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Llama Guest Post - jam after guys for sex

2012-02-29T00:10:00.002+10:30

45 year old guy (listed as straight) tries to chat me (26 year old bi guy) up. There is mention of toast spreads. I don't even....

southsider1966 says:
Hi there
Llamalland says:
hiya
southsider1966 says:
What are you after off system
Llamalland says:
off system?
southsider1966 says:
Off of hear guys girls
Llamalland says:
I'd have thought my profile made that clear
southsider1966 says:
Yes jam after guys for sex
Llamalland says:
Jam after guys for sex? Sounds sticky.
southsider1966 says:
Thats the general idea
southsider1966 says:
How do you like it
Llamalland says:
I don't know, I'm in to a lot of kinky shit, but jam? I think I'd rather just eat it on toast.
southsider1966 says:
I like kinky stuff too
Llamalland says:
when did you first get into jam?
southsider1966 says:
Years ago. When about 10
Llamalland says:
and what turns you on about jam?
southsider1966 says:
How young it can be and wet it gets
Llamalland says:
how young it can be? Does jam's age really matter that much to you?
southsider1966 says:
No my mate I like all ages
Llamalland says:
of jam. Right.
Llamalland says:
What about marmalade, are you into that?
southsider1966 says:
Yes pf course. Tasted different but still good
Llamalland says:
vegemite?
southsider1966 says:
Yes. And strawberry jam
Llamalland says:
is that your favourite jam for after sex with guys
Llamalland says:
?
southsider1966 says:
Yez
southsider1966 says:
How do you like to cum
Llamalland says:
orgasmically
southsider1966 says:
In a arse
Llamalland says:
no, I prefer to come in nice people
southsider1966 says:
In my arse then
Llamalland says:
not unless there's vegemite involved
southsider1966 says:
Yes I can shit if you like
Llamalland says:
you shit vegemite?
Llamalland says:
oh man
Llamalland says:
you should just eat like crazy and shit all day, you'd be able to make so much money

wow I keep beating my time-record

2011-12-22T03:48:00.002+10:30

oldblacky79 would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you

(N.B after I accept, it takes about 5mins before he talks)

oldblacky79 says:
hey. can i see your pic pls
bloggergirl says:
that's your lead?
bloggergirl says:
not even a 'how you doing?' or anything?

*oldblacky79 has removed you from their contacts.*

Tits or GTFO

2011-12-14T04:00:00.001+10:30

LesAdel19 would like to be added to your contacts

LesAdel19 says:
Heyy
bloggergirl says:
hey there
LesAdel19 says:
Can i see ur priv pic
bloggergirl says:
please?
bloggergirl says:
fine thanks, how are you?
bloggergirl says:
...
LesAdel19 says:
PLEASE lol
bloggergirl says:
why? I'm not showing my cleavage in any
LesAdel19 says:
Devo haha
*LesAdel19 has removed you from their contacts.*

I...umm... what?

2011-11-19T09:08:00.001+10:30

I get bored so I add someone online:

bloggergirl says:
good morning
JessicaK***** says:
good morning
bloggergirl says:
how are you?
*JessicaK**** has removed you from their contacts.*

censored name as I suspect it may not be a psuedonym.

...twice in the same place?

2011-11-13T03:40:00.004+10:30

bodyofronaldo... I mean, LIGHTNINGSTRIKES would like to be added to your contacts.
Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you.

N.B practically the same profile pic on this account. But a few more drugs I think.
see earlier interaction here

bloggergirl says:
Hi
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
hi hru?
bloggergirl says:
how's ronaldo going?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
good how u know
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
u clever
bloggergirl says:
......umm cos unlike you I take notice to details... like for example your picture is exactly the same?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
wat is your name
bloggergirl says:
why should I tell you anything? You were trying to trick me
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
may i see ur priv pic?
bloggergirl says:
nope
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i am female
bloggergirl says:
HAHAHA righto
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i have had my cok cut off
bloggergirl says:
um I hate to break it to you, but an absence of a penis does not a woman make
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
there is a virgin hole there now
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
sweety it is made a lady
bloggergirl says:
that sounds... disgusting
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i am femineas they are
bloggergirl says:
Ronaldo has a woman's body now?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
sweety may i please see ur priv pic my pussy is wet
bloggergirl says:
you're a really bad actor
bloggergirl says:
and you'd make a really ugly woman
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
it is no act i am real lady
bloggergirl says:
lol sure
bloggergirl says:
that's why you're talking like every other guy on here
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
we talk on ph to prove it
bloggergirl says:
hahaha ok then, give me your number, I dare you.
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
0434082***
bloggergirl says:
I'm going to call and I want you to say 'Hi I am a little duck, quack quack'
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
ring me
bloggergirl says:
will you say that?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
*thumbs up icon*
(blocking my number, I call. An audibly smiling male replies 'Hi I am a little duck, quack quack'. I laugh and hang up)
bloggergirl says:
rofl
bloggergirl says:
your penis may have been cut off, but your testicles must still be attached, deep voice you got there lady
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
see i am wet
bloggergirl says:
man, what are you smokin?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
come on can i please take u out for drink?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
we go to mars bar
bloggergirl says:
I don't drink and if I did it wouldn't be with you, esp not a nutter sayin the weird as shtick you're saying lol
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
may u show me ur priv now that i gave u my number
?
bloggergirl says:
nope, I don't remember agreeing to that
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
well can i meet u
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
cutie?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i so wish u iand i can date
bloggergirl says:
lol nah, meet a guy who talks about cutting dicks off? I think that's how serial killers start out isn't it?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
no sweety or am a rapist
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
dare u give me your number
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
just one date
bloggergirl says:
nah, I'm not as foolish to give my number out to anyone who asks. You're lucky I'm not the crazy one.
bloggergirl says:
Lesbians don't date old male nutters.
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
will u for baby i am nice person
bloggergirl says:
nah, sorry not interested.
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i am good licker
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
best u get
bloggergirl says:
Oh right, cos thats the only reasons lesbians exist. How silly of me, well in that case!
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
then any other lady
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i am good kisser
bloggergirl says:
oh how attractive humility is
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
come on georgeous
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
please baby
bloggergirl says:
nope
bloggergirl says:
begging's a little pathetic you know?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
yes well i just love get u date me
bloggergirl says:
you should really get the idea into your head that I'm not going to
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
oooohhhhhhhh
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i missing out
bloggergirl says:
yup, guess so
bloggergirl says:
bye then
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
please i am hot for u
bloggergirl says:
so? that just makes you more pathetic that you think that will make me change my mind
bloggergirl says:
oh yeah, I'll just reverse everything about me just cos you're feeling horny, and weird.
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i am
bloggergirl says:
no shit
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
ph me
bloggergirl says:
nah
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
let me date u
bloggergirl says:
lesbians don't date guys
bloggergirl says:
I think you would have learnt that at some point in life
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i am nice bloke
bloggergirl says:
so? So's *celebrity name*, that doesn't mean I'd date him.
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i am 34
bloggergirl says:
so?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i just want see u so badly
bloggergirl says:
so?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
can i get ur number pretty pretty please
bloggergirl says:
nope, sorry.
bloggergirl says:
Look I've been quite polite about it
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
please
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
wat is ur name
bloggergirl says:
Miss-Not-Interested
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
ooohhh
bloggergirl says:
does this high pressure begging get you much action? Oh wait, I guess you wouldn't be here if it did.
bloggergirl says:
pleading with lesbians doesn't exactly get you knee-deep in chicks
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
mo no action i loking only for u
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
ok there
bloggergirl says:
can you leave me alone now, please?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
let me see u
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i want see u
bloggergirl says:
I've been more than polite
bloggergirl says:
I don't care
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
pppllleeeassseeee
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
fuk
bloggergirl says:
begging is just pathetic, please get it in your head that I won't see you or date you or sleep with you
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
no i want u
bloggergirl says:
dude, I don't care
bloggergirl says:
I get that you're lonely, I get that it's probably been a while since you got laid, but mate, I like girls... this is a hopeless endeavour
bloggergirl says:
go find some single straight chicks
bloggergirl says:
there's heaps on here!
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
please just date me once then
bloggergirl says:
I
bloggergirl says:
like
bloggergirl says:
girls
bloggergirl says:
Lesbians
bloggergirl says:
don't
bloggergirl says:
date
bloggergirl says:
guys
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
am
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
girl
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
have
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
no
bloggergirl says:
yeah, right.
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
cok
bloggergirl says:
so?
bloggergirl says:
That's not the definition of gender yknow
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
women
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
women have holes i have one also
bloggergirl says:
is that what makes a woman?
bloggergirl says:
that the only difference?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
yes pretty much
bloggergirl says:
so..... how does conception and childbirth work for you then?
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
i am prgenat
bloggergirl says:
dude you are on some seriously wicked drugs
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
a slime made me
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
yes i am because i am giving birth
bloggergirl says:
right now? OMG get off the computer and call an ambulance!
LIGHTNINGSTRIKES says:
let me hold u in birth
bloggergirl says:
remember to breathe!
bloggergirl says:
and don't use painkillers, they make the baby stupid.
bloggergirl says:
I hope you hallucinate the right end to smack when it comes out.
*pause*
bloggergirl says:
so yeah, I'm getting tired of your insipidity now. catcha.
bloggergirl says:
stay off the drugs, man.

*LIGHTNINGSTRIKES has been removed from your contacts*

***143

A new record??

2011-11-12T01:08:00.001+10:30

New Guest post from Betty

betty says:
hey cheers for the add
jess70-70 says:
hey
... jess70-70 says:
r u single ?
betty says:
yes, have you read my profile?
jess70-70 says:
im horney babe
betty says:
that was quick
jess70-70 says:
r u horney ?
betty says:
last time I checked I didnt have any horns growing
jess70-70 says:
yes / no
betty says:
no
jess70-70 says:
ok
betty says:
sorry to dissapoint
jess70-70 says:
ok

*jess70-70 has removed you from their contacts.*

Dear Santa, put away the Nice list this year...

2011-11-11T00:49:00.004+10:30

nicewomenwanted would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: We have common interests.

N.B I immediately recognise the name and recall that he never reads profiles and just wanted a bootycall girl last time, despite the last profile of mine that he would have come across when I was first a member a while back saying that I wasn't interested in guys. I check his profile again to check, and yeah it's the same guy, stating he wants nice and honest women.

bloggergirl says:
go fuck yourself, that nice and honest enough for you?
nicewomenwanted says:
do u want 3some with me and my girl
bloggergirl says:
see above statement
bloggergirl says:
hey asshole, read profiles next time.
nicewomenwanted says:
fuck u to then
bloggergirl says:
not even if you paid me, fucker.
nicewomenwanted says:
very nice talk
bloggergirl says:
how about you actually do the world a favour and only contact people you reckon want to be contacted by you? If you'd even looked at my page you'd know that I'd have no interest in you at all
bloggergirl says:
esp not to threesome
nicewomenwanted says:
nice talking with u
bloggergirl says:
fuck you
nicewomenwanted says:
u to
nicewomenwanted says:
fat idiot
bloggergirl says:
stupid cocksucker
nicewomenwanted says:
u suck cock slut
bloggergirl says:
actually no, that's why we're having this conversation.
bloggergirl says:
but you wouldn't know that cos you don't read profiled.
nicewomenwanted says:
fuck u idiot it was no reason for u to talk like that
nicewomenwanted says:
not nice at all
bloggergirl says:
never said I was nice
nicewomenwanted says:
well next time just say sorry but not interested
nicewomenwanted says:
much nicer
bloggergirl says:
it apparently wouldn't work, cos you've actually requested me before
bloggergirl says:
and again, I never said I was nice
nicewomenwanted says:
this was firs time
nicewomenwanted says:
and sorry for request
bloggergirl says:
I had a diff account then, was a while ago, but you didn't read that one either.
nicewomenwanted says:
ok SORRY
nicewomenwanted says:
is that ok with u now
bloggergirl says:
just go already, jeez
bloggergirl says:
goodluck finding the meat for your sex sandwich
nicewomenwanted says:
thank u
nicewomenwanted says:
good luck to u to
bloggergirl says:
yeah bye
nicewomenwanted says:
bye

house wins!

