"I don't get why you'd want to proposition me before even meeting me. I'm not going to accept. If you really want to get into my pants, you're not getting an invitation except in person (and even then, you have to be pretty awesome). I might be open and honest about sex and what I look for, but that doesn't mean I'll just fuck whoever asks without even meeting them!"</span><br /><br />adzzys has removed you from their contacts. You can no longer send any messages to this member.<br /><br />Well, you can't win all their hearts....Llamallicioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12875566251923131560noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-58925715757673437512012-02-29T00:10:00.002+10:302012-02-29T00:13:59.776+10:30Llama Guest Post - jam after guys for sex45 year old guy (listed as straight) tries to chat me (26 year old bi guy) up. There is mention of toast spreads. I don't even....<br /><br />southsider1966 says:<br />Hi there<br />Llamalland says:<br />hiya<br />southsider1966 says:<br />What are you after off system<br />Llamalland says:<br />off system?<br />southsider1966 says:<br />Off of hear guys girls<br />Llamalland says:<br />I'd have thought my profile made that clear<br />southsider1966 says:<br />Yes jam after guys for sex<br />Llamalland says:<br />Jam after guys for sex? Sounds sticky.<br />southsider1966 says:<br />Thats the general idea<br />southsider1966 says:<br />How do you like it<br />Llamalland says:<br />I don't know, I'm in to a lot of kinky shit, but jam? I think I'd rather just eat it on toast.<br />southsider1966 says:<br />I like kinky stuff too<br />Llamalland says:<br />when did you first get into jam?<br />southsider1966 says:<br />Years ago. When about 10<br />Llamalland says:<br />and what turns you on about jam?<br />southsider1966 says:<br />How young it can be and wet it gets<br />Llamalland says:<br />how young it can be? Does jam's age really matter that much to you?<br />southsider1966 says:<br />No my mate I like all ages<br />Llamalland says:<br />of jam. Right.<br />Llamalland says:<br />What about marmalade, are you into that?<br />southsider1966 says:<br />Yes pf course. Tasted different but still good<br />Llamalland says:<br />vegemite?<br />southsider1966 says:<br />Yes. And strawberry jam<br />Llamalland says:<br />is that your favourite jam for after sex with guys<br />Llamalland says:<br />?<br />southsider1966 says:<br />Yez<br />southsider1966 says:<br />How do you like to cum<br />Llamalland says:<br />orgasmically<br />southsider1966 says:<br />In a arse<br />Llamalland says:<br />no, I prefer to come in nice people<br />southsider1966 says:<br />In my arse then<br />Llamalland says:<br />not unless there's vegemite involved<br />southsider1966 says:<br />Yes I can shit if you like<br />Llamalland says:<br />you shit vegemite?<br />Llamalland says:<br />oh man<br />Llamalland says:<br />you should just eat like crazy and shit all day, you'd be able to make so much moneyLlamallicioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12875566251923131560noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-4659650971099828972011-12-22T03:48:00.002+10:302011-12-22T03:50:58.685+10:30wow I keep beating my time-record<span style="font-weight: bold;">oldblacky79 would like to be added to your contacts</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you</span><br /><br />(N.B after I accept, it takes about 5mins before he talks)<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">oldblacky79 says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">hey. can i see your pic pls</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />that's your lead?<br />bloggergirl says:<br />not even a 'how you doing?' or anything?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*oldblacky79 has removed you from their contacts.*</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-41729089130565246122011-12-14T04:00:00.001+10:302011-12-14T04:02:21.686+10:30Tits or GTFO<span style="font-weight: bold;">LesAdel19 would like to be added to your contacts</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">LesAdel19 says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Heyy</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />hey there<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">LesAdel19 says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Can i see ur priv pic</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />please?<br />bloggergirl says:<br />fine thanks, how are you?<br />bloggergirl says:<br />...<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">LesAdel19 says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">PLEASE lol</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />why? I'm not showing my cleavage in any<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">LesAdel19 says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Devo haha</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*LesAdel19 has removed you from their contacts.*</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-60100865014006975432011-11-19T09:08:00.001+10:302011-11-19T09:10:16.870+10:30I...umm... what?I get bored so I add someone online:<br /><br />bloggergirl says:<br />good morning<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">JessicaK***** says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">good morning</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />how are you?<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*JessicaK**** has removed you from their contacts.*<br /><br /></span>censored name as I suspect it may not be a psuedonym.<span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-72364351536019038692011-11-13T03:40:00.004+10:302011-11-13T04:06:37.508+10:30...twice in the same place?<span style="font-weight: bold;">bodyofronaldo... I mean, LIGHTNINGSTRIKES would like to be added to your contacts.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you.</span><br /><br />N.B practically the same profile pic on this account. But a few more drugs I think.<br />see earlier interaction <a href="http://dimanddateless.blogspot.com/2011/11/house-wins.html">here</a><br /><br />bloggergirl says:<br />Hi<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">hi hru?</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />how's ronaldo going?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">good how u know</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">u clever</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />......umm cos unlike you I take notice to details... like for example your picture is exactly the same?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">wat is your name</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />why should I tell you anything? You were trying to trick me<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">may i see ur priv pic?</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />nope<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i am female</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />HAHAHA righto<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i have had my cok cut off</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />um I hate to break it to you, but an absence of a penis does not a woman make<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">there is a virgin hole there now</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">sweety it is made a lady</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />that sounds... disgusting<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i am femineas they are</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />Ronaldo has a woman's body now?