About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?

These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.

All of them are real.

In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.

This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.

Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.

Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?

The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.

Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:

I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.

I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.

Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.

My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...

And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.

Peace.
- the blogger girl

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

So boring... I'll forgive you if you don't bother reading it all.

guy4u116 would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you.

guy4u116 says:
hi hw r u
bloggergirl says:
good thanks you?
guy4u116 says:
yeah great
guy4u116 says:
nice pics
guy4u116 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
thanks
guy4u116 says:
wat r u up2
bloggergirl says:
nothin much, you?
guy4u116 says:
nothing just chilling
guy4u116 says:
can i c ur prvt pics plzz
bloggergirl says:
sure, theyre nothing special
guy4u116 says:
thnks u look cute
bloggergirl says:
thanks
guy4u116 says:
so hw long r u single nw
bloggergirl says:
little while, you?
guy4u116 says:
4 months nw
guy4u116 says:
do u use msn
bloggergirl says:
yes
guy4u116 says:
can i add u plzz
bloggergirl says:
why?
guy4u116 says:
so we can chat there
bloggergirl says:
what would we chat about there?
guy4u116 says:
mmmm i dunno u can c me
bloggergirl says:
see you?
bloggergirl says:
what would i see?
guy4u116 says:
yeahh u can see me fully lol
guy4u116 says:
r u getting upset over me
bloggergirl says:
no
bloggergirl says:
just asking
guy4u116 says:
wat do u wanna c
guy4u116 says:
r u there
bloggergirl says:
what would you want to show?
guy4u116 says:
lol
guy4u116 says:
my face
guy4u116 says:
my body lol'
bloggergirl says:
oh
bloggergirl says:
ok
guy4u116 says:
so can i add u nw
bloggergirl says:
nah
guy4u116 says:
mmmm
guy4u116 says:
we can chat here then
bloggergirl says:
do you have anything interesting to talk about?
guy4u116 says:
yeahh
guy4u116 says:
wat type of mood ur in
bloggergirl says:
what?
guy4u116 says:
r u happy or lonely u knw wat i mean
bloggergirl says:
no i dont know what you mean, otherwise i'd not ask
guy4u116 says:
am asking hw ur feeling'
bloggergirl says:
i find it n odd thing to ask
guy4u116 says:
ask me
guy4u116 says:
its just a frendly questin
bloggergirl says:
ask you what?
guy4u116 says:
srryy
guy4u116 says:
anyway i gt 2 sleep ill tlk 2 u 2mrw
bloggergirl says:
will you just?
guy4u116 says:
wat
bloggergirl says:
i dont reckon you will talk tomorrow, you're a bit average
guy4u116 says:
ohhh
guy4u116 says:
if am nt gud 4 u gudluck
bloggergirl says:
thanks, you too
guy4u116 says:
ok bye forever
bloggergirl says:
bye shakespeare
guy4u116 says:
thnks dat was interesting
bloggergirl says:
what was?
guy4u116 says:
shakespeare
guy4u116 says:
ok no fighting
guy4u116 says:
bye
bloggergirl says:
...yeah ok bye now

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