About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?

These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.

All of them are real.

In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.

This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.

Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.

Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?

The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.

Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:

I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.

I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.

Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.

My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...

And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.

Peace.
- the blogger girl

Saturday, August 13, 2011

with fishing skills like that, he'll eat for a lifetime.

I welcome chestylerou to the site :)
Chesty shares her latest hilarity here.

Bennymelb83 would like to be added to your contacts

Selected greeting: I think you are really hot.


Bennymelb83 says:

Hey there hun how r ya?..I'm Benny

Bennymelb83 says:

Ur smile is hot...I mean,nice to meet u haha

chestylerou says:

lol thanks

chestylerou says:

I'm ******

Bennymelb83 says:

Nice name...what's up?

chestylerou says:

not a lot. just playing a game on my ipad

chestylerou says:

why'd you request me when you live in melbourne?

Bennymelb83 says:

Cos I think ur pretty cute.....

Bennymelb83 says:

N fun,not boring

Bennymelb83 says:

U?

chestylerou says:

me what?

Bennymelb83 says:

Why did ya accept me? Haha

chestylerou says:

because I didn't check where you were from

chestylerou says:

lol

Bennymelb83 says:

Uh huh...sure sure

Bennymelb83 says:

Ur cute as

Bennymelb83 says:

Check out my pics,tell me what ya think

chestylerou says:

you appear to have a face

Bennymelb83 says:

Haha cheeky

Bennymelb83 says:

Well if u like them that's good then

chestylerou says:

I didn't say I liked them, I said you had the required amount of faces

Bennymelb83 says:

Hmmm ok then...well besides that obvious statistic what ya think?

Bennymelb83 says:

Haha

chestylerou says:

does the quality of your day depend on my answer?

Bennymelb83 says:

Ok....it's too early in the day for me to keep up with a smartass

Bennymelb83 says:

Pretty simple question....should be straight down the line like me...I don't care

chestylerou says:

well its not really a black and white question, what do I think? It doesn't really matter, you're in Melbourne, I'm not, so what is it that you're looking for? an ego boost?

Bennymelb83 says:

No...just a chat,enjoy a laugh,whatever happens

Bennymelb83 says:

But too much to ask on that with u I reckon

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