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">sweety may i please see ur priv pic my pussy is wet</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />you're a really bad actor<br />bloggergirl says:<br />and you'd make a really ugly woman<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">it is no act i am real lady</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />lol sure<br />bloggergirl says:<br />that's why you're talking like every other guy on here<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">we talk on ph to prove it</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />hahaha ok then, give me your number, I dare you.<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">0434082***</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />I'm going to call and I want you to say 'Hi I am a little duck, quack quack'<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">ring me</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />will you say that?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says: </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">*thumbs up icon*</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">(blocking my number, I call. An audibly smiling male replies 'Hi I am a little duck, quack quack'. I laugh and hang up)</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />rofl<br />bloggergirl says:<br />your penis may have been cut off, but your testicles must still be attached, deep voice you got there lady<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">see i am wet</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />man, what are you smokin?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">come on can i please take u out for drink?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">we go to mars bar</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />I don't drink and if I did it wouldn't be with you, esp not a nutter sayin the weird as shtick you're saying lol<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">may u show me ur priv now that i gave u my number</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">?</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />nope, I don't remember agreeing to that<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">well can i meet u</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">cutie?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i so wish u iand i can date</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />lol nah, meet a guy who talks about cutting dicks off? I think that's how serial killers start out isn't it?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">no sweety or am a rapist</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">dare u give me your number</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">just one date</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />nah, I'm not as foolish to give my number out to anyone who asks. You're lucky I'm not the crazy one.<br />bloggergirl says:<br />Lesbians don't date old male nutters.<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">will u for baby i am nice person</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />nah, sorry not interested.<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i am good licker</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">best u get</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />Oh right, cos thats the only reasons lesbians exist. How silly of me, well in that case!<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">then any other lady</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i am good kisser</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />oh how attractive humility is<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">come on georgeous</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">please baby</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />nope<br />bloggergirl says:<br />begging's a little pathetic you know?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">yes well i just love get u date me</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />you should really get the idea into your head that I'm not going to<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">oooohhhhhhhh</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i missing out</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />yup, guess so<br />bloggergirl says:<br />bye then<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">please i am hot for u</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />so? that just makes you more pathetic that you think that will make me change my mind<br />bloggergirl says:<br />oh yeah, I'll just reverse everything about me just cos you're feeling horny, and weird.<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i am</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />no shit<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">ph me</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />nah<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">let me date u</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />lesbians don't date guys<br />bloggergirl says:<br />I think you would have learnt that at some point in life<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i am nice bloke</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />so? So's <span style="font-style: italic;">*celebrity name*</span>, that doesn't mean I'd date him.<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i am 34</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />so?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i just want see u so badly</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />so?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">can i get ur number pretty pretty please</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />nope, sorry.<br />bloggergirl says:<br />Look I've been quite polite about it<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">please</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">wat is ur name</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />Miss-Not-Interested<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">ooohhh</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />does this high pressure begging get you much action? Oh wait, I guess you wouldn't be here if it did.<br />bloggergirl says:<br />pleading with lesbians doesn't exactly get you knee-deep in chicks<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">mo no action i loking only for u</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">ok there</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />can you leave me alone now, please?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">let me see u</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i want see u</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />I've been more than polite<br />bloggergirl says:<br />I don't care<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">pppllleeeassseeee</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">fuk</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />begging is just pathetic, please get it in your head that I won't see you or date you or sleep with you<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">no i want u</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />dude, I don't care<br />bloggergirl says:<br />I get that you're lonely, I get that it's probably been a while since you got laid, but mate, I like girls... this is a hopeless endeavour<br />bloggergirl says:<br />go find some single straight chicks<br />bloggergirl says:<br />there's heaps on here!