About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?

These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.

All of them are real.

In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.

This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.

Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.

Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?

The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.

Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:

I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.

I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.

Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.

My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...

And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.

Peace.
- the blogger girl

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

from taiwan with love

tallaussie1234 would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you

tallaussie1234 says:

heyhow are you
bloggergirl says:
good thanks you?
tallaussie1234 says:
not bad thanks
tallaussie1234 says:
why are you up so late
bloggergirl says:
i work nights, why are you?
tallaussie1234 says:
well i am in taiwan just got here for work
tallaussie1234 says:
about an hour ago
bloggergirl says:
big time difference?
tallaussie1234 says:
2 hour
tallaussie1234 says:
what work do you do
bloggergirl says:
i see
tallaussie1234 says:
so what are you working as
bloggergirl says:
production line
bloggergirl says:
what takes you to taiwan?
tallaussie1234 says:
right cool
tallaussie1234 says:
work
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
sales and marketing for a big company
tallaussie1234 says:
work in asia a bit
bloggergirl says:
good perks
tallaussie1234 says:
its ok
tallaussie1234 says:
lots of long flights
tallaussie1234 says:
and boring hotel rooms
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
yeah i can imagine
tallaussie1234 says:
would be more fun with someone in the hotel room hehehe
tallaussie1234 says:
sorry lol
bloggergirl says:
ha
bloggergirl says:
well yeah i bet it would
tallaussie1234 says:
yep thats the truth
tallaussie1234 says:
tried to call in a massage but they were shut at the hotel
tallaussie1234 says:
damn late flights lol
bloggergirl says:
a massage or a "massage"?
tallaussie1234 says:
well a massage to start off
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
ha
tallaussie1234 says:
if she wanted to massage all over i guess i would not have said no
tallaussie1234 says:
lol i am being very honest sorry
tallaussie1234 says:
hope i dont offend
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
shrug, i guess not many would object
bloggergirl says:
nah, you can be honest
tallaussie1234 says:
true
tallaussie1234 says:
i like honesty to
tallaussie1234 says:
so you wouldnt object either then?
bloggergirl says:
if anyone called a "massage" service to their hotel room, they wouldnt be inclined to object
tallaussie1234 says:
weell they can be just a normal massage in fact they usually are
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
but if she wanted to tease my ballas and ass i dont mind lol
bloggergirl says:
are many taiwanese hotel masseurs the normal-type tho?
bloggergirl says:
i may be stereotyping
tallaussie1234 says:
they all are
tallaussie1234 says:
thats the problem
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
ha
tallaussie1234 says:
id love one right now that did more
tallaussie1234 says:
heehehehe
tallaussie1234 says:
mmm a warm oil massage playing with my balls and ass would be amazing lol
bloggergirl says:
guess you'll have to take care of it all by yourself then if they're shut
tallaussie1234 says:
sorry to truthful
tallaussie1234 says:
lol probably will
bloggergirl says:
you say what you want, im not a censor
bloggergirl says:
yeah, somehow i knew you would
tallaussie1234 says:
haha
tallaussie1234 says:
you ever had a good massage?
bloggergirl says:
a normal one? yeah, i go to one place regularly
tallaussie1234 says:
a feemale massuess?
bloggergirl says:
i probably wouldnt see a male one
tallaussie1234 says:
do you go naked?
bloggergirl says:
no, i said a normal one
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
can benormal and naked
bloggergirl says:
yeah nah
tallaussie1234 says:
bugger
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
so let me ask
tallaussie1234 says:
if you did go naekd ould you take athe extra service?
bloggergirl says:
im guessing from your decline in spelling that your other hand is busy?
tallaussie1234 says:
a little
tallaussie1234 says:
sorry
tallaussie1234 says:
...
bloggergirl says:
nah, its okay, it just makes you like every other dude I talk to at this hour
bloggergirl says:
congratulations!
tallaussie1234 says:
yay
tallaussie1234 says:
i feel bad sorry
bloggergirl says:
*shrug* meh
tallaussie1234 says:
shamure you could help if you were here lol
bloggergirl says:
wow, that shame lasted a long time huh?
tallaussie1234 says:
lolyep
bloggergirl says:
ha, i might just let you finish off
tallaussie1234 says:
help me
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
nah, you don't need it

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