About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?

These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.

All of them are real.

In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.

This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.

Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?

The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.

Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:

I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.

I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.

Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.

My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...

And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.

Peace.
- the blogger girl

Sunday, April 17, 2011

time for a change?

So i broke a rule here and added a contact for a change.

selected greeting: I think you are really hot.

I censor the name cos it may have been his actual one. I'm nice like that.


p****epping is online.

p****epping says: ya after a fuck or what? lol
bloggergirl says: wow, that borders on pure charm lol
p****epping says: lol straight to the point ay
bloggergirl says: would it have killed you to at least fake a couple sentences of smalltalk? ha
p****epping says: haha, might have
p****epping says: show me ya other pics
bloggergirl says: ah, then i'd hate to put your personal saftey at risk lol
bloggergirl says: please?
bloggergirl says: rude fucker arent you?
p****epping says: hehehe
p****epping says: no just know what i want n not gonna lie about it
p****epping says: taa
bloggergirl says: can i see yours? please?
p****epping says: just my kids
bloggergirl says: ah k
bloggergirl says: cute
p****epping says: i know lol, n thank you, i only breed good looking ones lol
bloggergirl says: haha and drown the ones that dont turn out right?
p****epping says: haha nah, all turn out awsome lol
bloggergirl says: ah thats good then
bloggergirl says: good to have a good success rate
p****epping says: haha, so when can you come to albury n visit me
p****epping says: hoping ya good in bed lol
bloggergirl says: keep bein a smartass and you may never know!

p****epping has removed you from their contacts.

see what happens when you mess with the formula?
oh wait... nothing I can't live with.
*sniff* no drive interstate for an arrogant shag. /tears
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