<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">please just date me once then</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />I<br />bloggergirl says:<br />like<br />bloggergirl says:<br />girls<br />bloggergirl says:<br />Lesbians<br />bloggergirl says:<br />don't<br />bloggergirl says:<br />date<br />bloggergirl says:<br />guys<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">am</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">girl</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">have</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">no</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />yeah, right.<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">cok</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />so?<br />bloggergirl says:<br />That's not the definition of gender yknow<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">women</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">women have holes i have one also</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />is that what makes a woman?<br />bloggergirl says:<br />that the only difference?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">yes pretty much</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />so..... how does conception and childbirth work for you then?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i am prgenat</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />dude you are on some seriously wicked drugs<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">a slime made me</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">yes i am because i am giving birth</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />right now? OMG get off the computer and call an ambulance!<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">let me hold u in birth</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />remember to breathe!<br />bloggergirl says:<br />and don't use painkillers, they make the baby stupid.<br />bloggergirl says:<br />I hope you hallucinate the right end to smack when it comes out.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">*pause*</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />so yeah, I'm getting tired of your insipidity now. catcha.<br />bloggergirl says:<br />stay off the drugs, man.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*LIGHTNINGSTRIKES has been removed from your contacts*<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">***143</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-46331898332374308712011-11-12T01:08:00.001+10:302011-11-12T01:10:15.928+10:30A new record??New Guest post from Betty<br /><br /><br />betty says:<br />hey cheers for the add<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">jess70-70 says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">hey</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">... jess70-70 says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">r u single ?</span><br />betty says:<br />yes, have you read my profile?<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">jess70-70 says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">im horney babe</span><br />betty says:<br />that was quick<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">jess70-70 says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">r u horney ?</span><br />betty says:<br />last time I checked I didnt have any horns growing<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">jess70-70 says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">yes / no</span><br />betty says:<br />no<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">jess70-70 says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">ok</span><br />betty says:<br />sorry to dissapoint<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">jess70-70 says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">ok</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />*jess70-70 has removed you from their contacts.*</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-9296834339761325852011-11-11T00:49:00.004+10:302011-11-13T21:32:15.397+10:30Dear Santa, put away the Nice list this year...<span style="font-weight: bold;">nicewomenwanted would like to be added to your contacts</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Selected greeting: We have common interests.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">N.B I immediately recognise the name and recall that he never reads profiles and just wanted a bootycall girl last time, despite the last profile of mine that he would have come across when I was first a member a while back saying that I wasn't interested in guys. I check his profile again to check, and yeah it's the same guy, stating he wants nice and honest women.</span><br /><br />bloggergirl says:<br />go fuck yourself, that nice and honest enough for you?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">do u want 3some with me and my girl</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />see above statement<br />bloggergirl says:<br />hey asshole, read profiles next time.<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">fuck u to then</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />not even if you paid me, fucker.<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">very nice talk</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />how about you actually do the world a favour and only contact people you reckon want to be contacted by you? If you'd even looked at my page you'd know that I'd have no interest in you at all<br />bloggergirl says:<br />esp not to threesome<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nice talking with u</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />fuck you<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">u to</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">fat idiot</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />stupid cocksucker<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">u suck cock slut</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />actually no, that's why we're having this conversation.<br />bloggergirl says:<br />but you wouldn't know that cos you don't read profiled.<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">fuck u idiot it was no reason for u to talk like that</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">not nice at all</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />never said I was nice<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">well next time just say sorry but not interested</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">much nicer</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />it apparently wouldn't work, cos you've actually requested me before<br />bloggergirl says:<br />and again, I never said I was nice<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">this was firs time</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">and sorry for request</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />I had a diff account then, was a while ago, but you didn't read that one either.<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">ok SORRY</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">is that ok with u now</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />just go already, jeez<br />bloggergirl says:<br />goodluck finding the meat for your sex sandwich<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">thank u</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">good luck to u to</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />yeah bye<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nicewomenwanted says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bye</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-34620748068504296302011-11-09T11:27:00.006+10:302011-11-13T04:08:33.628+10:30house wins!