2011-11-09T11:27:00.006+10:30

cos finding love is a gamble...
want to see him again? read our next adventure here.

bodyofronaldo would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: We have common interests.

bodyofronaldo says:
hi hru?
bloggergirl says:
who's ronaldo?
bodyofronaldo says:
the superstar
bodyofronaldo says:
like me
bloggergirl says:
oh
bloggergirl says:
what common interests do we have?
bodyofronaldo says:
u know now?
bloggergirl says:
I see none the same.
bloggergirl says:
From that vague description? No, not really.
bodyofronaldo says:
thearetre
bodyofronaldo says:
gaming i love poker
bloggergirl says:
I don't recall liking 'thearetre' or poker
bodyofronaldo says:
the machines i love them
bodyofronaldo says:
painting then i love sparying out of a can
bloggergirl says:
let me guess, you love going to the casino?
bodyofronaldo says:
yes i do i admit
bloggergirl says:
do you like *card game*?
bodyofronaldo says:
love it
bloggergirl says:
thought you would
bodyofronaldo says:
i am guenius at guessing naext card
bodyofronaldo says:
what is your name i amBill
bloggergirl says:
I like it too, but I hate the dealers
bloggergirl says:
how about you?
bodyofronaldo says:
well u know what baby they go a mchine now
bloggergirl says:
yeah but they're rigged
bodyofronaldo says:
yeah i hate them also u have to completely bloke them out of your game
bodyofronaldo says:
yeah they are
bodyofronaldo says:
i like u
bloggergirl says:
you never win in that place, dealers are so stupid
bodyofronaldo says:
what is your name
bodyofronaldo says:
i so wish i meet u
bloggergirl says:
I don't even think dealers are real people, what do you reckon?
bodyofronaldo says:
it not that u have to be cautious
bodyofronaldo says:
yeah it is badly rigged the whole place

*bodyofronaldo has been removed from your contacts*

Yeah... so turns out I'm an ex card-dealer at the casino. I hope he was just being agreeable, but deep down I'm sure he's probably had a tantrum at my table some time during my employment there.
Oh and for the record, I know who Ronaldo is- but from this 40 year old guy's pictures, the body may have been all he had of his. Ronaldo is a lot more beautiful, and I don't even follow the sport!

The Might Adventures Of...!

2011-11-08T12:39:00.004+10:30

gruffnut would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you.

N.B I accept, but his icon shows him as offline. Immediately however, a conversation box opens, though he's still 'Invisible'.

gruffnut says:
hello
bloggergirl says:
hi invisible man
gruffnut says:
hi
bloggergirl says:
hi
bloggergirl says:
....
gruffnut says:
how are u
bloggergirl says:
sitting on the couch eating chocolate and patting my hundred cats crying about how nobody loves me. you?
gruffnut says:
sitting on couch wanking watching porn
bloggergirl says:
ah, then we both meet the stereotypes then. lovely!
gruffnut says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
*awaits for the moment to come when you ask if me and a couple of my girl friends want to come over for a pillow fight*
gruffnut says:
nar im happy wankn at momnet
bloggergirl says:
wait... so if a group of girls offered right this second to come over and pillow fight in front of you in their PJs, you'd say 'No thanks, I'm good' ?
gruffnut says:
yer cos i know what u askd wouldnt happpen
bloggergirl says:
not with that attitude!
bloggergirl says:
either that or that's some good porn you're watching
gruffnut says:
good porn
gruffnut says:
what ulooking for?
bloggergirl says:
I think the phrase 'good porn' is an oxymoron
gruffnut says:
my house mates here tho shes asleep
bloggergirl says:
and about here, dear readers is when the last 1% of my hope that he's joking in a sick witty way, similiar to my own mockery, slips into the abyss. (yeah, I did actually say that.)
gruffnut says:
lol
gruffnut says:
love to stop n talk shit but i better get bak to it
bloggergirl says:
yeah true, those big busty girls on the screen are busy, they won't wait for you.
gruffnut says:
thats correct
bloggergirl says:
farewell, captain invisible!
bloggergirl says:
the world is in peril!

*gruffnut has removed you from their contacts.*

Some People are a bit slow (or a bit quick)...

2011-10-11T20:40:00.006+10:30

Guest Posts (there are two here) from Minty

12:20am

Luveto requests: I like your profile and want to learn more about you.

Luveto says:

hi

Luveto says:

how have you been hun?

Minty says:

who is hun?

Luveto says:

srry

Luveto says:

how are you?

Minty says:

I am good

Luveto says:

good to hear that

Luveto says:

my name is Aliyer

Luveto says:

nice to meet u

Minty says:

that's nice

Luveto says:

can i see your pics?

Minty says:

how was your day?

Luveto says:

it has been good

Luveto says:

i just can sleep

Luveto says:

what is your name?

Minty says:

I am great thanks

Luveto says:

what is your name?

Minty says:

I like rainbows

Minty says:

how about you?

Luveto says:

what is your name?

Minty says:

you are quite repetitive

Luveto says:

you r not answering

Minty says:

maybe you should think about that, and ask me something else

Luveto has removed you from their contacts. You can no longer send any messages to this member.

Aww, what a shame. I was just beginning to think this was going to be a long and lasting friendship too..

12:25am

12:30am

and.... Lost in Translation...

(warning, genitals are mentioned)

basem11 requests: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you.

basem11 says:

hey how r u?

basem11 says:

r u busy/

Minty says:

I am good

Minty says:

no I'm not

basem11 says:

do u have a time to chat

Minty says:

I just said I wasn't busy

basem11 says:

my name is qasem

Minty says:

ok

basem11 says:

egyption nationality?

Minty says:

thanks for telling me

basem11 says:

no worris

basem11 says:

do u had a nice weekend?

Minty says:

do I?

basem11 says:

yes u

Minty says:

how do I had a nice weekend?

basem11 says:

is there any bary els i talk to

Minty says:

bary els?

basem11 says:

yes i had nice weekend

basem11 says:

just last night i workd 4 hours and after that i went out with friends

Minty says:

good for you

basem11 says:

ok nice to talk to u and have a great time

Minty says:

ok thanks

basem11 says:

bye

Minty says:

what am I having a great time doing?

basem11 says:

i'm not saying that u should know

basem11 says:

just do some thing to have great time

Minty says:

yes, because I am psychic apparently

Minty says:

how ever did you know?

basem11 says:

u r not

Minty says:

I am not, what?

basem11 says:

u r very clever

Minty says:

yes I am aware of that, but what am I not?

basem11 says:

u r not psychic apparently

Minty says:

that's what I said

basem11 says:

i did'nt say that

Minty says:

hmm, you seem to have been away the day of the sarcasm lesson...

basem11 says:

ok

basem11 says:

yes i'm

Minty says:

you are, however, very good at talking in circles, so you definitly attended on shapes day

Minty says:

you're what?

basem11 says:

i'm not thing what ever u say it'z right

Minty says:

what language is that?

Minty says:

Hello? Are you there?

basem11 says:

i'm here and just reading what u writing for me

Minty says:

ok

Minty says:

what woud you like me to write?

basem11 says:

what ever u like and any thing u thinking about

Minty says:

I'm not really thinking about anything right now

basem11 says:

but i'm thinkig!!!!!!!!!!!! who r u and whatz ur name

Minty says:

I am me

Minty says:

and my name is Minty

basem11 says:

and way u r not sleep

basem11 says:

i love clear people

Minty says:

I don't know the way to not sleep

Minty says:

and I am not transparent, sorry

basem11 says:

just close ur eyes

Minty says:

but how will I see what you are writing?

basem11 says:

me as well

Minty says:

you as well what?

basem11 says:

i just see thatz girl who is nice in inside

Minty says:

wow, do you perform endoscopies?

basem11 says:

no i just learn some in army

basem11 says:

itz not good to say

Minty says:

you learnt how to perform endoscopies in the army? are you a doctor?

basem11 says:

in the army they learn u any thing u need

basem11 says:

just littel thing from any things

basem11 says:

what is ur nationality?

Minty says:

they learn you any thing from little things?

Minty says:

Is that important to you?

basem11 says:

no

basem11 says:

just asking

Minty says:

ok

basem11 says:

all us from on word

Minty says:

how do you get 'us' from 'word'?

basem11 says:

world

basem11 says:

sorry

Minty says:

why are you sorry?

Minty says:

if you can spell the word world using a 's' and 'u' I will be impressed

basem11 says:

ok

basem11 says:

what u doing in adelaide?

Minty says:

I live here

basem11 says:

how loung u been here?

Minty says:

most of my life

basem11 says:

u like it?

Minty says:

I guess

basem11 says:

r u working?

Minty says:

not right this second

basem11 says:

thatz ok hope u find a job if u like

basem11 says:

any boy friend?

Minty says:

it's 1am, why would I be working now?

Minty says:

I have friends that are boys, yes

basem11 says:

boys?????

Minty says:

do you not know what boys are?

Minty says:

they are the people with penis'

basem11 says:

ok!!!!!!!! i do'nt wana that

Minty says:

you don't want a penis, but you are a boy

Minty says:

how odd

basem11 says:

i know about my penis

Minty says:

so why were you asking about boys then?

basem11 says:

i asked u have u got boy friend

basem11 says:

and u said yes too many boys

Minty says:

no you didn't

Minty says:

you said...

basem11 says:

come on

Minty says:

"basem11 says:
any boy friend?"

Minty says:

and I said

"Minty says:
I have friends that are boys, yes"

basem11 says:

yes

basem11 says:

you said boys

Minty says:

I didn't say anything about too many boys

Minty says:

I said "I had friends that were boys, yes"

basem11 says:

ok i got it wrong

Minty says:

yes you did

basem11 says:

what the best thing to do and say to make u happy??????????

Minty says:

why are you trying to make me happy?

basem11 says:

not try just asking what u like in ur life

basem11 says:

i know u r easy person

Minty says:

I don't understand

Minty says:

I am NOT AN EASY person

Minty says:

thank you very much!

basem11 says:

u r

Minty says:

um, no I'm not

basem11 says:

hahaha

basem11 says:

cut back

basem11 says:

u r not living far from my plac

Minty says:

why do find it amusing to comment on my sexual promiscuity?

Minty says:

How do you know where I live? Are you a stalker?

basem11 says:

i do'nt mean any thing

basem11 says:

thats ur profile say

Minty says:

what's my profile say?

basem11 says:

stalker in australia

basem11 says:

i'm good boy and have with no bary any problom

basem11 says:

ur profile says u living in adelaide

basem11 says:

thatz it

Minty says:

I am from Adelaide, doesn't mean I live there

Minty says:

I am going, you are boring me

basem11 says:

ok

basem11 says:

bye

1:30am

I removed him.

I don't know why she bothers...

2011-10-11T20:17:00.003+10:30

Hi there :) Bloggergirl has been so kind as to let me share my experiences with you. Be prepared to be amazed, bored and amused all at once :) Minty x

10:45 pm 9/10/11

AdelaideBiGirl requests: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you.

AdelaideBiGirl says:

hi how are u

Minty says:

I'm good, how are you?

AdelaideBiGirl says:

im good thanx. so how was ur weekend/

AdelaideBiGirl says:

?

Minty says:

not too bad, pretty chilled

AdelaideBiGirl says:

cool. i ended up going to hahndorf with a cpl of friends yesterday was a nice day out

Minty says:

awesome hahndorf is nice

AdelaideBiGirl says:

yer i havent been there in awhile and yer it was great

Minty says:

cool

AdelaideBiGirl says:

have you met anyone on here?

Minty says:

yes

AdelaideBiGirl says:

oh ok cool. i havent.. yet

Minty says:

why not?

AdelaideBiGirl says:

no1wants to meet me i guess and i havent spoken to anyone on here for ages. ive got u and 2 other people on my list

Minty says:

have you asked anyone to meet?

AdelaideBiGirl says:

well ur the first person ive spoken to in awhile on here. theres only 1 person ive met off the net and yer were really close friends

AdelaideBiGirl says:

but maybe im not anyones type...

Minty says:

you said you hadn't met anyone

AdelaideBiGirl says:

on here i meant

Minty says:

ok

AdelaideBiGirl says:

i met my friend on a different site

Minty says:

ah, well you didn't differenciate

AdelaideBiGirl says:

sorry bout that...

Minty says:

ok

AdelaideBiGirl says:

sorry if i dont seem interested in talking im just not good at conversations. but i do try

Minty says:

you sure do apologise a lot

AdelaideBiGirl says:

u say ok alot too

Minty says:

ok

Minty says:

a lot is 2 words, not one

AdelaideBiGirl says:

diddems

Minty says:

why did you add me?

Minty says:

I mean, why did you request me?

AdelaideBiGirl says:

to find friends but obviously im got the wrong idea with you.

AdelaideBiGirl has removed you from their contacts. You can no longer send any messages to this member.

Aww I am so sad that she left, boo hoo.

10:55pm

Absence makes the mind grow forgetful

2011-10-07T01:45:00.000+10:30

This person added me and we spoke briefly once a fortnight or so ago... then she started talking to me again tonight.

