About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?

These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.

All of them are real.

In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.

This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.

Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?

The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.

Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:

I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.

I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.

Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.

My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...

And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.

Peace.
- the blogger girl

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Llama guest post again

Closet gay guys, they're the salmon that jumps on the hook.... fordfalcon351: hi

Llamalland: ello there

fordfalcon351: how is?

Llamalland: is good

Llamalland: gotta wonder what a straight guy with relatively little in common with me added me for, though

fordfalcon351: im bi but dont advertise

fordfalcon351: how big are you?? cut or uncut?

Llamalland: bi but so far in the closet about it that you don't even say so on a dating website?

fordfalcon351: im scott and you are?

fordfalcon351: nah know too many people

Llamalland: scared of people knowing who you really are?

fordfalcon351: nah got too much to loose

fordfalcon351: plus its no one elses business

Llamalland: but it's everyone else's business that you like girls, right?

Llamalland: What do you have to lose?

fordfalcon351: heaps! ya wanna play or not?

fordfalcon351: yes or no ansa easy

Llamalland: you crack me up :P this kinda thing will never work on me, but you might want to try a little more foreplay for your game when you try it on other people.

fordfalcon351: not interested just want to play

Llamalland: well, you have hands. Have fun playing with them

fordfalcon351: well just cause your a screamin fag dont mean we all have to be!!!

Llamalland: I'm a screaming bi - and no matter open someone is, they have to seduce my brain before my cock joins in.

fordfalcon351: well i can make you hard enuf if we meet

fordfalcon351: thats all that matters

Llamalland: to you

fordfalcon351: what ever

fordfalcon351: you wanna play or not?

Llamalland: you're really still asking?

fordfalcon351: well go fuck yourself then cunt!

fordfalcon351 has removed you from their contacts. You can no longer send any messages to this member.
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