<span style="font-size:85%;">cos finding love is a gamble...<br />want to see him again? read our next adventure <a href="http://dimanddateless.blogspot.com/2011/11/twice-in-same-place.html">here</a>.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br />bodyofronaldo would like to be added to your contacts</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Selected greeting: We have common interests.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">hi hru?</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />who's ronaldo?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">the superstar</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">like me</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />oh<br />bloggergirl says:<br />what common interests do we have?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">u know now?</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />I see none the same.<br />bloggergirl says:<br />From that vague description? No, not really.<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">thearetre</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gaming i love poker</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />I don't recall liking 'thearetre' or poker<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">the machines i love them</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">painting then i love sparying out of a can</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />let me guess, you love going to the casino?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">yes i do i admit</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />do you like <span style="font-style: italic;">*card game*</span>?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">love it</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />thought you would<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i am guenius at guessing naext card</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">what is your name i amBill</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />I like it too, but I hate the dealers<br />bloggergirl says:<br />how about you?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">well u know what baby they go a mchine now</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />yeah but they're rigged<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">yeah i hate them also u have to completely bloke them out of your game</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">yeah they are</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i like u</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />you never win in that place, dealers are so stupid<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">what is your name</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">i so wish i meet u</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />I don't even think dealers are real people, what do you reckon?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">it not that u have to be cautious</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">bodyofronaldo says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">yeah it is badly rigged the whole place</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*bodyofronaldo has been removed from your contacts*</span><br /><br />Yeah... so turns out I'm an ex card-dealer at the casino. I hope he was just being agreeable, but deep down I'm sure he's probably had a tantrum at my table some time during my employment there.<br />Oh and for the record, I know who Ronaldo is- but from this 40 year old guy's pictures, the body may have been all he had of his. Ronaldo is a lot more beautiful, and I don't even follow the sport!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6558492423181333230.post-51331497069943358702011-11-08T12:39:00.004+10:302011-11-08T12:54:18.779+10:30The Might Adventures Of...!<span style="font-weight: bold;">gruffnut would like to be added to your contacts</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you.</span><br /><br /><br />N.B I accept, but his icon shows him as offline. Immediately however, a conversation box opens, though he's still 'Invisible'.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gruffnut says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">hello</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />hi invisible man<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gruffnut says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">hi</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />hi<br />bloggergirl says:<br />....<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gruffnut says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">how are u</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />sitting on the couch eating chocolate and patting my hundred cats crying about how nobody loves me. you?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gruffnut says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">sitting on couch wanking watching porn</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />ah, then we both meet the stereotypes then. lovely!<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gruffnut says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">lol</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />*awaits for the moment to come when you ask if me and a couple of my girl friends want to come over for a pillow fight*<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gruffnut says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nar im happy wankn at momnet</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />wait... so if a group of girls offered right this second to come over and pillow fight in front of you in their PJs, you'd say 'No thanks, I'm good' ?<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gruffnut says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">yer cos i know what u askd wouldnt happpen</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />not with that attitude!<br />bloggergirl says:<br />either that or that's some good porn you're watching<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gruffnut says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">good porn</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gruffnut says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">what ulooking for?</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />I think the phrase 'good porn' is an oxymoron<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gruffnut says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">my house mates here tho shes asleep</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />and about here, dear readers is when the last 1% of my hope that he's joking in a sick witty way, similiar to my own mockery, slips into the abyss. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">(yeah, I did actually say that.)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gruffnut says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">lol</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gruffnut says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">love to stop n talk shit but i better get bak to it</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />yeah true, those big busty girls on the screen are busy, they won't wait for you.<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">gruffnut says:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">thats correct</span><br />bloggergirl says:<br />farewell, captain invisible!<br />bloggergirl says:<br />the world is in peril!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*gruffnut has removed you from their contacts.*</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1