Man pretends to be a woman on an online dating site.

I think most men are unaware of this.
Glad to see it's getting more exposure (slight pun).

Llama Guest Post Woo! Zany!!

eaglejoe says:

hi

eaglejoe says:

zany luck on a hot cock suck

eaglejoe says:

any

Llamalland says:

I preferred it as zany.

eaglejoe says:

wtf.??

Llamalland says:

zany luck on a hot cock suck sounds much more fun

eaglejoe says:

wanna have fun,

Llamalland says:

I am having fun

eaglejoe says:

fuck ok, can't be that good. your typing to me?

Llamalland says:

maybe I'm audio dictating

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Some of RiverSong's highlight moments with Max

Welcome RiverSong and thanks for submitting these!

Don't shit a shitter...

Conversation started in an anonymous room, then abruptly stopped but was already a bit suspicious at this point... broke my blog's rules by keeping my details to myself except a skype name.

*julia.anton.sexy is sending you a contact request*

bloggergirl: hey

julia: hi

julia: sorry my network

julia: =/

bloggergirl: oh, I thought maybe you werent real after all

julia: owww nooo

julia: because of my little son

bloggergirl: oh you have a young'n?

julia: he unconnected the lectrcirt of acces point

julia: ow sorry

julia: little brother

bloggergirl: hehe yeah that'd do it

bloggergirl: thats an interesting mixup of words... I don't care if you have a son lol

julia: :D I havent soon

julia: I am younger

bloggergirl: doesnt mean much today :P

julia: =)

julia: u have lesbian friend?

julia: my friend be offline =/

bloggergirl: you mean online or offline?

julia: :D 

julia: offline 

julia: you can cathc her

julia: but 

julia: she gone =/

julia: you have lesbian friend 

julia: ?

bloggergirl: you mean do I have a lesbian friend online, or in real world?

julia: on skype

julia: u have facebook?

bloggergirl: yeah but I dont add people I dont know real world

julia: mmm ok

julia: :(

bloggergirl: why you want my FB?

julia: I am always on there

julia: I am not here always;9

julia: we can talk on there;)

bloggergirl: you know, the way you talk... you're a pro at this arent you?

julia: pro?

julia: I cant understand you

julia: *sends me julia.anton.127*

julia: this is me

bloggergirl: you kept telling me your skypename, and keep pushing your FB.

bloggergirl: you cam/chat online for $ huh?

julia: I need to go dinner my mom calling me

julia: but Iwill come back in 5 or 10 min

julia: ;)

bloggergirl: ahuh.

julia: ok

julia: ;)

julia: wait me

bloggergirl: are you really from london?

julia: yes

bloggergirl: Not originally, though.

julia: my father from here

bloggergirl: At least, English isn't your first language...

julia: but my mom from california

bloggergirl: is it?

julia: =)

julia: yes

bloggergirl: ahuh

julia: I alwys visitng somewhere from my child

julia: because of my father job =/

bloggergirl: so if English is your native language, how come you can't speak it?

julia: turkish

julia: I need to go

julia: my mom =/

bloggergirl: Yeah, there we go.

bloggergirl: righto

call started

julia: open light<*

julia: so dark

julia: ı cant see you

bloggergirl: so here's a question, how come the video is the same as the last one you played me?

julia: what

julia: I cant understand you

julia: =S

julia: u are recording me ?

julia: :(

bloggergirl: what? how do you get that from that

bloggergirl: I'm actually calling out that your cam is pre-recorded

bloggergirl: which doesn't mean I'm recording you, it means that the footage you just showed as your cam was exactly the same as the 'cam' you showed me a few minutes ago. Unless you're an OCD creature of habit?

julia: u like boys?

bloggergirl: lol dude I already know that you're not even a chick. I'm not stupid, moron

call ends around the 3min mark

julia: wait

julia: I will call my lesbian friend 

julia: she came back 

julia: look

some weird attempt at adding another party to the conversation, but the offline contact disconnects

bloggergirl: you need a hobby, and you need to learn to bullshit better

pause

julia: ı recored you

julia: and face

julia: ;)

julia: ı will watch you again and again

julia: u there?

bloggergirl: hahah

bloggergirl: i didn't show my face or anything, so enjoy that.

julia: u showed me last chat :D

julia: ok bye

bloggergirl: lol prove it

bloggergirl: show me my own face

julia: ok wait

julia: ı am saving in my hdd

julia: wait little

julia: long video of you

bloggergirl: okay, ...waiting.

julia: ı have your facebook:D

julia: I found you

bloggergirl: yeah, sure you do.

bloggergirl: prove it

bloggergirl: ...I'll be scared when you prove it!

bloggergirl: idiot

bloggergirl: get better at this game and you'll be good

bloggergirl: but don't try to troll a troll ;)

julia: bye

So people can learn, now! Wow - Llama guest post.

