----Now with baseball references!!!!
I am bored so I add an online member.
female, 20years old, 45km from the city.
bloggergirl says:
good morning (it's 3:30ish am)
sarahbear1990 says:
goo morning how are you
bloggergirl says:
thanks for accepting my add
bloggergirl says:
fine thankyou, and yourself?
bloggergirl says:
nice to meet you
sarahbear1990 says:
nice to meet you to, my numbers 0409***828 txt me ----there's the wind up....
bloggergirl says:
oh? you're logging off soon?
bloggergirl says:
so, what are you looking for here?
sarahbear1990 says:
noo i just want your number, i cant reply to ur txt yet tho
sarahbear1990 says:
a nnice girl, pretty, funny, smart, outgoing and all
bloggergirl says:
lol you want my number already? didn't think I'd made *that* good an impression so fast lol
sarahbear1990 says:
haha well you seem really nice
bloggergirl says:
hehe well i like to think so
sarahbear1990 says:
ur nicee
bloggergirl says:
*woot!* I'm nice with to e's! success!
bloggergirl says:
thats doubly nice in my book lol
bloggergirl says:
ha sorry, I'm getting tired and it makes me silly
sarahbear1990 says:
haha its ok i think its cute
bloggergirl says:
I work evenings so I get home late. what do you do?
sarahbear1990 says:
ohh really, iam currently unemployed hbu
bloggergirl says:
I work in a factory as a processor
sarahbear1990 says:
ohhh koolies, id like to get to know you more
bloggergirl says:
well what would you like to know?
bloggergirl says:
I'm rather an open book
bloggergirl says:
holy feck i just went to get a drink of water and its so cold outside my room!!!
bloggergirl says:
bet its freezy out in your direction too huh
sarahbear1990 says:
tell me everything
bloggergirl says:
lol thats very broad
sarahbear1990 says:
yea a lil bit
bloggergirl says:
everything huh? hmm where to start
sarahbear1990 says:
at the beginning
bloggergirl says:
well i was born
bloggergirl says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
and then i became a child and never really stopped
sarahbear1990 says:
haha i never would of guessed that
bloggergirl says:
i like to keep folk guessing
bloggergirl says:
an enigma wrapped in a mystery?... lol yeah nah
sarahbear1990 says:
lolol, u a cutie
bloggergirl says:
aw shucks
bloggergirl says:
so do you have any photos?
bloggergirl says:
put a face to the name
sarahbear1990 says:
haha, not on here i on here i dont
bloggergirl says:
oh ok
sarahbear1990 says:
soo sorry ill take one in the morning when i get ready
bloggergirl says:
aw you don't have to do that just for me
(she sends a 'flirt' - an animation members can send to one another - she selects a bear blowing up a heart balloon)
bloggergirl says:
hehe a bear!
sarahbear1990 says:
haha its ok hun
(I send a flirt back - a girl making a silly face blowing a raspberry)
bloggergirl says:
thats the most accurate flirt thing i could find to suit me
sarahbear1990 says:
haha ur soo cute, i gotta go babe but u got my number soo txt me asap
bloggergirl says:
sure thing
bloggergirl says:
sleep well
sarahbear1990 says:
you to babe remember to txt me asap ----and there's the pitch...
sarahbear1990 says:
goodbye x
bloggergirl says:
will do tonight before i sleeps, when i get back to my phone, unless that will wake you
sarahbear1990 says:
it wont wake me txt me now anyway cya
bloggergirl says:
byee
*sarahbear1990 is offline. *
(I text her with a rather innocent photo, in which I'm jumping up and the scenic background is the majority of the image.
She replies with a text: 'Iam lez'.
Next minute...)
*sarahbear1990 is online.*
bloggergirl says:
back so soon?
why did you tell me you're lez. I figured you were, isn't that why we're talking?
bloggergirl says:
i just thought i'd send you a jumping shot cos its my fav
sarahbear1990 says:
yeea true lol iunno
sarahbear1990 says:
its cute
bloggergirl says:
lol you puzzled me with your response
sarahbear1990 says:
sorry, say have u got any nude shots, iam wet an yeaaah ----STRIKE ONE
bloggergirl says:
oh right, thats where this is going.
well, nice talkin
sarahbear1990 says:
noo i was joking
sarahbear1990 says:
i wanted to see what typa stuff ur into
sarahbear1990 says:
sorry
bloggergirl says:
yeah I'm puzzled now
sarahbear1990 says:
sorry i say and do silly stuff without thinking sometimes
bloggergirl says:
me too, not sure if its stuff like that, but... yeah lol
sarahbear1990 says:
lolol
bloggergirl says:
this time of night, its hit and miss whether or not one talks to real people or morons
sarahbear1990 says:
iam sorry
bloggergirl says:
its ok really
bloggergirl says:
if you were actually joking, its fine
sarahbear1990 says:
i was joking hunny
bloggergirl says:
then no big deal
sarahbear1990 says:
ur a cutie
bloggergirl says:
thanks
sarahbear1990 says:
its alriteeeeeeeee
bloggergirl says:
so have you always lived in *town*?