First convo:

adelecd says:
hi how are you?
bloggergirl says:
good thanks
adelecd says:
slow,
bloggergirl says:
slow?
adelecd says:
how is your night
bloggergirl says:
good enough
adelecd says:
ok, cool. what you been up tp tonight?
bloggergirl says:
I worked, have only been home an hour or so
bloggergirl says:
you?
adelecd says:
benn home an hour and a half. not working though
bloggergirl says:
partying?
adelecd says:
not really, just a mates place
bloggergirl says:
cool
adelecd says:
you just windingdown?
bloggergirl says:
yup
bloggergirl says:
watching some shows and chattin
adelecd says:
brb
bloggergirl says:
k
adelecd says:
im back
bloggergirl says:
same
adelecd says:
so where did you work tonight?
bloggergirl says:
I work in a factory
adelecd says:
doing what?
bloggergirl says:
packing boxes
bloggergirl says:
what do you do?
adelecd says:
im out of work atm. hoping to be working next week
bloggergirl says:
anything in particular?
adelecd says:
horticulture
bloggergirl says:
oh cool
adelecd says:
so where is the factory?
bloggergirl says:
in the hills
adelecd says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
but I live about an hour away
adelecd says:
and where are you based?
bloggergirl says:
do you often ask so many personal questions within the first half hour?
adelecd says:
just trying to get to know you
bloggergirl says:
fair enough
adelecd says:
dont mind if you have questions for me

Tonight:

adelecd says:
hi there
bloggergirl says:
hi
adelecd says:
how are you?
bloggergirl says:
good thanks you?
adelecd says:
good
adelecd says:
what you up tp?
adelecd says:
to*
bloggergirl says:
just got home from work
adelecd says:
where do you work?
bloggergirl says:
...seriously?
adelecd says:
yep
bloggergirl says:
don't pay attention or make notes between conversations then huh?
adelecd says:
my sorry, should of read through previous cinvo
bloggergirl says:
mayhaps
adelecd says:
convo*
bloggergirl says:
yeah, that'd probably have made you look better
adelecd says:
im sorry

A Quickie... no really.

2011-10-04T04:26:00.002+10:30

TheCircleOfFriends says:

bloggergirl says:

hi there

TheCircleOfFriends says:

so u r only into girl only

TheCircleOfFriends says:

or bi

bloggergirl says:

fine thanks, how are you?

bloggergirl says:

....

TheCircleOfFriends says:

i m good u

bloggergirl says:

what does that matter if I'm bi or just into girls?

TheCircleOfFriends says:

just curious

TheCircleOfFriends says:

that is all

TheCircleOfFriends says:

u dont have to answer

TheCircleOfFriends says:

so what is ur name by the way

bloggergirl says:

I just figure that my profile answers that question is all

bloggergirl says:

why?

TheCircleOfFriends says:

ok i m looking at it right now

bloggergirl says:

I don't know you, we've been speaking for 2minutes.

TheCircleOfFriends says:

yep it does

TheCircleOfFriends says:

into female only

bloggergirl says:

so you didn't even read my profile before?

TheCircleOfFriends says:

dont get offended now dear

TheCircleOfFriends says:

i just try to make conversation

bloggergirl says:

hmmm that doesn't sound patronising at all lol

bloggergirl says:

you're weird

*TheCircleOfFriends has removed you from their contacts.*

total time approx 6mins - new record? But okay yeah I admit, I may have been a little harsh. I don't deal with boring conversation well at 4am.

If you're going to chat me up, at least use proper grammar!

2011-09-29T02:46:00.002+09:30

Llamalland again. Something a bit more recent:

rock1112 says:
hi

Llamalland says:
hiya

Llamalland says:
how're you?

rock1112 says:
good

rock1112 says:
wanna fun

rock1112 says:
hi

Llamalland says:
fun is a verb, now?

rock1112 says:
now

rock1112 says:
in car

rock1112 says:
sex

Llamalland says:
sex isn't a verb, either

rock1112 says:
wanna sex

rock1112 says:
now

Llamalland says:
no, see, that runs into the same syntax problem as "wanna fun" did...

Llamalland says:
and adding "now" does nothing to resolve it

rock1112 says:
love to suck your dick

Llamalland says:
see, that's better, at least you have a verb in that one!

Llamalland says:
And you have a noun too

Llamalland says:
but you've got the object of the sentence, with no subject of the sentence.... problematic

Llamalland says:
oh, excuse my misused comma

Llamalland says:
Aw man, I was really hoping I'd find out who/what the subject of the sentence is....

Llamalland says:
a toaster, perhaps? An ourangutan? My grand-aunt Bessie?

And another guy for a somewhat shorter exchange:

cheekyboy35 says:
hi there

Llamalland says:
hi, how're you?

cheekyboy35 says:
im good

cheekyboy35 says:
welcome to come over, sukk r cock

Llamalland says:
where is sukk r cock? I'm not sure I know where to find it.

cheekyboy35 says:
ok cya

cheekyboy35 has removed you from their contacts. You can no longer send any messages to this member.

An Oldie

2011-09-29T02:15:00.002+09:30

Hello - I'm Llamalland on oasis, and bloggergirl has been kind enough to let me post here.

Some background stuff: I'm a 20something bi guy, and while I get some nauseating women on oasis too, it's mostly the men who make anything appropriate for here, especially the ones who list as straight. I list on my profile that *seriously* propositioning me before meeting me in person is kinda pathetic and really, sorta weird. And why would someone want to agree to sex with a stranger before sussing them out in person, anyway.

Here's an oldie, it's from early last year, and I saved it to my livejournal because it was just too damn entertaining! I was contacted by two guys soon after one another, both listing as straight, and I talked to them both concurrently. It didn't take long to work out that something other than their choice of sexuality-identity was fishy:

fraggle87 says:
hello hello

fraggle87 says:
how are you

fraggle87 says:
u there sexy

Llamalland says:
internet went funny for a sec

fraggle87 says:
lol what u up too>>

Llamalland says:
just playing internet chess

fraggle87 says:
nice u winning

Llamalland says:
so are you actually interested in men? and if so, why not say so on your profile?

fraggle87 says:
just want to try some new things

fraggle87 says:
its true that over 80% of men are bi u know

fraggle87 says:
what u looking for

fraggle87 says:
i want to be fucked in the ass

Llamalland says:
you should probably find a strapon for that. Plenty of straight guys want to be fucked in the ass.

fraggle87 says:
no i want a man to do it

fraggle87 says:
and i like the look of you

fraggle87 says:
if i wanted a strapon or a dildo i would still be wit my ex

fraggle87 says:
so u up for it

Llamalland says:
no

Llamalland says:
I don't sleep with internet randoms

fraggle87 says:
well i wont be just a random nighter

fraggle87 says:
i will be random nights

Llamalland says:
no, I didn't say "I don't have random one nighters"

Llamalland says:
I have them all the time, with people I actually know in person

Llamalland says:
I just said I don't sleep with internet randoms

fraggle87 says:
well well i guess we will hav to meet

Llamalland says:
no, we won't. But maybe you should talk with rukusbrendan, you'll get along with him like a house on fire

fraggle87 says:
he is cute

fraggle87 says:
is he gay??

Llamalland says:
he's at least as gay as you are

fraggle87 says:
??

fraggle87 says:
just wants to try

fraggle87 says:
so u dont want to meet me

fraggle87 says:
if u dont want internet guys why u online

fraggle87 says:
u are such a tease

Llamalland says:
yes, I am a tease because I dare to be on the internet but have the gall to reject an internet random that propositions me

Llamalland says:
I am on this site to meet people and become friends with them, and if it leads to more, ok. Not to have random guys proposition me.

Llamalland says:
But you are right, I am a tease, clearly, because I haven't put on my profile "don't message me asking for random sex"

fraggle87 says:
all i want is some of ur cock ur hotstuff and u turn me on i didnt even read ur profile i just like ur pic

Llamalland says:
and all I want it to mock you and be sarcastic. Unfortunately, only one of us will get what we want

fraggle87 says:
well u miss out pretty boy

Llamalland says:
not really, I'm enjoying the mocking a lot, and I almost certainly get laid more than you

fraggle87 says:
ahahahahaha

fraggle87 says:
ur being sarcastic again as if u get laid more than me

Llamalland says:
I do. Because I'm intelligent, witty and attractive, and know how to flirt without being
nauseating.

fraggle87 says:
hahahahahaha

fraggle87 says:
u are nauseating go play ur chess

Llamalland says:
aaah, now that you're certain you're rejected, you feel like being agressive

fraggle87 says:
no no

fraggle87 says:
ur not witty ur just a prik no need to be an ass

Llamalland says:
sore loser

fraggle87 says:
no ur the one that is going to be the loser in the long run bet ur shit in the sack anyway

fraggle87 says:
ur not even hot

fraggle87 says:
u look like a nerd

fraggle87 says:
with a weird shaped head

fraggle87 says:
big nose and shit hair

Llamalland says:
oh nooooo, the random internet person doesn't like the way I look. I guess I'll just have to fuck away the pain.

fraggle87 says:
hhahahahaha

fraggle87 says:
got ur pump out for ur blow up doll???

fraggle87 has removed you from their contacts. You can no longer send any messages to this member. (and now for the other one)

rukusbrendan says:
hey chief

Llamalland says:
evenin'

Llamalland says:
how's it going?

rukusbrendan says:
mornin haha

rukusbrendan says:
good and u

Llamalland says:
it's not morning until the sun rises again, in my world

Llamalland says:
pretty good

rukusbrendan says:
true, its not mornin til me and johnson rise either i say@

rukusbrendan says:
what u doin 2day sexy man

rukusbrendan says:
i see u like women and u like men

rukusbrendan says:
have u had a boyfriend b4

Llamalland says:
wondering why someone that is listed as straight would call me sexy, that's what I'm doing right now

rukusbrendan says:
hey just cos it aint on here doesnt mean i dnt like the forbidden fruits... or frank n beans.. i love my share

Llamalland says:
no, no serious relationship with a guy yet

rukusbrendan says:
any sexy fun with a dude?

Llamalland says:
I find it's better to be open and frank about such things. And I don't know why homosexuality should be a forbidden fruit.

rukusbrendan says:
i agree dude

rukusbrendan says:
im gona be open and honest with u... atm im single and my big black dildo gets such a pounding numerous times a day. i wish i had some real meat

rukusbrendan says:
just a man to sink my teeth into like a wild animal rahhhh!!

Llamalland says:
no, that's not open or honest, that's just you stroking your *ahem* ego. Also, dildos don't get poundings, that makes no sense

rukusbrendan says:
what do u mean they dont get poundings... when i shove the knob end up my tight arse i pound the fuck outa it dude.. u should know this if ur really bi

rukusbrendan says:
i dnt think u r.... ur just bi curious

Llamalland says:
no. A dildo does not get a pounding, a dildo *gives* a pounding

Llamalland says:
get it right

rukusbrendan says:
oh well sorry man i didnt know u were so technically correct.. that is a sexy attribute to a mans personality mmm so hot

Llamalland says:
and being randomly fawned over and propositioned by a guy that doesn't really seem to know whether he's straight or bi or gay, isn't honest about it, and thinks homosexuality is forbidden fruit - damn that just makes me so hot

Llamalland says:
hope sarcasm turns you on too, and being mocked

rukusbrendan says:
mate, im just a squirrel tryin to get a nut.. i use this site to meet sexy, smart girls AND guys... i havent come out the closet yet its kinda embarrasing ur mocking me

Llamalland says:
poor kiddo. You'll survive, and someone has to say these things to you, or you'll never learn

rukusbrendan says:
true, and im glad such a sexy man said it to me.. ur pic is making me so hard

rukusbrendan says:
keen to catch up some time?

rukusbrendan says:
u can teach me the ins and outs of butt secks... ive always wanted an older man to teach me

Llamalland says:
you know what? You should talk to fraggle87. I don't want to meet you though, no. But you too will get along great, in fact you guys are so similar I suspect you're the same person using different profiles and pictures

Llamalland says:
but if you aren't, you guys will get along like a house on fire!

rukusbrendan says:
i did a search for him.. he looks cute!!

rukusbrendan says:
have u guys fucked???

rukusbrendan says:
is that why wed get along

Llamalland says:
no, he and you just started talking to me tonight

rukusbrendan says:
i have a great idea...we could all meet up for a 3 sum!!!! ill add him n get to kno him a bit b4 asking

Llamalland says:
no, I think if I went to anything like that, I would meet with either one or two guys, none of which I'd want to sleep with. But you guys go right ahead without me!

rukusbrendan says:
why not at least sleep with me?? i have a good size package

rukusbrendan says:
and i wana taste ur meat dude

Llamalland says:
well we all want some things we can't have

rukusbrendan says:
why are u on this website for ??