Llama here! So this is a more uplifting post. It proves people can learn manners!

I recently put up some saucy photos on a BDSM website, which is probably what got this guy's attention. My profile specifically says that while other things may be possible, friendship is the first step in any direction. 29 year old guy decides to ignore that and proposition me (27 year old guy) anyway. Gets called on it, and realises he done fucked up.

For clarification, my profile mentions that I'm in a polyamorous relationship (i.e. I have a relationship, but am open to other relationships, and sex)

29YOGUY (not real username): Keen to hook up?

Llama (also not real username: I think if you'd read my profile at all instead of just looking at pictures, you'd probably know the answer to this.

29YOGUY: I did. & I thought well you can only say no.

Sorry to be blunt about it. Ok so I'll leave you alone then.

Llama: Maybe next profile, if you see a rule, don't assume you're the exception to it....

29YOGUY: See a rule? Make friends first?

I know your not monogamous. I would love to play with a couple.

I never assumed I'd be told yes or I would have elaborated more. I was only hoping for a response that didn't say get lost. With what I wrote I knew it wouldn't lead far.

Llama: Correct, make friends first. You are no exception to that rule. There is in fact no exception.

Seriously, it's just respectful.

29YOGUY: Far enough. But how on line? I find it better after meeting. But otherwise to me it feels I'm talking to or reading from a journal.

Once again sorry to be disrespectful. That's one thing I generally think I'm good at. Now reflection time.

Llama: Well, my advice is that at least showing the intention to make friends is a good idea, even if you don't know how to do it online. Ask a question. Comment on something that someone said in their profile. Show an interest in them! Even if you ultimately want to just fuck them/be fucked by them and they're open to that but want to make friends first, explain what about them makes you want that, if you want to.

All the information I got about your intentions were that you wanted to fuck, when I'd made it clear that friendship was the first step anywhere else. That was what was disrespectful.

Good luck with the self-reflection!

Oh this was so short I forgot to post it when it happened...

bloggergirl says:
hey there
bloggergirl says:
thanks for adding
nikkisexy7 says:
hey
bloggergirl says:
how are you?
nikkisexy7 says:
horny lol
bloggergirl says:
ah, well there goes any hope that you're perhaps unlike the majority of people on here
bloggergirl says:
I guess it explains the long wait between replies from you... must be hard to type with one hand

nikkisexy7 has removed you from their contacts.

A Letter From RiverSong

Open letter to men on chat and dating sites:
Dear Men,
I'm not sure how much clearer I can make this but here it goes....
You need to have something to make women want to chat to you.
A pic of your sunglasses=no chat
A pic of you looking like a serial killer=no chat
You are not "cool" when you frown into a close up, you look like a 2 month old doing a poo.
Great tits is not a good opening line
Neither is dtf, wanna rub my c0ck, I live really close to you or Hi.
Tell us something about yourself and not how you like to f$&k
If your picture/profile is unattractive as in: you look/sound drunk, high, damaged, angry,violent, criminally insane or like a wanker, we won't talk to you.
Just because you witheringly say Hi does not then entitle you to unleash a tirade of abuse on a woman if she refuses your advances. Calling someone you were interested in two seconds ago fat,ugly,stuck up, bitch or any other number of insightful insults does two things, makes that woman tell all of her friends that you are a psycho, and makes you look like a psycho.
Nor does chatting to a woman entitle you to sex with them.
No means no, it doesn't mean, sure why not?? Anyone who still thinks no means otherwise is a predator. Predator =no chat.

If you want to lie about your age? Go ahead. Age doesn't matter but saying you are 23 when you are quite obviously 60 means you are a liar or a major addict. Both = no chat.
Women want to talk to you but only if you actually have something to say. Be honest and upfront and accept rejection or acceptance like a man, not like whining 2 year old.
Don't stalk.
Don't show your member unless asked and particularly don't put that as your introductory private picture.
Don't put a pic up of someone else, if you don't like you enough to put a picture up of who you really are, chances are no woman will either.
Get your shit together before putting your profile up
Use spell check for the sake of all that is holy!!
Decline politely, if a girl wants to chat to you and you don't, that's ok, but pointing out all her flaws and then calling her ugly is just downright rude.
Don't just talk to "hot chicks" read a profile once in a while.
Get over yourself, you are not God's gift to women and don't behave as such.
And can I again reiterate, your penis is not a selling tool. Really look at it one day and seriously ask yourself "Is this better than my smile" if it is.... I can't help you.
Oh and finally..... This goes for all the women out there who behave like this!
Happy Dating!!!

 

-RiverSong