About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?

These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.

All of them are real.

In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.

This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.

Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?

The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.

Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:

I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.

I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.

Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.

My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...

And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.

Peace.
- the blogger girl

Friday, June 10, 2011

just to keep it interesting...

a friend brought this to my attention, I can't decide if it's real or not

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Saturday, June 4, 2011

6:40am

Balthazar50 would like to be added to your contacts
Selected Greeting: We have common interests (really??)
his profile says that he has kids but is looking to father a few more with a willing woman. his relationship status is set to 'Other', which is the closest thing to Married on this site.

Balthazar50 says:
morning
bloggergirl says:
good morning
Balthazar50 says:
would you like to join me for breakfast somewhere?
bloggergirl says:
i am actually about to head to bed
Balthazar50 says:
ok
(I'm too tired for the fecking around so I cut to it...)
bloggergirl says:
so what are you looking for on here?
Balthazar50 says:
a consinsual relationship
bloggergirl says:
did you read my profile at all?
Balthazar50 says:
yes
bloggergirl says:
where in it did you get the idea that was my thing?
Balthazar50 says:
i may as well make this point immediately... by all means choose not to have sex yourself but please do not presume that i would have the slightest idea of
Balthazar50 says:
whether or not u want sex unless i ask
Balthazar50 says:
i am not a cyber mind reader
bloggergirl says:
you don't have to be a mind reader, just a profile reader.
my profile cleary states Friendship in my seeking criteria, and that I'm just looking for people to talk to for now, and the first thing you do is ask me out for breakfast?
you don't even know me
Balthazar50 says:
and i am never going to know u chatting here
bloggergirl says:
so i don't get how a wanting consensual relationship relates to contacting me at all
Balthazar50 says:
breakfast was suggested in a safe place
Balthazar50 says:
and i dont want to waste my life
"getting to know you" on the net
Balthazar50 says:
it is not real
Balthazar50 says:
only real is real
bloggergirl says:
right, says the married man with kids looking sugar-father a few more
bloggergirl says:
good luck casanova
Balthazar50 says:
thank you
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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Does he belong on this page? You decide.

Perry007 would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you

Perry007 says:
how r u?
bloggergirl says:
good you?
Perry007 says:
not bad
Perry007 says:
what u up to
Perry007 says:
?
bloggergirl says:
just chattin, you?
Perry007 says:
not wrking tommorow
Perry007 says:
?
bloggergirl says:
i work nights
Perry007 says:
ok
Perry007 says:
so u finished??
bloggergirl says:
yeah
Perry007 says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
so, what can i do for you?
Perry007 says:
hahaha
Perry007 says:
what u want to do for me
bloggergirl says:
well, we have feck all in common, you mention you like to drink a lot and have a few pictures that highlight this substance dependency... so you obviously didn't read my profile when you thought requesting me was a fab idea
Perry007 says:
yup
Perry007 says:
m new here
Perry007 says:
want to make some frnds
bloggergirl says:
right
Perry007 says:
gud
Perry007 says:
if i drink i nev wamit
Perry007 says:
n second thin i drink in limit and at home
bloggergirl says:
how admirable, im highly and thoroughly impressed can you tell?
Perry007 says:
m not impresing you
bloggergirl says:
yep, thats right
Perry007 says:
waht makes you think that
Perry007 says:
i told u m here to make some frnds
bloggergirl says:
and i told you that you've obviously not got anything in common with me
bloggergirl says:
for a start you can hardly string a comprehendable sentence together
Perry007 says:
by mistke i send that i want to say just want to b ur frnd
Perry007 says:
hahaha
Perry007 says:
its ok dn wry bout it
bloggergirl says:
does your keyboard have missing letters perchance?
Perry007 says:
how many languages can u speak?
bloggergirl says:
one, you?
Perry007 says:
4
Perry007 says:
so its better if u speak 1 dn underestimate others
bloggergirl says:
yet your profile, the page you'd use to promote yourself, says English. and none others. hmmm
Perry007 says:
coz m in australia
Perry007 says:
so english is our national language
bloggergirl says:
uh-huh
bloggergirl says:
i see
bloggergirl says:
makes perfect sense
Perry007 says:
but not my first language
bloggergirl says:
what is?
Perry007 says:
hindi
bloggergirl says:
right
Perry007 says:
i know hindi english punjabi n french
bloggergirl says:
good for you
Perry007 says:
i know
Perry007 says:
never underestimate ok
Perry007 says:
try n be nice
bloggergirl says:
i don't have to be your friend
Perry007 says:
if u don't want its ok
bloggergirl says:
then adieu
Perry007 says:
coz u dnt have gud sense of humor n u can't respect
Perry007 says:
i dn like these kind of people
Perry007 says:
nice talking to u
bloggergirl says:
for someone who doesnt read profiles, thats hilarity.
goonight
Perry007 says:
take care of urself
Perry007 says:
bye
bloggergirl says:
and you
bloggergirl says:
bye

*Perry007 has been removed from your contacts*

yeah, i know, I was a bit more mean to him than he deserved. I was trying to bait him for a reaction, but he was a bit nice. good for him, I like the ones that end nicely.
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