Llamalland says:
I am on this site to meet people and become friends with them, and if it leads to more, ok. Not to have random guys proposition me.

rukusbrendan says:
i just want u to fuck my tight brown virgin ring dude.. if ur truely bi youd accept my offer for a few beers.. ill get u drunk then u can bang me

Llamalland says:
Yeah, of course, all bi guys just can't resist any other guys that show an interest.

Llamalland says:
I am bi, I just have taste

rukusbrendan says:
are u saying im ugly..

Llamalland says:
no, you're just a wanker

rukusbrendan says:
ur right.. i could give u a good hand job too if ur keen

rukusbrendan says:
beat u off in 4 mins flat baby ohhh

rukusbrendan says:
ull be blowin everywhere all over me

Llamalland says:
you know what you could do? Give fraggle87 a handjob.

Llamalland says:
bet he'd love it

rukusbrendan says:
hes prob got a bigger cock then u honey

Llamalland says:
I mean, doing it all alone isn't as fun, but it's better than being mocked all the time, isn't it?

Llamalland says:
also, you're bragging about 4 minutes? You have to be kidding.

rukusbrendan says:
the only person being mocked is you dickhead lol

rukusbrendan says:
this chat has been logged idiot lmao its being sent in to a magazine which i will not be telling u the name of haha

Llamalland says:
that's ok, I've already sent copies of both conversations I've had with you to everyone on my mailing list

rukusbrendan says:
lmao the jokes on you cock head hahahhahaha

Llamalland says:
sure it is. *I'm* the joke. You go on thinking that

rukusbrendan says:
lol ur a bi sexual faggot nerd

rukusbrendan says:
mate u should kill urself u look like tom green for fuck sakes

Llamalland says:
and you have tried to chat up this "bisexual faggot nerd" and been completely humiliated in rejection.

rukusbrendan says:
mate im straight as... you are the joke. nothing better than taking the piss out of pathetic losers on here hahahah

Llamalland says:
so you, a straight person, decided to chat up a guy and failed - on two seperate accounts. Yeah, I'm the pathetic one

rukusbrendan says:
on two seperate accounts? nahh me and my mate just find pathetic lookin gay cunts n fat ugly chicks to chat up for our own entertainment bhahahaha

Llamalland says:
oh. That's even more pathetic! I thought you were both one person, but you aren't! And that probably means you're using your own pictures!

rukusbrendan says:
wow u are so fucking smart!!!!

Llamalland says:
and you're calling me ugly!

rukusbrendan says:
im calling u hideous dude.. you look like tom green HAHAHAHAH

Llamalland says:
there aren't even words to describe how pathetic this is. How do you survive looking in the mirror?

rukusbrendan says:
quite easy.. i just buy a new one every time it breaks

rukusbrendan is offline. You can still send this person messages and and they will receive them the next time they are online.

I just love how he seemed to think that the conversation reflected badly on me, and that I'd be mortified to learn that others might read it! And the line about buying a new mirror... he so put me in my place!

so... I think his name is Pete... but that's the info I could comprende, Ese!

2011-09-24T01:04:00.005+09:30

MRGENUINE1111 would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: We have common interests.

(N.B cbf colouring his, so you can just deal with it until I do it :P)

bloggergirl says:
what common interests would they be?
bloggergirl says:
other than we both like boobs?
bloggergirl says:
evidently the ability to read profiles isn't one thing we have in common
bloggergirl says:
....so come on, wow me,,,
bloggergirl says:
*waits*
MRGENUINE1111 says:
hi hows things babe
bloggergirl says:
ooh reading just isn't your strong point huh?
MRGENUINE1111 says:
sorry wish i could ring ya hey whats ya mobile !!!
bloggergirl says:
here's a tip - on a dating site, maybe uploading many photos in which you are wearing a Jason/Hannibal Lector mask... probably not the greatest brainwave to get chicks to talk to you... let alone give out their numbers within the first 30sec of conversation
bloggergirl says:
tho the USA flag in the background does certainly lend a sophisticated and classy touch to them
MRGENUINE1111 says:
yeah true my mask is one thing but its my hidden treasure most women want LOL LOL pete x
bloggergirl says:
why do you sign your name? Do you think I will have forgotten it so soon?
Or perhaps you think you're writing a letter?
Possibly I'm just a bot... may as well be, this seems to be a very one sided interaction...
I am yet to be wow'd
bloggergirl says:
not that the reference to women wanting your 'hidden treasure' wasn't highly original or suave
bloggergirl says:
your interests listed: cars fishing football cricket gardning
wow it's like we're twins
bloggergirl says:
...you've gone quiet Mr Radtastic
bloggergirl says:
well, quietER
MRGENUINE1111 says:
sorry to upset you, hey and your expectations on here most men on here are married or involved some way TRUE {iam not } GENUINE 100% SINGLE
MRGENUINE1111 says:
Hi you still there babe ?
bloggergirl says:
my computer failed, mayhaps from conversation atrophy
bloggergirl says:
but funny I don't recall mentioning anything about my expectations of men, let alone it relating to their involvement with others
MRGENUINE1111 says:
computers, really suck some times hey
bloggergirl says:
why 'hey?'
bloggergirl says:
is that a question?
MRGENUINE1111 says:
your quick at typing hey !!
bloggergirl says:
are you Canadian? or attracting attention *after* the sentence?
bloggergirl says:
hey hey hey hey hey hey
bloggergirl says:
let's do away with anything else, and just grunt and say hey
MRGENUINE1111 says:
mmm Just come back from the USA babe
bloggergirl says:
And yes, I'm a whole generation away from you - I can navigate a keyboard
bloggergirl says:
Why do you call me babe? Do you call any random chicks you just started talking to a term of endearment without knowing if she likes/approves or not?
MRGENUINE1111 says:
yes you can !
MRGENUINE1111 says:
No i call women babe when i think i may like them thats all no offence
bloggergirl says:
lol what on earth have I given you as a reason to think you may like me?
you've not even answered my first question...
what are these common interests you claim we have?
MRGENUINE1111 says:
my common interests with you are iam single avaliable and iam attractive !!
bloggergirl says:
LMFAO
bloggergirl says:
you fucking serious?
bloggergirl says:
thats your secret recipe for compatibility?
bloggergirl says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MRGENUINE1111 says:
No friendship and see what happends !!!
bloggergirl says:
read my goddam profile, moron. I dig chicks and if a guy even wants a *chance* at chatting me up he has to be an impressive son of a bitch who can hold a conversation and so far the only thing you've made moist on me is my brain running out of my ears from this hell boring dribble you're giving out
bloggergirl says:
*waits for the essay of reply*
MRGENUINE1111 says:
Typing is good and your good at it but are you the same on the phone, anyway iam only interested in Bi girls for a relationship my mobile is ****245265 txt is good and i will ring ya now cheers pete
bloggergirl says:
lol oh jesus dude, you don't get it huh?
bloggergirl says:
why only bi girls? you want a threesome?
MRGENUINE1111 says:
had threesomes before done that want a sole mate
bloggergirl says:
is that something you buy for your shoes?
bloggergirl says:
so why can only a bi girl be a soulmate?
bloggergirl says:
dude why the fuck would I give you my number? honestly.
MRGENUINE1111 says:
hetro girls are great but iam attracted to bi girls dont know why
bloggergirl says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
so the two of you can perve on a hot chick that passes you?
MRGENUINE1111 says:
no thats not it trust me
bloggergirl says:
Go suck my plastic press-stud phallus, fella. I don't know why you're still trying with me.
MRGENUINE1111 says:
broadminded lady does it for me hey
bloggergirl says:
yeah, trust you. Uh-huh, I'll write that down:
"Note to self, trust the boring creepy horrorfilm masked man I just started talking to online. Even though he keeps wanting to talk on the phone and can't take the hint that I'd rather swallow a snail thickshake than pursue this via any further medium"
MRGENUINE1111 says:
you seem real angry at me i feel why babe
bloggergirl says:
hey hey hey we're back to speaking in hey
bloggergirl says:
nah, not angry. Just amused.
MRGENUINE1111 says:
yeah hey i need a horse lol
bloggergirl says:
oh and now we've descended into random references in an attempt to stay involved with the mockery
bloggergirl says:
nice one
MRGENUINE1111 says:
iam really a nice guy ring me
bloggergirl says:
HAHAAHAHA why?? You haven't answered that once!
bloggergirl says:
why would I a) waste my credit, b) give you my number in doing so, and c) want to converse verbally with someone who finishes each sentence with hey, hey hey hey hey hey
bloggergirl says:
?
MRGENUINE1111 says:
iam looking for a friend and see what happends thats all
bloggergirl says:
I'm not your friend.
bloggergirl says:
And what will happen is that I will continue to laugh at you.
bloggergirl says:
And you should be spending this time chatting to someon who actually *wants* your company - that said, thanks for the high level of entertainment.
MRGENUINE1111 says:
yeah true but iam only trying to be nice not have a go at anyone
bloggergirl says:
the first paragraph of my 'About Me' details that I am not similarly inclined.
MRGENUINE1111 says:
are you open minded then
bloggergirl says:
dude, wtf does that even mean? and are you even reading what I'm typing here?
you got your own lil script there, huh?
bloggergirl says:
you want a girl to do you with a strap on, hey?
thats the attraction to bi girls
MRGENUINE1111 says:
no strap on ive been in a relationship for 5 years with 2 women done all sorts of shit
bloggergirl says:
oooooh I am so unbelievably and all-consumingly impressed
bloggergirl says:
aren't you going away yet?
bloggergirl says:
guys like you make girls like me be less attracted to guys in general.
MRGENUINE1111 says:
why would i go away
bloggergirl says:
Cos I think you're a wanker that doesn't get the hint that I think as such?
MRGENUINE1111 says:
iam a genuine person who loves a relationship and sex
bloggergirl says:
so?
bloggergirl says:
that interests me how?
MRGENUINE1111 says:
well iam on here to find friends and see what happends thats all
bloggergirl says:
So you've said. REPEATEDLY.
And I've said, repeatedly, to piss off and that I've no interest in being friends with you.
bloggergirl says:
so how about you fuck off now?

MRGENUINE1111 says:

sorry we can talk about something different i will take the mask off lol pete x

bloggergirl says:

dude, I swear you're brain dead.

MRGENUINE1111 says:

yeah mum said that when i was born lol

bloggergirl says:

no shit, they slapped the wrong end or something?

MRGENUINE1111 says:

yes they did slap the wrong end

bloggergirl says:

yeah ok, I'm going now. You're quite obviously retarded.

bloggergirl says:

Well no, you're not, but you should try it sometime. I think you'd excel.

bloggergirl says:

bye, good luck with.... whatever it is you're vaguely after.

MRGENUINE1111 says:

hi its pete, hope you will ring me for a chat i can not type my mobile is ****245265 txt is good please get back love to hear from ya BABE

bloggergirl says:

omg, I hope you're just a very clever bot.

MRGENUINE1111 says:

ring me now love to hear ya

bloggergirl says:

up yours

MRGENUINE1111 says:

why up mine your the women trying to be a guy on here lol

bloggergirl says:

funny motherfucker arent you?

MRGENUINE1111 says:

mmmm hey mate try gay match maker mmmm

bloggergirl says:

blah blah blah

MRGENUINE1111 says:

ya might get it up the ass on gay match maker HEY

bloggergirl says:

oh so it *can* get fired up! looky there!

MRGENUINE1111 says:

mmmm just come out and say your a guy

bloggergirl says:

no honey I think thats more up your alley... pardon the pun... And I hope for your sake you're not stupid enough to put your actual number on here

MRGENUINE1111 says:

yeah thats my number remember it iam a cop

bloggergirl says:

hahahahaahaha nope, not a guy. just a chick who thinks you're very uninteresting and doesn't want to play in the sandpit with you

bloggergirl says:

oooh a cop - even if I believed you, wtf could you do it me? fuck all is what.

MRGENUINE1111 says:

sandpitt whats that sand castles

bloggergirl says:

hmmm actually, with intellect like that.. maybe you *are* a cop.

MRGENUINE1111 says:

yes i can smell my prey thats why i keep typing lol

bloggergirl says:

lol prey! uh-huh, for what?
come on, scare me!

MRGENUINE1111 says:

scare you i thought the mask was enough lol

bloggergirl says:

I think the sheer thought that you exist in the community somewhere and pass for a functioning human is frightening enough

MRGENUINE1111 says:

cheers why are you on here

bloggergirl says:

I told you, interactions like these amuse me.
I mean sure if I want to talk to someone, I add them. But you added me, remember?
Why are you on here? I think you've been just as amused

MRGENUINE1111 says:

looking for love or friendship

MRGENUINE1111 says:

ring me ****245265

bloggergirl says:

yeah... no thanks.

bloggergirl says:

persistent lil tyke huh?

