badboy1988 would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you
badboy1988 says:
hey how are you
bloggergirl says:
good thanks, you?
badboy1988 says:
good thnx
badboy1988 says:
what's doing
bloggergirl says:
pardon?
badboy1988 says:
what's are you up to
bloggergirl says:
wow, your grammar is... unusual.
badboy1988 says:
sorry
bloggergirl says:
that's ok, just not something you hear a lot.
bloggergirl says:
well, you would i assume
badboy1988 says:
ok then
badboy1988 says:
I am in bed
bloggergirl says:
um, that's nice... i was just wondering 'gee I wonder where he is typing to me from on his phone?'
badboy1988 says:
I am on my iPhone
bloggergirl says:
...yes I worked that out all by myself
badboy1988 says:
kool
bloggergirl says:
I'll suppress my uncontainable impressed-reaction
badboy1988 says:
what you
badboy1988 says:
mean
bloggergirl says:
you have an iPhone = awesome
badboy1988 says:
yep I love it
bloggergirl says:
your conversational grammar is questionable, but you correctly spell your phone's brand with correct upper and lower case
badboy1988 says:
:P
bloggergirl says:
which means I've already worked out that you and your status-symbol phone are already in a relationship lol
badboy1988 says:
can I see you private pictures
badboy1988 says:
nope I am single
bloggergirl says:
"please"?
badboy1988 says:
please
bloggergirl says:
they're nothing special
badboy1988 says:
you look cute
bloggergirl says:
thanks
badboy1988 says:
anytime
badboy1988 says:
what you doing
bloggergirl says:
why?
badboy1988 says:
I just want to know
bloggergirl says:
i was thinking of writing the world changing novel and asking you to join me as co-author, but I'm too busy rolling naked in bed in pure ecstasy over the sheer stimulation of this conversation
badboy1988 says:
ok then so you have drugs
bloggergirl says:
.... yeah, cos the word ecstasy was created to name a drug
bloggergirl says:
it has no other definition
bloggergirl says:
oh, and apparently i was completely serious also
badboy1988 says:
ok then
badboy1988 says:
I am naked to
bloggergirl says:
you're not good with sarcasm huh?
badboy1988 says:
no I am not
bloggergirl says:
evidently
badboy1988 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
question, what do you want from this chat?
badboy1988 says:
anything and you
bloggergirl says:
surely, there's something in mind.
be focussed, have a goal.
what do you want?
badboy1988 says:
I am looking for a bit a fun
bloggergirl says:
explain
badboy1988 says:
I am to talk dirty to ppl
bloggergirl says:
well, good luck wth that. hopefully you can find someone who converses at the same level of eloquence - or lack thereof
bloggergirl says:
I, however, am growing bored of this oh too easy mockery and shall bid you adieu.
*badboy1988 has been removed from your contacts*
bloggergirl welcomes you **** (Now with Guest posts from Llama, RiverSong, Betty & Chesty!!!)
About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?
These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.
All of them are real.
In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.
This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.
Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?
The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.
Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:
I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.
I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.
Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.
My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...
And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.
Peace.
- the blogger girl
All of them are real.
In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.
This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.
Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?
The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.
Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:
I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.
I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.
Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.
My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...
And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.
Peace.
- the blogger girl
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