About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?

These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.

All of them are real.

In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.

This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.

Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?

The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.

Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:

I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.

I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.

Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.

My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...

And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.

Peace.
- the blogger girl

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Don't shit a shitter...


Conversation started in an anonymous room, then abruptly stopped but was already a bit suspicious at this point... broke my blog's rules by keeping my details to myself except a skype name.


*julia.anton.sexy is sending you a contact request*

bloggergirl: hey
julia: hi
julia: sorry my network
julia: =/
bloggergirl: oh, I thought maybe you werent real after all
julia: owww nooo
julia: because of my little son
bloggergirl: oh you have a young'n?
julia: he unconnected the lectrcirt of acces point
julia: ow sorry
julia: little brother
bloggergirl: hehe yeah that'd do it
bloggergirl: thats an interesting mixup of words... I don't care if you have a son lol
julia: :D I havent soon
julia: I am younger
bloggergirl: doesnt mean much today :P
julia: =)
julia: u have lesbian friend?
julia: my friend be offline =/
bloggergirl: you mean online or offline?
julia: :D 
julia: offline 
julia: you can cathc her
julia: but 
julia: she gone =/
julia: you have lesbian friend 
julia: ?
bloggergirl: you mean do I have a lesbian friend online, or in real world?
julia: on skype
julia: u have facebook?
bloggergirl: yeah but I dont add people I dont know real world
julia: mmm ok
julia: :(
bloggergirl: why you want my FB?
julia: I am always on there
julia: I am not here always;9
julia: we can talk on there;)
bloggergirl: you know, the way you talk... you're a pro at this arent you?
julia: pro?
julia: I cant understand you
julia: *sends me julia.anton.127*
julia: this is me
bloggergirl: you kept telling me your skypename, and keep pushing your FB.
bloggergirl: you cam/chat online for $ huh?
julia: I need to go dinner my mom calling me
julia: but Iwill come back in 5 or 10 min
julia: ;)
bloggergirl: ahuh.
julia: ok
julia: ;)
julia: wait me
bloggergirl: are you really from london?
julia: yes
bloggergirl: Not originally, though.
julia: my father from here
bloggergirl: At least, English isn't your first language...
julia: but my mom from california
bloggergirl: is it?
julia: =)
julia: yes
bloggergirl: ahuh
julia: I alwys visitng somewhere from my child
julia: because of my father job =/
bloggergirl: so if English is your native language, how come you can't speak it?
julia: turkish
julia: I need to go
julia: my mom =/
bloggergirl: Yeah, there we go.
bloggergirl: righto


call started
julia: open light<*
julia: so dark
julia: ı cant see you
bloggergirl: so here's a question, how come the video is the same as the last one you played me?
julia: what
julia: I cant understand you
julia: =S
julia: u are recording me ?
julia: :(
bloggergirl: what? how do you get that from that
bloggergirl: I'm actually calling out that your cam is pre-recorded
bloggergirl: which doesn't mean I'm recording you, it means that the footage you just showed as your cam was exactly the same as the 'cam' you showed me a few minutes ago. Unless you're an OCD creature of habit?
julia: u like boys?
bloggergirl: lol dude I already know that you're not even a chick. I'm not stupid, moron
call ends around the 3min mark
julia: wait
julia: I will call my lesbian friend 
julia: she came back 
julia: look
some weird attempt at adding another party to the conversation, but the offline contact disconnects
bloggergirl: you need a hobby, and you need to learn to bullshit better
pause
julia: ı recored you
julia: and face
julia: ;)
julia: ı will watch you again and again
julia: u there?
bloggergirl: hahah
bloggergirl: i didn't show my face or anything, so enjoy that.
julia: u showed me last chat :D
julia: ok bye
bloggergirl: lol prove it
bloggergirl: show me my own face
julia: ok wait
julia: ı am saving in my hdd
julia: wait little
julia: long video of you
bloggergirl: okay, ...waiting.
julia: ı have your facebook:D
julia: I found you
bloggergirl: yeah, sure you do.
bloggergirl: prove it
bloggergirl: ...I'll be scared when you prove it!
bloggergirl: idiot
bloggergirl: get better at this game and you'll be good
bloggergirl: but don't try to troll a troll ;)
julia: bye


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