MRGENUINE1111 says:

why you can type quick but ya cant talk or have a mans voice!! ???

bloggergirl says:

lol you're convinced of that huh? well if it gets you off my case trying to get me to call you then yeah, okay sure I'm a guy, why not?

bloggergirl says:

I'll say I'm a guy if it means you run along happy

MRGENUINE1111 says:

mmmm your a women very lonely and horny mmm

bloggergirl says:

hahahaha

bloggergirl says:

changing tactics?

MRGENUINE1111 says:

bloggergirl says:

you calling me horny or are you stating that you are?

MRGENUINE1111 says:

ring me you wont be disappointed ****245265

bloggergirl says:

I'm pretty sure I will

MRGENUINE1111 says:

RING NOW

bloggergirl says:

lol okay humour me, say I call you. what exactly will you say or do that will be soooo amazing? I'll hear you shoot your load?
well cock-a-doodle-doo

bloggergirl says:

see there, how rude you didn't even say please.

MRGENUINE1111 says:

i say please pete xxxxx

bloggergirl says:

nah, fuck you... oh wait, you probably already are.
Sorry man, I don't get paid to listen to guys wank like some of the women out there.

bloggergirl says:

I guess that accounts for the slow typing

MRGENUINE1111 says:

mmmmm i wait for you ladys first RING

bloggergirl says:

lol you're a dickwad

bloggergirl says:

this is what I love about guys, once they're on the homestretch, it doesn't matter what we do or say

MRGENUINE1111 says:

mmm talk to me on the phone

bloggergirl says:

nah

bloggergirl says:

and if I'm doing you any favours by still talking to you here then I now pronounce me silent and not helping you have your lonely internet wank

MRGENUINE1111 says:

come on ring me or txt me i hate typing lol

bloggergirl says:

I bet, it'd take up valuable jerking time. how inconvenient.

MRGENUINE1111 says:

ring me now

bloggergirl says:

*zips mouth shut* nah, go choke your chicken all by yourself.

MRGENUINE1111 says:

mmm i wanna hear your voice

MRGENUINE1111 says:

ring me

bloggergirl says:

ooh look! emoticons!

bloggergirl says:

MRGENUINE1111 says:

cum on be brave

bloggergirl says:

awww can't you cum without me on the phone?

MRGENUINE1111 says:

i have a high sex drive i

bloggergirl says:

okay! goodnight!

*I click to Appear Offline*

MRGENUINE1111 says:

ring me babe !!!! pete enjoyed your spills hey !!

*MRGENUINE1111 has been removed from your contacts.*

MRGENUINE1111 sent you a flirt. "Hi There"
(Animation of a guy in a suit saying 'Hi There')

You have sent a flirt to MRGENUINE1111.
(Animation of a kitty that reads: "Sorry, you're not who I'm looking for. Good luck finding someone".)

Jeeez, what a oddity.
This job is so weird sometimes.
That whole interaction took about 2(ish) hours. Boy's got stamina, I'll give him that.

****oh for oh oh

To the seat of the issue

2011-09-18T20:57:00.001+09:30

Another Guest post from Chestylerou

chrisg1982 says:
hey
Chestylerou says:
hey, how's it going?
chrisg1982 says:
good
chrisg1982 says:
how has you day been
Chestylerou says:
not too bad, just been organising stuff, nothing too interesting
Chestylerou says:
how bout yours?
chrisg1982 says:
you look sexy
Chestylerou says:
um, thanks
chrisg1982 says:
ANAL SEX ????
Chestylerou says:
no thank you

*chrisg1982 has removed you from their contacts.*

with fishing skills like that, he'll eat for a lifetime.

2011-08-13T19:59:00.004+09:30

I welcome chestylerou to the site :)
Chesty shares her latest hilarity here.

Bennymelb83 would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: I think you are really hot.

Bennymelb83 says:

Hey there hun how r ya?..I'm Benny

Bennymelb83 says:

Ur smile is hot...I mean,nice to meet u haha

chestylerou says:

lol thanks

chestylerou says:

I'm ******

Bennymelb83 says:

Nice name...what's up?

chestylerou says:

not a lot. just playing a game on my ipad

chestylerou says:

why'd you request me when you live in melbourne?

Bennymelb83 says:

Cos I think ur pretty cute.....

Bennymelb83 says:

N fun,not boring

Bennymelb83 says:

U?

chestylerou says:

me what?

Bennymelb83 says:

Why did ya accept me? Haha

chestylerou says:

because I didn't check where you were from

chestylerou says:

lol

Bennymelb83 says:

Uh huh...sure sure

Bennymelb83 says:

Ur cute as

Bennymelb83 says:

Check out my pics,tell me what ya think

chestylerou says:

you appear to have a face

Bennymelb83 says:

Haha cheeky

Bennymelb83 says:

Well if u like them that's good then

chestylerou says:

I didn't say I liked them, I said you had the required amount of faces

Bennymelb83 says:

Hmmm ok then...well besides that obvious statistic what ya think?

Bennymelb83 says:

Haha

chestylerou says:

does the quality of your day depend on my answer?

Bennymelb83 says:

Ok....it's too early in the day for me to keep up with a smartass

Bennymelb83 says:

Pretty simple question....should be straight down the line like me...I don't care

chestylerou says:

well its not really a black and white question, what do I think? It doesn't really matter, you're in Melbourne, I'm not, so what is it that you're looking for? an ego boost?

Bennymelb83 says:

No...just a chat,enjoy a laugh,whatever happens

Bennymelb83 says:

But too much to ask on that with u I reckon

Thoughts...

2011-07-29T02:25:00.001+09:30

Anyone seen 'Catfish'?

ever caught someone flat-out lying?

If you haven't seen it, see it.
Don't look it up, just go hire it.

ah, robots - you gotta love 'em

2011-07-14T07:24:00.003+09:30

jess09-09 sent you a flirt
"Can't Take My Eyes Off You"

*jess09-09 has been added to your contacts*

bloggergirl says:

hello

jess09-09 says:

hey

bloggergirl says:

thanks for the cartoon

jess09-09 says:

r u single ?

bloggergirl says:

yes

bloggergirl says:

jess09-09 says:

yes babe

bloggergirl says:

cool

bloggergirl says:

what are you lookin for on here?

jess09-09 says:

do u msn ?

bloggergirl says:

i do, but not until i talk on here for a bit first

jess09-09 says:

bloggergirl says:

so what are you lookin for?

jess09-09 says:

yes

bloggergirl says:

what does that mean? yes what?

bloggergirl says:

your profile is empty, so i ask an open question, and you say 'yes' ?

jess09-09 says:

yes

bloggergirl says:

riiiiight

jess09-09 says:

im hormey babe

bloggergirl says:

you speaky english?

bloggergirl says:

Hormey... that's either from somewhere in Europe, or it's hard to type with one hand

jess09-09 says:

r u hormey ?

bloggergirl says:

No I'm Australian

jess09-09 says:

do u fuck ?

bloggergirl says:

you mean, constantly? well not at this minute I must confess, no.

bloggergirl says:

you sound a lot like a bot, but sad to say I don't actually think you are, and that's a little laughable

jess09-09 says:

see pic

bloggergirl says:

*looks* nope, I see no pic

jess09-09 says:

do u sex ?

bloggergirl says:

sex is a verb now?

jess09-09 says:

yes

bloggergirl says:

I guess I don't speak proper Hormey. Language barriers and all

jess09-09 says:

bloggergirl says:

jeez are you really that bored?

bloggergirl says:

why are you even here?

bloggergirl says:

surely you can finish yourself off to some porn online, instead of being mocked by the likes of me with your hand down your pants?

jess09-09 says:

yes

bloggergirl says:

bot city.
blah blah fla blee slah plah!

bloggergirl says:

*does the Safety Dance*

bloggergirl says:

one potato, two potato, three potato, four!

bloggergirl says:

*twirls*

bloggergirl says:

while I'm here, a big shout out to my friends in the break room!

bloggergirl says:

*makes a cup of tea*

jess09-09 says:

bloggergirl says:

how you doing jess? this tickle your fancy?

jess09-09 says:

yes

bloggergirl says:

funny, I thought you'd say that!

jess09-09 says:

04---------------------- r u ?

bloggergirl says:

am I four? no, I'm slightly older than that

*jess09-09 is offline. *

bloggergirl says:

awwww, but we were having such a deep and meaningful conversation!

bloggergirl says:

*sniffle*

bloggergirl says:

now to cry myself to slumber!

seriously? oh well, there's always http://... if i want to see her again

2011-07-12T04:25:00.005+09:30

----Now with baseball references!!!!

I am bored so I add an online member.
female, 20years old, 45km from the city.

bloggergirl says:
good morning (it's 3:30ish am)
sarahbear1990 says:
goo morning how are you
bloggergirl says:
thanks for accepting my add
bloggergirl says:
fine thankyou, and yourself?
bloggergirl says:
nice to meet you
sarahbear1990 says:
nice to meet you to, my numbers 0409***828 txt me ----there's the wind up....
bloggergirl says:
oh? you're logging off soon?
bloggergirl says:
so, what are you looking for here?
sarahbear1990 says:
noo i just want your number, i cant reply to ur txt yet tho
sarahbear1990 says:
a nnice girl, pretty, funny, smart, outgoing and all
bloggergirl says:
lol you want my number already? didn't think I'd made *that* good an impression so fast lol
sarahbear1990 says:
haha well you seem really nice
bloggergirl says:
hehe well i like to think so
sarahbear1990 says:
ur nicee
bloggergirl says:
*woot!* I'm nice with to e's! success!
bloggergirl says:
thats doubly nice in my book lol
bloggergirl says:
ha sorry, I'm getting tired and it makes me silly
sarahbear1990 says:
haha its ok i think its cute
bloggergirl says:
I work evenings so I get home late. what do you do?
sarahbear1990 says:
ohh really, iam currently unemployed hbu
bloggergirl says:
I work in a factory as a processor
sarahbear1990 says:
ohhh koolies, id like to get to know you more
bloggergirl says:
well what would you like to know?
bloggergirl says:
I'm rather an open book
bloggergirl says:
holy feck i just went to get a drink of water and its so cold outside my room!!!
bloggergirl says:
bet its freezy out in your direction too huh
sarahbear1990 says:
tell me everything
bloggergirl says:
lol thats very broad
sarahbear1990 says:
yea a lil bit
bloggergirl says:
everything huh? hmm where to start
sarahbear1990 says:
at the beginning
bloggergirl says:
well i was born
bloggergirl says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
and then i became a child and never really stopped
sarahbear1990 says:
haha i never would of guessed that
bloggergirl says:
i like to keep folk guessing
bloggergirl says:
an enigma wrapped in a mystery?... lol yeah nah
sarahbear1990 says:
lolol, u a cutie
bloggergirl says:
aw shucks
bloggergirl says:
so do you have any photos?
bloggergirl says:
put a face to the name
sarahbear1990 says:
haha, not on here i on here i dont
bloggergirl says:
oh ok
sarahbear1990 says:
soo sorry ill take one in the morning when i get ready
bloggergirl says:
aw you don't have to do that just for me

(she sends a 'flirt' - an animation members can send to one another - she selects a bear blowing up a heart balloon)

bloggergirl says:
hehe a bear!
sarahbear1990 says:
haha its ok hun

(I send a flirt back - a girl making a silly face blowing a raspberry)

bloggergirl says:
thats the most accurate flirt thing i could find to suit me
sarahbear1990 says:
haha ur soo cute, i gotta go babe but u got my number soo txt me asap
bloggergirl says:
sure thing
bloggergirl says:
sleep well
sarahbear1990 says:
you to babe remember to txt me asap ----and there's the pitch...
sarahbear1990 says:
goodbye x
bloggergirl says:
will do tonight before i sleeps, when i get back to my phone, unless that will wake you
sarahbear1990 says:
it wont wake me txt me now anyway cya
bloggergirl says:
byee

*sarahbear1990 is offline. *

(I text her with a rather innocent photo, in which I'm jumping up and the scenic background is the majority of the image.
She replies with a text: 'Iam lez'.
Next minute...)

