my untitled experimental dating site outlet blog: 2010

About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?

These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.

All of them are real.

In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.

This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.

Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?

The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.

Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:

I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.

I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.

Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.

My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...

And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.

Peace.
- the blogger girl

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

you look familar....

see first meeting here

MudSweatGears would like to be added to your contacts.
Selected greeting: I think you are really hot.

MudSweatGears says:

hello

bloggergirl says:

MudSweatGears says:

yes

MudSweatGears says:

hi u can nlock ya pisc

MudSweatGears says:

brenton

bloggergirl says:

i would but you're a bot. so, nope

bloggergirl says:

bye

MudSweatGears says:

yes

MudSweatGears says:

*MudSweatGears has been removed from your contacts*

..
...
....again

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Too. Much. Reading..... ah skip it.

nicewomenwanted would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: I would like to tell you more about myself.

nicewomenwanted says:
hi how r u?

bloggergirl says:

good thanks and yourself?

nicewomenwanted says:

good

bloggergirl says:

thats good. what can I do for you?

nicewomenwanted says:

r u bi sex or les?

nicewomenwanted says:

sorry

nicewomenwanted says:

just asking

bloggergirl says:

wow, you don't beat around the bush do you? what, if you even read it, do you think I am, based on my profile info?

nicewomenwanted says:

sorry?

bloggergirl says:

....

bloggergirl says:

you didnt even read it did you?

nicewomenwanted says:

yes i did but not all

nicewomenwanted says:

sorry

bloggergirl says:

yeah, thats like signing a contract without reading the small print... think if it wasn't important maybe someone wouldnt have taken the time to write it?

bloggergirl says:

what are you on a 5minute lunchbreak or something and had to skimread and send a request as soon as, in case the end of game buzzer went off?

nicewomenwanted says:

nothing like that

nicewomenwanted says:

u not intrested i what am looking 4

bloggergirl says:

so why the contact request? you'd have figured that if you'd done your homework

nicewomenwanted says:

yee i know sorry

bloggergirl says:

... guys like you don't exactly make good examples of the male species yknow that?

bloggergirl says:

nicewomenwanted says:

yes i do

nicewomenwanted says:

sorry about this

bloggergirl says:

well least you're aware of it, i suppose :P

bloggergirl says:

next time you're trawling, use your plural eyes in your head, hey sport? not the singular one in your pants ;)

bloggergirl says:

you may have more luck reeling some flesh in that way

nicewomenwanted says:

bloggergirl says:

catcha

nicewomenwanted says:

bye

*nicewomenwanted has been removed from your contacts*

a nicer farewell than usual, I like a man who knows he's doing his sex and sex-life a disservice.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

ah, you fellas!

MudSweatGears would like to be added to your contacts.
Selected greeting: I think you are really hot.

I figure I'm bored, so why not?
(As I tell my customers and should have told myself here, if you ask 'why not?' you may get an answer)

MudSweatGears says:
hello
MudSweatGears says:
*kiss face and a rose smiley*
bloggergirl says:
hello there
MudSweatGears says:
ok
MudSweatGears says:
brenton
bloggergirl says:
just a heads up that my connection is shooting itself so if i disappear its just that
bloggergirl says:
nice to meet you
MudSweatGears says:
ok
MudSweatGears says:
hi u can nlock ya pisc
bloggergirl says:
its nothing saucy *unlocks pic just like any of my others*
MudSweatGears says:
hot sexy
MudSweatGears says:
:P
bloggergirl says:
lol thanks
MudSweatGears says:
ok
MudSweatGears says:
xxxx
bloggergirl says:
you say ok alot lol
MudSweatGears says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
:P
MudSweatGears says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
so what brings you to my profile and subsequently adding me to your contacts?
MudSweatGears says:
ok
MudSweatGears says:
0405002***
bloggergirl says:
...i dont recall asking for your number
MudSweatGears says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
so..., what are you looking for here exactly?
MudSweatGears says:
lol
MudSweatGears says:
bloggergirl says:
lol you can't even converse, are you drunk or just simple?
MudSweatGears says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
see this is why i don't usually give guys a chance
bloggergirl says:
you do nothing for your kind brenton, enjoy your night, and whatever lady deems this kind of conversation appealing godhelpher
MudSweatGears says:
*thumbs up smiley*
bloggergirl says:
man, i hope you're retarded.
bloggergirl says:
cos you make no sense
MudSweatGears says:
ok
MudSweatGears says:
hot sexy
bloggergirl says:
think i'll just let you finish yourself off there, bye.
MudSweatGears says:
ok

*MudSweatGears has been removed from your contacts*

Highly suspect (at least, I hope) that this was a bot speaking.

817 ;)

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

It must be Retard Day online or something...

countryguy8 would like to be added to your contacts.
Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you.

countryguy8 says:
hey

bloggergirl says:

hello

countryguy8 says:

...oh u a lesbian

bloggergirl says:

yeah was just about to ask if you even read my profile all the way through

bloggergirl says:

im guessing not

countryguy8 says:

i did

countryguy8 says:

just missed that part

bloggergirl says:

your surprise indicates otherwise

bloggergirl says:

since the second half of my page here is pretty clear on that point

countryguy8 says:

well maybe i only read half of it

bloggergirl says:

yeah maybe

countryguy8 says:

so u like girls

countryguy8 says:

lovely

countryguy8 says:

wats wrong wit guys

bloggergirl says:

do you like icecream?

countryguy8 says:

yes

countryguy8 says:

bloggergirl says:

whats your fav flavour?

countryguy8 says:

strawberry

bloggergirl says:

whats wrong with chocolate? or vanilla? or caramel? or choc chip?

bloggergirl says:

nothin, you just prefer strawberry.

countryguy8 says:

there is nothin wrong

bloggergirl says:

then you've just answered your own question

countryguy8 says:

so do u like cock 2?

bloggergirl says:

lol remember that part of the profile that you didn't read that says you have to be a pretty special male to turn my head, and if you're not i'll let you know? yeah... this is the part where I let you know...

*countryguy8 has been removed from your contacts*

When the math just doesn't add up

*name*92 has accepted your contact request.
(you'll understand why i censor her username.)

bloggergirl says:
so what brings you to *name of site*?
*name*92 says:
just thought id have a look meet some people from around the area
bloggergirl says:
ok cool
bloggergirl says:
well hope you find what you're looking for
*name*92 says:
lol thanx
bloggergirl says:
yw :)
*name*92 says:
;)
*name*92 says:
(*emailaddressname*)95@live.com.au
bloggergirl says:
lol why 95?
*name*92 says:
just so i seemed older to some people ive had it 4 a while
bloggergirl says:
....95 makes you sound older than 92?
*name*92 says:
lol no 92 does
bloggergirl says:
......so, which really is your birthday year?
*name*92 says:
ahhh hmmm lol :P
bloggergirl says:
guess that answers my question
*name*92 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
riiiiightio

*name*92 has been removed from your contacts