About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?

These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.

All of them are real.

In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.

This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.

Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?

The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.

Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:

I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.

I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.

Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.

My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...

And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.

Peace.
- the blogger girl

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Too. Much. Reading..... ah skip it.

nicewomenwanted would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: I would like to tell you more about myself.

nicewomenwanted says:
hi how r u?
bloggergirl says:
good thanks and yourself?
nicewomenwanted says:
good
bloggergirl says:
thats good. what can I do for you?
nicewomenwanted says:
r u bi sex or les?
nicewomenwanted says:
sorry
nicewomenwanted says:
just asking
bloggergirl says:
wow, you don't beat around the bush do you? what, if you even read it, do you think I am, based on my profile info?
nicewomenwanted says:
ok
nicewomenwanted says:
sorry?
bloggergirl says:
....
bloggergirl says:
you didnt even read it did you?
nicewomenwanted says:
yes i did but not all
nicewomenwanted says:
sorry
bloggergirl says:
yeah, thats like signing a contract without reading the small print... think if it wasn't important maybe someone wouldnt have taken the time to write it?
bloggergirl says:
what are you on a 5minute lunchbreak or something and had to skimread and send a request as soon as, in case the end of game buzzer went off?
nicewomenwanted says:
no
nicewomenwanted says:
nothing like that
nicewomenwanted says:
u not intrested i what am looking 4
bloggergirl says:
so why the contact request? you'd have figured that if you'd done your homework
nicewomenwanted says:
yee i know sorry
bloggergirl says:
... guys like you don't exactly make good examples of the male species yknow that?
bloggergirl says:
:P
nicewomenwanted says:
yes i do
nicewomenwanted says:
sorry about this
bloggergirl says:
well least you're aware of it, i suppose :P
bloggergirl says:
next time you're trawling, use your plural eyes in your head, hey sport? not the singular one in your pants ;)
bloggergirl says:
you may have more luck reeling some flesh in that way
nicewomenwanted says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
catcha
nicewomenwanted says:
bye

*nicewomenwanted has been removed from your contacts*

a nicer farewell than usual, I like a man who knows he's doing his sex and sex-life a disservice.
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