*sarahbear1990 is online.*

bloggergirl says:
back so soon?
why did you tell me you're lez. I figured you were, isn't that why we're talking?
bloggergirl says:
i just thought i'd send you a jumping shot cos its my fav
sarahbear1990 says:
yeea true lol iunno
sarahbear1990 says:
its cute
bloggergirl says:
lol you puzzled me with your response
sarahbear1990 says:
sorry, say have u got any nude shots, iam wet an yeaaah ----STRIKE ONE
bloggergirl says:
oh right, thats where this is going.
well, nice talkin
sarahbear1990 says:
noo i was joking
sarahbear1990 says:
i wanted to see what typa stuff ur into
sarahbear1990 says:
sorry
bloggergirl says:
yeah I'm puzzled now
sarahbear1990 says:
sorry i say and do silly stuff without thinking sometimes
bloggergirl says:
me too, not sure if its stuff like that, but... yeah lol
sarahbear1990 says:
lolol
bloggergirl says:
this time of night, its hit and miss whether or not one talks to real people or morons
sarahbear1990 says:
iam sorry
bloggergirl says:
its ok really
bloggergirl says:
if you were actually joking, its fine
sarahbear1990 says:
i was joking hunny
bloggergirl says:
then no big deal
sarahbear1990 says:
ur a cutie
bloggergirl says:
thanks
sarahbear1990 says:
its alriteeeeeeeee
bloggergirl says:
so have you always lived in *town*?
bloggergirl says:
my mums family was from that region or thereabouts methinks
sarahbear1990 says:
naaah diff places ohh really
bloggergirl says:
yeah? you live with others?
bloggergirl says:
why/how you end up there
sarahbear1990 says:
moved in with some friends
bloggergirl says:
cool, same here
bloggergirl says:
well, friends moved in with me
bloggergirl says:
i was here first dammit
sarahbear1990 says:
awesomeeee
sarahbear1990 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
so your turn, tell me about you
sarahbear1990 says:
what do u wanna no
bloggergirl says:
lol i should throw you the same vague curveball you threw me and say start from the beginning
sarahbear1990 says:
ok iam sexy
sarahbear1990 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
modest too
sarahbear1990 says:
haha
bloggergirl says:
anything else or is that the most important thing to know?
sarahbear1990 says:
what else do u want to know
bloggergirl says:
nope, i asked you that and you said 'everything', im not making your turn any easier lol
sarahbear1990 says:
lol ok i like you
bloggergirl says:
cos i'm stubborn?
sarahbear1990 says:
what typa pic do you want
bloggergirl says:
whichever you think is suitable
sarahbear1990 says:
what ever you want ill sen anything
bloggergirl says:
nope, I'm testing you to see what your idea of suitable is
sarahbear1990 says:
alriteey
sarahbear1990 says:
hold up
bloggergirl says:
hokay
sarahbear1990 says:
i got heaps on ma fone
bloggergirl says:
alrighty
sarahbear1990 says:
what do u want me wearing in it
bloggergirl says:
again, up to you
sarahbear1990 says:
aighty
bloggergirl says:
so, how come you had to leave a little while ago, and now you're back again? what was the urgent task
sarahbear1990 says:
dont worry about it ----STRIKE TWO
bloggergirl says:
oooooooooooook, how ominous
sarahbear1990 says:
lol

(a multimedia message with an image attached comes in to my phone)

sarahbear1990 says:
am i hot or not
bloggergirl says:
lol thats you is it?
sarahbear1990 says:
yeeees
bloggergirl says:
honest?
sarahbear1990 says:
yes ----STRIKE THREE
bloggergirl says:
lol you must think I'm stupid, your story hasn't made sense since we started talking.
next time you try to fake being someone else, don't send a picture with a URL watermarked on it
bloggergirl says:
LMFAO
bloggergirl says:
oh man, holy shit dude, thanks for the laugh. that was awesome!
sarahbear1990 says:
ok iam sorry iiam that ugly i wanted u think iam pretty
bloggergirl says:
I can't believe someone can be that foolish!
sarahbear1990 says:
well mabe iam not comftable with the way i look
bloggergirl says:
what did you actually think was going to happen if you sent that to someone and eventually the two of you wanted to meet up? and you finally have to either say 'oh yeah, i totally lied to you the first time we spoke' or 'hmm gee I can't ever let you see me... i've... umm... been in an accident and it's changed my appearance somewhat... okay, a lot'
bloggergirl says:
not the best plan in my opinion
bloggergirl says:
if you can't be comfortable/trusting how do you expect anyone else to be?
sarahbear1990 says:
iam sorry iaaaaaaam ganna go talk when ive finished crying
bloggergirl says:
is anything on your profile even true?
bloggergirl says:
are you even really a girl?
sarahbear1990 says:
its all true nd yes course iam
bloggergirl says:
see, thats the problem with lying, I'm not sure how much of you to believe now
bloggergirl says:
shame
bloggergirl says:
feel free to delete my number
sarahbear1990 says:
everythins true but that pic, plzzz nooo
bloggergirl says:
...

(another text, I don't read it straight away as I'm still typing...)

bloggergirl says:
you have one more chance to be honest with me, if you lie again I'm sorry - I don't waste time with dishonesty
bloggergirl says:
k?
sarahbear1990 says:
okkk iam so sorry nd it will never happen again
sarahbear1990 says:
i promise
bloggergirl says:
i guess we'll see
sarahbear1990 says:
k well iam going to bed goodnight
sarahbear1990 is offline.

I read the text: Plllllzzzzz iam sorry i didnt want u ta see how ugly i really am.

I return: For the record I don't put such an emphasis on physical appearance. I'm not winning any beauty contests any time soon but least I'm myself.
So I wouldn't have cared about your outside, but I'm not a fan of trying to be fooled. So yeah, catcha. Better luck next time.
Reply: What happened to my second chance
Me: Lol you bailed and went to bed?
Her: Yeah so
Me: Lol bye
Her: Goodnight
Me: You can delete this number now. Night.
Her: Why
Me: I said goodbye.
Her: Ok

---- Out

wow. just... wow.

2011-07-12T04:02:00.003+09:30

qwerty1245 would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: You are my dream match.

qwerty1245 says:
Hi whats ur name
bloggergirl says:
I'll keep that a secret for now
hello, how are you?
qwerty1245 says:
Hi, Im splendid. how are you? are you really a blogger?
bloggergirl says:
Good thanks, I try to, have been tackling to find the time lately however
qwerty1245 says:
why is that?

youve got me curious now. what do you blog about?
bloggergirl says:
sorry for the bad timing but I have to go, talk another time?
qwerty1245 says:
oh. sure thing, bloggergirl
qwerty1245 says:
ciao
bloggergirl says:
goodnight
(10-15mins later he must have actually looked at my profile.)
qwerty1245 says:
I regret to inform you that you have failed to sufficiently satisfy my threshold of required attractiveness in a potential partner, on account of the following factors:

1. Physical appearance;
2. Sexuality
3. Apparent pretentiousness and snobbery

Henceforth, I hereby declare you blocked.

qwerty1245 has removed you from their contacts.

just to keep it interesting...

2011-06-10T14:41:00.002+09:30

a friend brought this to my attention, I can't decide if it's real or not

6:40am

2011-06-04T06:55:00.003+09:30

Balthazar50 would like to be added to your contacts
Selected Greeting: We have common interests (really??)
his profile says that he has kids but is looking to father a few more with a willing woman. his relationship status is set to 'Other', which is the closest thing to Married on this site.

Balthazar50 says:
morning
bloggergirl says:
good morning
Balthazar50 says:
would you like to join me for breakfast somewhere?
bloggergirl says:
i am actually about to head to bed
Balthazar50 says:
ok
(I'm too tired for the fecking around so I cut to it...)
bloggergirl says:
so what are you looking for on here?
Balthazar50 says:
a consinsual relationship
bloggergirl says:
did you read my profile at all?
Balthazar50 says:
yes
bloggergirl says:
where in it did you get the idea that was my thing?
Balthazar50 says:
i may as well make this point immediately... by all means choose not to have sex yourself but please do not presume that i would have the slightest idea of
Balthazar50 says:
whether or not u want sex unless i ask
Balthazar50 says:
i am not a cyber mind reader
bloggergirl says:
you don't have to be a mind reader, just a profile reader.
my profile cleary states Friendship in my seeking criteria, and that I'm just looking for people to talk to for now, and the first thing you do is ask me out for breakfast?
you don't even know me
Balthazar50 says:
and i am never going to know u chatting here
bloggergirl says:
so i don't get how a wanting consensual relationship relates to contacting me at all
Balthazar50 says:
breakfast was suggested in a safe place
Balthazar50 says:
and i dont want to waste my life
"getting to know you" on the net
Balthazar50 says:
it is not real
Balthazar50 says:
only real is real
bloggergirl says:
right, says the married man with kids looking sugar-father a few more
bloggergirl says:
good luck casanova
Balthazar50 says:
thank you

Does he belong on this page? You decide.

2011-06-02T07:40:00.000+09:30

Perry007 would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you

Perry007 says:
how r u?
bloggergirl says:
good you?
Perry007 says:
not bad
Perry007 says:
what u up to
Perry007 says:
?
bloggergirl says:
just chattin, you?
Perry007 says:
not wrking tommorow
Perry007 says:
?
bloggergirl says:
i work nights
Perry007 says:
ok
Perry007 says:
so u finished??
bloggergirl says:
yeah
Perry007 says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
so, what can i do for you?
Perry007 says:
hahaha
Perry007 says:
what u want to do for me
bloggergirl says:
well, we have feck all in common, you mention you like to drink a lot and have a few pictures that highlight this substance dependency... so you obviously didn't read my profile when you thought requesting me was a fab idea
Perry007 says:
yup
Perry007 says:
m new here
Perry007 says:
want to make some frnds
bloggergirl says:
right
Perry007 says:
gud
Perry007 says:
if i drink i nev wamit
Perry007 says:
n second thin i drink in limit and at home
bloggergirl says:
how admirable, im highly and thoroughly impressed can you tell?
Perry007 says:
m not impresing you
bloggergirl says:
yep, thats right
Perry007 says:
waht makes you think that
Perry007 says:
i told u m here to make some frnds
bloggergirl says:
and i told you that you've obviously not got anything in common with me
bloggergirl says:
for a start you can hardly string a comprehendable sentence together
Perry007 says:
by mistke i send that i want to say just want to b ur frnd
Perry007 says:
hahaha
Perry007 says:
its ok dn wry bout it
bloggergirl says:
does your keyboard have missing letters perchance?
Perry007 says:
how many languages can u speak?
bloggergirl says:
one, you?
Perry007 says:
4
Perry007 says:
so its better if u speak 1 dn underestimate others
bloggergirl says:
yet your profile, the page you'd use to promote yourself, says English. and none others. hmmm
Perry007 says:
coz m in australia
Perry007 says:
so english is our national language
bloggergirl says:
uh-huh
bloggergirl says:
i see
bloggergirl says:
makes perfect sense
Perry007 says:
but not my first language
bloggergirl says:
what is?
Perry007 says:
hindi
bloggergirl says:
right
Perry007 says:
i know hindi english punjabi n french
bloggergirl says:
good for you
Perry007 says:
i know
Perry007 says:
never underestimate ok
Perry007 says:
try n be nice
bloggergirl says:
i don't have to be your friend
Perry007 says:
if u don't want its ok
bloggergirl says:
then adieu
Perry007 says:
coz u dnt have gud sense of humor n u can't respect
Perry007 says:
i dn like these kind of people
Perry007 says:
nice talking to u
bloggergirl says:
for someone who doesnt read profiles, thats hilarity.
goonight
Perry007 says:
take care of urself
Perry007 says:
bye
bloggergirl says:
and you
bloggergirl says:
bye

*Perry007 has been removed from your contacts*

yeah, i know, I was a bit more mean to him than he deserved. I was trying to bait him for a reaction, but he was a bit nice. good for him, I like the ones that end nicely.

short and... uh...

2011-05-09T07:50:00.002+09:30

ONEgurlPLZ would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: either "You are my dream match" or "I think you are really hot" (sorry I forgot and didn't copy that part)

bloggergirl says:
heya, am about to head to bed atm, but thanks for the add
ONEgurlPLZ says:
no worries im leigh by the way im heading back to aus soon and wauld love to get to know u much more if ur interested
bloggergirl says:
i'll keep that in mind

*ONEgurlPLZ has removed you from their contacts.*

wait... wut??

time for a change?

2011-04-17T20:02:00.006+09:30

So i broke a rule here and added a contact for a change.

selected greeting: I think you are really hot.

