my untitled experimental dating site outlet blog: January 2011

About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?

These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.

All of them are real.

In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.

This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.

Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?

The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.

Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:

I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.

I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.

Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.

My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...

And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.

Peace.
- the blogger girl

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

D-I-Y (B.A.F.H.A) do-it-yourself-but-ask-for-help-anyway

nhot1975 would like to be added to your contacts.
Selected greeting: please add me to your contacts

nhot1975 says:
hey
nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

hello

nhot1975 says:

hows your night been?

bloggergirl says:

i just got home from work lol so kinda non existent and about to head to bed, you just caught me really

bloggergirl says:

yours?

nhot1975 says:

just got on as well

nhot1975 says:

im married being honest you kool

bloggergirl says:

depends on what you're looking for

nhot1975 says:

lol

bloggergirl says:

honesty is good

nhot1975 says:

just chat an see what happens

nhot1975 says:

do you have msn?

bloggergirl says:

yes

bloggergirl says:

but not sure i'l let you have it yet hehe

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

pls....

nhot1975 says:

you like to add me?

bloggergirl says:

hmm not sure you've passed your audition yet

nhot1975 says:

heheheeee

bloggergirl says:

nhot1975 says:

do u have a pic?

bloggergirl says:

perhaps you should actually look at my profile...

nhot1975 says:

i just did kool pic

bloggergirl says:

lol

bloggergirl says:

thanks

nhot1975 says:

so like my addy?

bloggergirl says:

that was your audition? how lame

bloggergirl says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

well i could show you my cam that will be 100 times better

bloggergirl says:

oh really you reckon so?

nhot1975 says:

sure thing

nhot1975 says:

you like to.....

nhot1975 says:

add

nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

see now you're just coming across as arrogant and pushy

nhot1975 says:

no soz

nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

nhot1975 says:

ha wat

bloggergirl says:

just chucklin

nhot1975 says:

about wat

bloggergirl says:

quick apology when you suspect i wont watch your cam

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

im hard now....lol

bloggergirl says:

girls chuckling at your predictability turns you on huh?

nhot1975 says:

sort off

nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

nhot1975 says:

nhot2009@****.com.au

nhot1975 says:

if u like

bloggergirl says:

persistent little devil arent you?

nhot1975 says:

lol'

bloggergirl says:

and what would i see on this cam of yours?

nhot1975 says:

face and more if u like to

bloggergirl says:

like what?

bloggergirl says:

your credit card number or something?

nhot1975 says:

lmao

nhot1975 says:

well ur toy if u like

bloggergirl says:

a toy huh? you mean, like a windup train or something?

bloggergirl says:

hehehe

nhot1975 says:

well its all hard now

bloggergirl says:

*gasp* what have you done to the train!!!!

bloggergirl says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

nearly got smoke

nhot1975 says:

like to add me

nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

why when you're doing so well by yourself?

nhot1975 says:

u got cam

bloggergirl says:

nope

nhot1975 says:

u like phone sex

bloggergirl says:

not with married boys

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

like to see a married boy blow for you

bloggergirl says:

i dont recall putting that in my profile

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

say u did.......lol

bloggergirl says:

if i did, im sure i'd remember

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

would u like to see my cam

bloggergirl says:

have i given any impression so far that i do?

nhot1975 says:

.....?

bloggergirl says:

you're baffled by my lack of interest in your married man penis play?

nhot1975 says:

lol

bloggergirl says:

ah you fellas, thinkin the world revolves around your cock.

nhot1975 says:

getting sucked now

bloggergirl says:

well in that case you really don't need me to help

nhot1975 says:

u like to suck me

bloggergirl says:

lol have you even read my profile?

bloggergirl says:

i say that i only turn my attention on a guy if he's pretty special... yeah so far you're being veerrrrrrrry predictable and like every other guy here

*nhot1975 is offline*

aww i guess he didnt like that, or just finished himself off.

*nhot1975 has been removed from your contacts*