just to keep it interesting...

a friend brought this to my attention, I can't decide if it's real or not

6:40am

Balthazar50 would like to be added to your contacts
Selected Greeting: We have common interests (really??)
his profile says that he has kids but is looking to father a few more with a willing woman. his relationship status is set to 'Other', which is the closest thing to Married on this site.

Balthazar50 says:
morning
bloggergirl says:
good morning
Balthazar50 says:
would you like to join me for breakfast somewhere?
bloggergirl says:
i am actually about to head to bed
Balthazar50 says:
ok
(I'm too tired for the fecking around so I cut to it...)
bloggergirl says:
so what are you looking for on here?
Balthazar50 says:
a consinsual relationship
bloggergirl says:
did you read my profile at all?
Balthazar50 says:
yes
bloggergirl says:
where in it did you get the idea that was my thing?
Balthazar50 says:
i may as well make this point immediately... by all means choose not to have sex yourself but please do not presume that i would have the slightest idea of
Balthazar50 says:
whether or not u want sex unless i ask
Balthazar50 says:
i am not a cyber mind reader
bloggergirl says:
you don't have to be a mind reader, just a profile reader.
my profile cleary states Friendship in my seeking criteria, and that I'm just looking for people to talk to for now, and the first thing you do is ask me out for breakfast?
you don't even know me
Balthazar50 says:
and i am never going to know u chatting here
bloggergirl says:
so i don't get how a wanting consensual relationship relates to contacting me at all
Balthazar50 says:
breakfast was suggested in a safe place
Balthazar50 says:
and i dont want to waste my life
"getting to know you" on the net
Balthazar50 says:
it is not real
Balthazar50 says:
only real is real
bloggergirl says:
right, says the married man with kids looking sugar-father a few more
bloggergirl says:
good luck casanova
Balthazar50 says:
thank you

Does he belong on this page? You decide.

Perry007 would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you

Perry007 says:
how r u?
bloggergirl says:
good you?
Perry007 says:
not bad
Perry007 says:
what u up to
Perry007 says:
?
bloggergirl says:
just chattin, you?
Perry007 says:
not wrking tommorow
Perry007 says:
?
bloggergirl says:
i work nights
Perry007 says:
ok
Perry007 says:
so u finished??
bloggergirl says:
yeah
Perry007 says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
so, what can i do for you?
Perry007 says:
hahaha
Perry007 says:
what u want to do for me
bloggergirl says:
well, we have feck all in common, you mention you like to drink a lot and have a few pictures that highlight this substance dependency... so you obviously didn't read my profile when you thought requesting me was a fab idea
Perry007 says:
yup
Perry007 says:
m new here
Perry007 says:
want to make some frnds
bloggergirl says:
right
Perry007 says:
gud
Perry007 says:
if i drink i nev wamit
Perry007 says:
n second thin i drink in limit and at home
bloggergirl says:
how admirable, im highly and thoroughly impressed can you tell?
Perry007 says:
m not impresing you
bloggergirl says:
yep, thats right
Perry007 says:
waht makes you think that
Perry007 says:
i told u m here to make some frnds
bloggergirl says:
and i told you that you've obviously not got anything in common with me
bloggergirl says:
for a start you can hardly string a comprehendable sentence together
Perry007 says:
by mistke i send that i want to say just want to b ur frnd
Perry007 says:
hahaha
Perry007 says:
its ok dn wry bout it
bloggergirl says:
does your keyboard have missing letters perchance?
Perry007 says:
how many languages can u speak?
bloggergirl says:
one, you?
Perry007 says:
4
Perry007 says:
so its better if u speak 1 dn underestimate others
bloggergirl says:
yet your profile, the page you'd use to promote yourself, says English. and none others. hmmm
Perry007 says:
coz m in australia
Perry007 says:
so english is our national language
bloggergirl says:
uh-huh
bloggergirl says:
i see
bloggergirl says:
makes perfect sense
Perry007 says:
but not my first language
bloggergirl says:
what is?
Perry007 says:
hindi
bloggergirl says:
right
Perry007 says:
i know hindi english punjabi n french
bloggergirl says:
good for you
Perry007 says:
i know
Perry007 says:
never underestimate ok
Perry007 says:
try n be nice
bloggergirl says:
i don't have to be your friend
Perry007 says:
if u don't want its ok
bloggergirl says:
then adieu
Perry007 says:
coz u dnt have gud sense of humor n u can't respect
Perry007 says:
i dn like these kind of people
Perry007 says:
nice talking to u
bloggergirl says:
for someone who doesnt read profiles, thats hilarity.
goonight
Perry007 says:
take care of urself
Perry007 says:
bye
bloggergirl says:
and you
bloggergirl says:
bye

*Perry007 has been removed from your contacts*

yeah, i know, I was a bit more mean to him than he deserved. I was trying to bait him for a reaction, but he was a bit nice. good for him, I like the ones that end nicely.

short and... uh...

ONEgurlPLZ would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: either "You are my dream match" or "I think you are really hot" (sorry I forgot and didn't copy that part)

bloggergirl says:
heya, am about to head to bed atm, but thanks for the add
ONEgurlPLZ says:
no worries im leigh by the way im heading back to aus soon and wauld love to get to know u much more if ur interested
bloggergirl says:
i'll keep that in mind

*ONEgurlPLZ has removed you from their contacts.*

wait... wut??

time for a change?

So i broke a rule here and added a contact for a change.

selected greeting: I think you are really hot.

I censor the name cos it may have been his actual one. I'm nice like that.

p****epping is online.

p****epping says: ya after a fuck or what? lol
bloggergirl says: wow, that borders on pure charm lol
p****epping says: lol straight to the point ay
bloggergirl says: would it have killed you to at least fake a couple sentences of smalltalk? ha
p****epping says: haha, might have
p****epping says: show me ya other pics
bloggergirl says: ah, then i'd hate to put your personal saftey at risk lol
bloggergirl says: please?
bloggergirl says: rude fucker arent you?
p****epping says: hehehe
p****epping says: no just know what i want n not gonna lie about it
p****epping says: taa
bloggergirl says: can i see yours? please?
p****epping says: just my kids
bloggergirl says: ah k
bloggergirl says: cute
p****epping says: i know lol, n thank you, i only breed good looking ones lol
bloggergirl says: haha and drown the ones that dont turn out right?
p****epping says: haha nah, all turn out awsome lol
bloggergirl says: ah thats good then
bloggergirl says: good to have a good success rate
p****epping says: haha, so when can you come to albury n visit me
p****epping says: hoping ya good in bed lol
bloggergirl says: keep bein a smartass and you may never know!

p****epping has removed you from their contacts.

see what happens when you mess with the formula?
oh wait... nothing I can't live with.
*sniff* no drive interstate for an arrogant shag. /tears

good try, sonny

an excerpt
after a long lull in conversation, he tried to just cut to the chase -

jamie says:

i really wonna fuck you

bloggergirl says:

does that line ever work?

jamie says:

i dunno i never tryed it

bloggergirl says:

i dont fancy its success rate

Word, yo!

LukasForeals would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you

LukasForeals says:

sup

bloggergirl says:

sup? did you really just say sup?

bloggergirl says:

you're awfully pale for a cool black man

LukasForeals says:

lol

LukasForeals says:

im black at heart ok

bloggergirl says:

ha fair enough

LukasForeals says:

LukasForeals says:

how're you?

LukasForeals says:

(better?)