I censor the name cos it may have been his actual one. I'm nice like that.

p****epping is online.

p****epping says: ya after a fuck or what? lol
bloggergirl says: wow, that borders on pure charm lol
p****epping says: lol straight to the point ay
bloggergirl says: would it have killed you to at least fake a couple sentences of smalltalk? ha
p****epping says: haha, might have
p****epping says: show me ya other pics
bloggergirl says: ah, then i'd hate to put your personal saftey at risk lol
bloggergirl says: please?
bloggergirl says: rude fucker arent you?
p****epping says: hehehe
p****epping says: no just know what i want n not gonna lie about it
p****epping says: taa
bloggergirl says: can i see yours? please?
p****epping says: just my kids
bloggergirl says: ah k
bloggergirl says: cute
p****epping says: i know lol, n thank you, i only breed good looking ones lol
bloggergirl says: haha and drown the ones that dont turn out right?
p****epping says: haha nah, all turn out awsome lol
bloggergirl says: ah thats good then
bloggergirl says: good to have a good success rate
p****epping says: haha, so when can you come to albury n visit me
p****epping says: hoping ya good in bed lol
bloggergirl says: keep bein a smartass and you may never know!

p****epping has removed you from their contacts.

see what happens when you mess with the formula?
oh wait... nothing I can't live with.
*sniff* no drive interstate for an arrogant shag. /tears

good try, sonny

2011-04-12T04:27:00.001+09:30

an excerpt
after a long lull in conversation, he tried to just cut to the chase -

jamie says:

i really wonna fuck you

bloggergirl says:

does that line ever work?

jamie says:

i dunno i never tryed it

bloggergirl says:

i dont fancy its success rate

Word, yo!

2011-04-12T04:20:00.001+09:30

LukasForeals would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you

LukasForeals says:

sup

bloggergirl says:

sup? did you really just say sup?

bloggergirl says:

you're awfully pale for a cool black man

LukasForeals says:

lol

LukasForeals says:

im black at heart ok

bloggergirl says:

ha fair enough

LukasForeals says:

how're you?

LukasForeals says:

(better?)

from taiwan with love

2011-04-12T04:08:00.002+09:30

tallaussie1234 would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you

tallaussie1234 says:
heyhow are you
bloggergirl says:
good thanks you?
tallaussie1234 says:
not bad thanks
tallaussie1234 says:
why are you up so late
bloggergirl says:
i work nights, why are you?
tallaussie1234 says:
well i am in taiwan just got here for work
tallaussie1234 says:
about an hour ago
bloggergirl says:
big time difference?
tallaussie1234 says:
2 hour
tallaussie1234 says:
what work do you do
bloggergirl says:
i see
tallaussie1234 says:
so what are you working as
bloggergirl says:
production line
bloggergirl says:
what takes you to taiwan?
tallaussie1234 says:
right cool
tallaussie1234 says:
work
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
sales and marketing for a big company
tallaussie1234 says:
work in asia a bit
bloggergirl says:
good perks
tallaussie1234 says:
its ok
tallaussie1234 says:
lots of long flights
tallaussie1234 says:
and boring hotel rooms
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
yeah i can imagine
tallaussie1234 says:
would be more fun with someone in the hotel room hehehe
tallaussie1234 says:
sorry lol
bloggergirl says:
ha
bloggergirl says:
well yeah i bet it would
tallaussie1234 says:
yep thats the truth
tallaussie1234 says:
tried to call in a massage but they were shut at the hotel
tallaussie1234 says:
damn late flights lol
bloggergirl says:
a massage or a "massage"?
tallaussie1234 says:
well a massage to start off
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
ha
tallaussie1234 says:
if she wanted to massage all over i guess i would not have said no
tallaussie1234 says:
lol i am being very honest sorry
tallaussie1234 says:
hope i dont offend
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
shrug, i guess not many would object
bloggergirl says:
nah, you can be honest
tallaussie1234 says:
true
tallaussie1234 says:
i like honesty to
tallaussie1234 says:
so you wouldnt object either then?
bloggergirl says:
if anyone called a "massage" service to their hotel room, they wouldnt be inclined to object
tallaussie1234 says:
weell they can be just a normal massage in fact they usually are
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
but if she wanted to tease my ballas and ass i dont mind lol
bloggergirl says:
are many taiwanese hotel masseurs the normal-type tho?
bloggergirl says:
i may be stereotyping
tallaussie1234 says:
they all are
tallaussie1234 says:
thats the problem
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
ha
tallaussie1234 says:
id love one right now that did more
tallaussie1234 says:
heehehehe
tallaussie1234 says:
mmm a warm oil massage playing with my balls and ass would be amazing lol
bloggergirl says:
guess you'll have to take care of it all by yourself then if they're shut
tallaussie1234 says:
sorry to truthful
tallaussie1234 says:
lol probably will
bloggergirl says:
you say what you want, im not a censor
bloggergirl says:
yeah, somehow i knew you would
tallaussie1234 says:
haha
tallaussie1234 says:
you ever had a good massage?
bloggergirl says:
a normal one? yeah, i go to one place regularly
tallaussie1234 says:
a feemale massuess?
bloggergirl says:
i probably wouldnt see a male one
tallaussie1234 says:
do you go naked?
bloggergirl says:
no, i said a normal one
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
can benormal and naked
bloggergirl says:
yeah nah
tallaussie1234 says:
bugger
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
so let me ask
tallaussie1234 says:
if you did go naekd ould you take athe extra service?
bloggergirl says:
im guessing from your decline in spelling that your other hand is busy?
tallaussie1234 says:
a little
tallaussie1234 says:
sorry
tallaussie1234 says:
...
bloggergirl says:
nah, its okay, it just makes you like every other dude I talk to at this hour
bloggergirl says:
congratulations!
tallaussie1234 says:
yay
tallaussie1234 says:
i feel bad sorry
bloggergirl says:
*shrug* meh
tallaussie1234 says:
shamure you could help if you were here lol
bloggergirl says:
wow, that shame lasted a long time huh?
tallaussie1234 says:
lolyep
bloggergirl says:
ha, i might just let you finish off
tallaussie1234 says:
help me
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
nah, you don't need it

with friends like these

2011-04-12T04:00:00.002+09:30

parry2 would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I just want to be friends with you

parry2 says:
hi
bloggergirl says:
hi
parry2 says:
how are you
bloggergirl says:
good and you?
parry2 says:
very good thanx
parry2 says:
what are you doing now?
bloggergirl says:
nothing you?
parry2 says:
just chat with u
bloggergirl says:
fair enough
parry2 says:
did you enjoyed your weekened
bloggergirl says:
the grammar in that made my head implode a little, but yes, i did thanks
parry2 says:
where did you went
bloggergirl says:
...what?
parry2 says:
means did you went any pubs
bloggergirl says:
oh i know what you mean, but frankly the way you speak is hurting me
bloggergirl says:
is english your second language?
parry2 says:
yup
parry2 says:
why you ask me?
bloggergirl says:
where are you from?
bloggergirl says:
oh, it was just a lucky guess...
parry2 says:
i live in adelaide
parry2 says:
but i m inidan
bloggergirl says:
what do you do for work?
parry2 says:
i m doing study
parry2 says:
here
bloggergirl says:
only study, you don't work?
parry2 says:
i work in hungry jacks
bloggergirl says:
i see
parry2 says:
and you
bloggergirl says:
im a photographer
parry2 says:
very good
parry2 says:
r u doing study or not
bloggergirl says:
no
bloggergirl says:
should i?
parry2 says:
tell me u r racist or no
bloggergirl says:
hahahahahahahaha because I can tell english isn't your second language? yeah I don't think that makes me racist, only mildly observant
parry2 says:
before girls talk me then remove me
parry2 says:
thats y i have no good friend
bloggergirl says:
yeah, probably no surprises there, when your conversation is hindered by language issues, and one of your first questions to a girl is is she a racist

*parry2 is offline.*
*parry2 has been removed from your contacts*

speed-dating?

2011-04-12T03:57:00.001+09:30

aronlee would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I think you are really hot

aronlee says:
hello
bloggergirl says:
hi
aronlee says:
do u have skype
bloggergirl says:
thats how you start a conversation? fine, thanks how are you? photographer, purple and orange. size 7 shoes,
bloggergirl says:
lets just shortcut the whole thing huh?
aronlee says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
cool. great talking! bye!

*aronlee has been removed from your contacts*

welcome to sarcasm, class 101

2011-04-12T03:32:00.003+09:30

badboy1988 would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you

badboy1988 says:
hey how are you
bloggergirl says:
good thanks, you?
badboy1988 says:
good thnx
badboy1988 says:
what's doing
bloggergirl says:
pardon?
badboy1988 says:
what's are you up to
bloggergirl says:
wow, your grammar is... unusual.
badboy1988 says:
sorry
bloggergirl says:
that's ok, just not something you hear a lot.
bloggergirl says:
well, you would i assume
badboy1988 says:
ok then
badboy1988 says:
I am in bed
bloggergirl says:
um, that's nice... i was just wondering 'gee I wonder where he is typing to me from on his phone?'
badboy1988 says:
I am on my iPhone
bloggergirl says:
...yes I worked that out all by myself
badboy1988 says:
kool
bloggergirl says:
I'll suppress my uncontainable impressed-reaction
badboy1988 says:
what you
badboy1988 says:
mean
bloggergirl says:
you have an iPhone = awesome
badboy1988 says:
yep I love it
bloggergirl says:
your conversational grammar is questionable, but you correctly spell your phone's brand with correct upper and lower case
badboy1988 says:
:P
bloggergirl says:
which means I've already worked out that you and your status-symbol phone are already in a relationship lol
badboy1988 says:
can I see you private pictures
badboy1988 says:
nope I am single
bloggergirl says:
"please"?
badboy1988 says:
please
bloggergirl says:
they're nothing special
badboy1988 says:
you look cute
bloggergirl says:
thanks
badboy1988 says:
anytime
badboy1988 says:
what you doing
bloggergirl says:
why?
badboy1988 says:
I just want to know
bloggergirl says:
i was thinking of writing the world changing novel and asking you to join me as co-author, but I'm too busy rolling naked in bed in pure ecstasy over the sheer stimulation of this conversation
badboy1988 says:
ok then so you have drugs
bloggergirl says:
.... yeah, cos the word ecstasy was created to name a drug
bloggergirl says:
it has no other definition
bloggergirl says:
oh, and apparently i was completely serious also
badboy1988 says:
ok then
badboy1988 says:
I am naked to
bloggergirl says:
you're not good with sarcasm huh?
badboy1988 says:
no I am not
bloggergirl says:
evidently
badboy1988 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
question, what do you want from this chat?
badboy1988 says:
anything and you
bloggergirl says:
surely, there's something in mind.
be focussed, have a goal.
what do you want?
badboy1988 says:
I am looking for a bit a fun
bloggergirl says:
explain
badboy1988 says:
I am to talk dirty to ppl
bloggergirl says:
well, good luck wth that. hopefully you can find someone who converses at the same level of eloquence - or lack thereof
bloggergirl says:
I, however, am growing bored of this oh too easy mockery and shall bid you adieu.

*badboy1988 has been removed from your contacts*

So boring... I'll forgive you if you don't bother reading it all.

2011-04-12T02:41:00.002+09:30

guy4u116 would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you.

guy4u116 says:
hi hw r u
bloggergirl says:
good thanks you?
guy4u116 says:
yeah great
guy4u116 says:
nice pics
guy4u116 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
thanks
guy4u116 says:
wat r u up2
bloggergirl says:
nothin much, you?
guy4u116 says:
nothing just chilling
guy4u116 says:
can i c ur prvt pics plzz
bloggergirl says:
sure, theyre nothing special
guy4u116 says:
thnks u look cute
bloggergirl says:
thanks
guy4u116 says:
so hw long r u single nw
bloggergirl says:
little while, you?
guy4u116 says:
4 months nw
guy4u116 says:
do u use msn
bloggergirl says:
yes
guy4u116 says:
can i add u plzz
bloggergirl says:
why?
guy4u116 says:
so we can chat there
bloggergirl says:
what would we chat about there?
guy4u116 says:
mmmm i dunno u can c me
bloggergirl says:
see you?
bloggergirl says:
what would i see?
guy4u116 says:
yeahh u can see me fully lol
guy4u116 says:
r u getting upset over me
bloggergirl says:
no
bloggergirl says:
just asking
guy4u116 says:
wat do u wanna c
guy4u116 says:
r u there
bloggergirl says:
what would you want to show?
guy4u116 says:
lol
guy4u116 says:
my face
guy4u116 says:
my body lol'
bloggergirl says:
oh
bloggergirl says:
ok
guy4u116 says:
so can i add u nw
bloggergirl says:
nah
guy4u116 says:
mmmm
guy4u116 says:
we can chat here then
bloggergirl says:
do you have anything interesting to talk about?
guy4u116 says:
yeahh
guy4u116 says:
wat type of mood ur in
bloggergirl says:
what?
guy4u116 says:
r u happy or lonely u knw wat i mean
bloggergirl says:
no i dont know what you mean, otherwise i'd not ask
guy4u116 says:
am asking hw ur feeling'
bloggergirl says:
i find it n odd thing to ask
guy4u116 says:
ask me
guy4u116 says:
its just a frendly questin
bloggergirl says:
ask you what?
guy4u116 says:
srryy
guy4u116 says:
anyway i gt 2 sleep ill tlk 2 u 2mrw
bloggergirl says:
will you just?
guy4u116 says:
wat
bloggergirl says:
i dont reckon you will talk tomorrow, you're a bit average
guy4u116 says:
ohhh
guy4u116 says:
if am nt gud 4 u gudluck
bloggergirl says:
thanks, you too
guy4u116 says:
ok bye forever
bloggergirl says:
bye shakespeare
guy4u116 says:
thnks dat was interesting
bloggergirl says:
what was?
guy4u116 says:
shakespeare
guy4u116 says:
ok no fighting
guy4u116 says:
bye
bloggergirl says:
...yeah ok bye now