bloggergirl says:
my mums family was from that region or thereabouts methinks
sarahbear1990 says:
naaah diff places ohh really
bloggergirl says:
yeah? you live with others?
bloggergirl says:
why/how you end up there
sarahbear1990 says:
moved in with some friends
bloggergirl says:
cool, same here
bloggergirl says:
well, friends moved in with me
bloggergirl says:
i was here first dammit
sarahbear1990 says:
awesomeeee
sarahbear1990 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
so your turn, tell me about you
sarahbear1990 says:
what do u wanna no
bloggergirl says:
lol i should throw you the same vague curveball you threw me and say start from the beginning
sarahbear1990 says:
ok iam sexy
sarahbear1990 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
modest too
sarahbear1990 says:
haha
bloggergirl says:
anything else or is that the most important thing to know?
sarahbear1990 says:
what else do u want to know
bloggergirl says:
nope, i asked you that and you said 'everything', im not making your turn any easier lol
sarahbear1990 says:
lol ok i like you
bloggergirl says:
cos i'm stubborn?
sarahbear1990 says:
what typa pic do you want
bloggergirl says:
whichever you think is suitable
sarahbear1990 says:
what ever you want ill sen anything
bloggergirl says:
nope, I'm testing you to see what your idea of suitable is
sarahbear1990 says:
alriteey
sarahbear1990 says:
hold up
bloggergirl says:
hokay
sarahbear1990 says:
i got heaps on ma fone
bloggergirl says:
alrighty
sarahbear1990 says:
what do u want me wearing in it
bloggergirl says:
again, up to you
sarahbear1990 says:
aighty
bloggergirl says:
so, how come you had to leave a little while ago, and now you're back again? what was the urgent task
sarahbear1990 says:
dont worry about it ----STRIKE TWO
bloggergirl says:
oooooooooooook, how ominous
sarahbear1990 says:
lol
(a multimedia message with an image attached comes in to my phone)
sarahbear1990 says:
am i hot or not
bloggergirl says:
lol thats you is it?
sarahbear1990 says:
yeeees
bloggergirl says:
honest?
sarahbear1990 says:
yes ----STRIKE THREE
bloggergirl says:
lol you must think I'm stupid, your story hasn't made sense since we started talking.
next time you try to fake being someone else, don't send a picture with a URL watermarked on it
bloggergirl says:
LMFAO
bloggergirl says:
oh man, holy shit dude, thanks for the laugh. that was awesome!
sarahbear1990 says:
ok iam sorry iiam that ugly i wanted u think iam pretty
bloggergirl says:
I can't believe someone can be that foolish!
sarahbear1990 says:
well mabe iam not comftable with the way i look
bloggergirl says:
what did you actually think was going to happen if you sent that to someone and eventually the two of you wanted to meet up? and you finally have to either say 'oh yeah, i totally lied to you the first time we spoke' or 'hmm gee I can't ever let you see me... i've... umm... been in an accident and it's changed my appearance somewhat... okay, a lot'
bloggergirl says:
not the best plan in my opinion
bloggergirl says:
if you can't be comfortable/trusting how do you expect anyone else to be?
sarahbear1990 says:
iam sorry iaaaaaaam ganna go talk when ive finished crying
bloggergirl says:
is anything on your profile even true?
bloggergirl says:
are you even really a girl?
sarahbear1990 says:
its all true nd yes course iam
bloggergirl says:
see, thats the problem with lying, I'm not sure how much of you to believe now
bloggergirl says:
shame
bloggergirl says:
feel free to delete my number
sarahbear1990 says:
everythins true but that pic, plzzz nooo
bloggergirl says:
...
(another text, I don't read it straight away as I'm still typing...)
bloggergirl says:
you have one more chance to be honest with me, if you lie again I'm sorry - I don't waste time with dishonesty
bloggergirl says:
k?
sarahbear1990 says:
okkk iam so sorry nd it will never happen again
sarahbear1990 says:
i promise
bloggergirl says:
i guess we'll see
sarahbear1990 says:
k well iam going to bed goodnight
sarahbear1990 is offline.
I read the text: Plllllzzzzz iam sorry i didnt want u ta see how ugly i really am.
I return: For the record I don't put such an emphasis on physical appearance. I'm not winning any beauty contests any time soon but least I'm myself.
So I wouldn't have cared about your outside, but I'm not a fan of trying to be fooled. So yeah, catcha. Better luck next time.
Reply: What happened to my second chance
Me: Lol you bailed and went to bed?
Her: Yeah so
Me: Lol bye
Her: Goodnight
Me: You can delete this number now. Night.
Her: Why
Me: I said goodbye.
Her: Ok
---- Out
bloggergirl welcomes you **** (Now with Guest posts from Llama, RiverSong, Betty & Chesty!!!)
About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?
These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.
All of them are real.
In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.
This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.
Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?
The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.
Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:
I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.
I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.
Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.
My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...
And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.
Peace.
- the blogger girl
All of them are real.
In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.
This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.
Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?
The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.
Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:
I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.
I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.
Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.
My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...
And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.
Peace.
- the blogger girl
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