*guy4u116 has been removed from your contacts*

from zero to straight-to-business in 3 seconds flat

2011-03-27T22:44:00.003+10:30

jason0077 would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you.

jason0077 says:
hello
bloggergirl says:
hiya
jason0077 says:
how r you
bloggergirl says:
good thanks, you?
jason0077 says:
good thanks
jason0077 says:
you looking for casual fun ?
bloggergirl says:
define casual fun?
jason0077 says:
friends with bennifits ?
bloggergirl says:
i see, would that perhaps include some form of coversation before the proposition?
bloggergirl says:
or perhaps some ability to spell?
bloggergirl says:
not that i doubt 'bennifits' is a word at all...
jason0077 says:
lol ok
bloggergirl says:
so, care to start this charming convo again?
jason0077 says:
how was ya weekend ?
bloggergirl says:
good thanks. how was yours?
jason0077 says:
good thanks
bloggergirl says:
cool. do anything fun?
jason0077 says:
saw friends sat n mowed lawns today how bout you
bloggergirl says:
sounds productive
bloggergirl says:
i cleared out stuff for a garage sale and saw a movie with mates
jason0077 says:
nice
jason0077 says:
wot movie ya see
bloggergirl says:
Rango
jason0077 says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
it was actually pretty good - and had a few jokes in it that kids totally wouldnt have gotten
jason0077 says:
ok cool
jason0077 says:
you got any pics ?
bloggergirl says:
did you not see any on my profile?

*jason0077 has removed you from their contacts.*

Aww and I could foresee just a wonderful future for us!

D-I-Y (B.A.F.H.A) do-it-yourself-but-ask-for-help-anyway

2011-01-12T22:58:00.003+10:30

nhot1975 would like to be added to your contacts.
Selected greeting: please add me to your contacts

nhot1975 says:
hey
nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

hello

nhot1975 says:

hows your night been?

bloggergirl says:

i just got home from work lol so kinda non existent and about to head to bed, you just caught me really

bloggergirl says:

yours?

nhot1975 says:

just got on as well

nhot1975 says:

im married being honest you kool

bloggergirl says:

depends on what you're looking for

nhot1975 says:

lol

bloggergirl says:

honesty is good

nhot1975 says:

just chat an see what happens

nhot1975 says:

do you have msn?

bloggergirl says:

yes

bloggergirl says:

but not sure i'l let you have it yet hehe

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

pls....

nhot1975 says:

you like to add me?

bloggergirl says:

hmm not sure you've passed your audition yet

nhot1975 says:

heheheeee

bloggergirl says:

nhot1975 says:

do u have a pic?

bloggergirl says:

perhaps you should actually look at my profile...

nhot1975 says:

i just did kool pic

bloggergirl says:

lol

bloggergirl says:

thanks

nhot1975 says:

so like my addy?

bloggergirl says:

that was your audition? how lame

bloggergirl says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

well i could show you my cam that will be 100 times better

bloggergirl says:

oh really you reckon so?

nhot1975 says:

sure thing

nhot1975 says:

you like to.....

nhot1975 says:

add

nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

see now you're just coming across as arrogant and pushy

nhot1975 says:

no soz

nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

nhot1975 says:

ha wat

bloggergirl says:

just chucklin

nhot1975 says:

about wat

bloggergirl says:

quick apology when you suspect i wont watch your cam

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

im hard now....lol

bloggergirl says:

girls chuckling at your predictability turns you on huh?

nhot1975 says:

sort off

nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

nhot1975 says:

nhot2009@****.com.au

nhot1975 says:

if u like

bloggergirl says:

persistent little devil arent you?

nhot1975 says:

lol'

bloggergirl says:

and what would i see on this cam of yours?

nhot1975 says:

face and more if u like to

bloggergirl says:

like what?

bloggergirl says:

your credit card number or something?

nhot1975 says:

lmao

nhot1975 says:

well ur toy if u like

bloggergirl says:

a toy huh? you mean, like a windup train or something?

bloggergirl says:

hehehe

nhot1975 says:

well its all hard now

bloggergirl says:

*gasp* what have you done to the train!!!!

bloggergirl says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

nearly got smoke

nhot1975 says:

like to add me

nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

why when you're doing so well by yourself?

nhot1975 says:

u got cam

bloggergirl says:

nope

nhot1975 says:

u like phone sex

bloggergirl says:

not with married boys

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

like to see a married boy blow for you

bloggergirl says:

i dont recall putting that in my profile

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

say u did.......lol

bloggergirl says:

if i did, im sure i'd remember

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

would u like to see my cam

bloggergirl says:

have i given any impression so far that i do?

nhot1975 says:

.....?

bloggergirl says:

you're baffled by my lack of interest in your married man penis play?

nhot1975 says:

lol

bloggergirl says:

ah you fellas, thinkin the world revolves around your cock.

nhot1975 says:

getting sucked now

bloggergirl says:

well in that case you really don't need me to help

nhot1975 says:

u like to suck me

bloggergirl says:

lol have you even read my profile?

bloggergirl says:

i say that i only turn my attention on a guy if he's pretty special... yeah so far you're being veerrrrrrrry predictable and like every other guy here

*nhot1975 is offline*

aww i guess he didnt like that, or just finished himself off.

*nhot1975 has been removed from your contacts*

you look familar....

2010-12-07T22:33:00.005+10:30

see first meeting here

MudSweatGears would like to be added to your contacts.
Selected greeting: I think you are really hot.

MudSweatGears says:

hello

bloggergirl says:

MudSweatGears says:

yes

MudSweatGears says:

hi u can nlock ya pisc

MudSweatGears says:

brenton

bloggergirl says:

i would but you're a bot. so, nope

bloggergirl says:

bye

MudSweatGears says:

yes

MudSweatGears says:

*MudSweatGears has been removed from your contacts*

..
...
....again

Too. Much. Reading..... ah skip it.

2010-11-09T21:29:00.006+10:30

nicewomenwanted would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: I would like to tell you more about myself.

nicewomenwanted says:
hi how r u?

bloggergirl says:

good thanks and yourself?

nicewomenwanted says:

good

bloggergirl says:

thats good. what can I do for you?

nicewomenwanted says:

r u bi sex or les?

nicewomenwanted says:

sorry

nicewomenwanted says:

just asking

bloggergirl says:

wow, you don't beat around the bush do you? what, if you even read it, do you think I am, based on my profile info?

nicewomenwanted says:

sorry?

bloggergirl says:

....

bloggergirl says:

you didnt even read it did you?

nicewomenwanted says:

yes i did but not all

nicewomenwanted says:

sorry

bloggergirl says:

yeah, thats like signing a contract without reading the small print... think if it wasn't important maybe someone wouldnt have taken the time to write it?

bloggergirl says:

what are you on a 5minute lunchbreak or something and had to skimread and send a request as soon as, in case the end of game buzzer went off?

nicewomenwanted says:

nothing like that

nicewomenwanted says:

u not intrested i what am looking 4

bloggergirl says:

so why the contact request? you'd have figured that if you'd done your homework

nicewomenwanted says:

yee i know sorry

bloggergirl says:

... guys like you don't exactly make good examples of the male species yknow that?

bloggergirl says:

nicewomenwanted says:

yes i do

nicewomenwanted says:

sorry about this

bloggergirl says:

well least you're aware of it, i suppose :P

bloggergirl says:

next time you're trawling, use your plural eyes in your head, hey sport? not the singular one in your pants ;)

bloggergirl says:

you may have more luck reeling some flesh in that way

nicewomenwanted says:

bloggergirl says:

catcha

nicewomenwanted says:

bye

*nicewomenwanted has been removed from your contacts*

a nicer farewell than usual, I like a man who knows he's doing his sex and sex-life a disservice.

ah, you fellas!

2010-10-20T18:54:00.005+10:30

MudSweatGears would like to be added to your contacts.
Selected greeting: I think you are really hot.

I figure I'm bored, so why not?
(As I tell my customers and should have told myself here, if you ask 'why not?' you may get an answer)

MudSweatGears says:
hello
MudSweatGears says:
*kiss face and a rose smiley*
bloggergirl says:
hello there
MudSweatGears says:
ok
MudSweatGears says:
brenton
bloggergirl says:
just a heads up that my connection is shooting itself so if i disappear its just that
bloggergirl says:
nice to meet you
MudSweatGears says:
ok
MudSweatGears says:
hi u can nlock ya pisc
bloggergirl says:
its nothing saucy *unlocks pic just like any of my others*
MudSweatGears says:
hot sexy
MudSweatGears says:
:P
bloggergirl says:
lol thanks
MudSweatGears says:
ok
MudSweatGears says:
xxxx
bloggergirl says:
you say ok alot lol
MudSweatGears says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
:P
MudSweatGears says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
so what brings you to my profile and subsequently adding me to your contacts?
MudSweatGears says:
ok
MudSweatGears says:
0405002***
bloggergirl says:
...i dont recall asking for your number
MudSweatGears says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
so..., what are you looking for here exactly?
MudSweatGears says:
lol
MudSweatGears says:
bloggergirl says:
lol you can't even converse, are you drunk or just simple?
MudSweatGears says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
see this is why i don't usually give guys a chance
bloggergirl says:
you do nothing for your kind brenton, enjoy your night, and whatever lady deems this kind of conversation appealing godhelpher
MudSweatGears says:
*thumbs up smiley*
bloggergirl says:
man, i hope you're retarded.
bloggergirl says:
cos you make no sense
MudSweatGears says:
ok
MudSweatGears says:
hot sexy
bloggergirl says:
think i'll just let you finish yourself off there, bye.
MudSweatGears says:
ok

*MudSweatGears has been removed from your contacts*

Highly suspect (at least, I hope) that this was a bot speaking.

817 ;)

It must be Retard Day online or something...

2010-10-12T05:25:00.002+10:30

countryguy8 would like to be added to your contacts.
Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you.

countryguy8 says:
hey

bloggergirl says:

hello

countryguy8 says:

...oh u a lesbian

bloggergirl says:

yeah was just about to ask if you even read my profile all the way through

bloggergirl says:

im guessing not

countryguy8 says:

i did

countryguy8 says:

just missed that part

bloggergirl says:

your surprise indicates otherwise

bloggergirl says:

since the second half of my page here is pretty clear on that point

countryguy8 says:

well maybe i only read half of it

bloggergirl says:

yeah maybe

countryguy8 says:

so u like girls

countryguy8 says:

lovely

countryguy8 says:

wats wrong wit guys

bloggergirl says:

do you like icecream?

countryguy8 says:

yes

countryguy8 says:

bloggergirl says:

whats your fav flavour?

countryguy8 says:

strawberry

bloggergirl says:

whats wrong with chocolate? or vanilla? or caramel? or choc chip?

bloggergirl says:

nothin, you just prefer strawberry.

countryguy8 says:

there is nothin wrong

bloggergirl says:

then you've just answered your own question

countryguy8 says:

so do u like cock 2?

bloggergirl says:

lol remember that part of the profile that you didn't read that says you have to be a pretty special male to turn my head, and if you're not i'll let you know? yeah... this is the part where I let you know...

*countryguy8 has been removed from your contacts*

When the math just doesn't add up

2010-10-12T04:56:00.002+10:30

*name*92 has accepted your contact request.
(you'll understand why i censor her username.)

bloggergirl says:
so what brings you to *name of site*?
*name*92 says:
just thought id have a look meet some people from around the area
bloggergirl says:
ok cool
bloggergirl says:
well hope you find what you're looking for
*name*92 says:
lol thanx
bloggergirl says:
yw :)
*name*92 says:
;)
*name*92 says:
(*emailaddressname*)95@live.com.au
bloggergirl says:
lol why 95?
*name*92 says:
just so i seemed older to some people ive had it 4 a while
bloggergirl says:
....95 makes you sound older than 92?
*name*92 says:
lol no 92 does
bloggergirl says:
......so, which really is your birthday year?
*name*92 says:
ahhh hmmm lol :P
bloggergirl says:
guess that answers my question
*name*92 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
riiiiightio

*name*92 has been removed from your contacts