cos finding love is a gamble...
want to see him again? read our next adventure here.
bodyofronaldo would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: We have common interests.
bodyofronaldo says:
hi hru?
bloggergirl says:
who's ronaldo?
bodyofronaldo says:
the superstar
bodyofronaldo says:
like me
bloggergirl says:
oh
bloggergirl says:
what common interests do we have?
bodyofronaldo says:
u know now?
bloggergirl says:
I see none the same.
bloggergirl says:
From that vague description? No, not really.
bodyofronaldo says:
thearetre
bodyofronaldo says:
gaming i love poker
bloggergirl says:
I don't recall liking 'thearetre' or poker
bodyofronaldo says:
the machines i love them
bodyofronaldo says:
painting then i love sparying out of a can
bloggergirl says:
let me guess, you love going to the casino?
bodyofronaldo says:
yes i do i admit
bloggergirl says:
do you like *card game*?
bodyofronaldo says:
love it
bloggergirl says:
thought you would
bodyofronaldo says:
i am guenius at guessing naext card
bodyofronaldo says:
what is your name i amBill
bloggergirl says:
I like it too, but I hate the dealers
bloggergirl says:
how about you?
bodyofronaldo says:
well u know what baby they go a mchine now
bloggergirl says:
yeah but they're rigged
bodyofronaldo says:
yeah i hate them also u have to completely bloke them out of your game
bodyofronaldo says:
yeah they are
bodyofronaldo says:
i like u
bloggergirl says:
you never win in that place, dealers are so stupid
bodyofronaldo says:
what is your name
bodyofronaldo says:
i so wish i meet u
bloggergirl says:
I don't even think dealers are real people, what do you reckon?
bodyofronaldo says:
it not that u have to be cautious
bodyofronaldo says:
yeah it is badly rigged the whole place
*bodyofronaldo has been removed from your contacts*
Yeah... so turns out I'm an ex card-dealer at the casino. I hope he was just being agreeable, but deep down I'm sure he's probably had a tantrum at my table some time during my employment there.
Oh and for the record, I know who Ronaldo is- but from this 40 year old guy's pictures, the body may have been all he had of his. Ronaldo is a lot more beautiful, and I don't even follow the sport!
bloggergirl welcomes you **** (Now with Guest posts from Llama, RiverSong, Betty & Chesty!!!)
About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?
These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.
All of them are real.
In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.
This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.
Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?
The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.
Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:
I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.
I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.
Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.
My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...
And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.
Peace.
- the blogger girl
All of them are real.
In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.
This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.
Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?
The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.
Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:
I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.
I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.
Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.
My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...
And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.
Peace.
- the blogger girl
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I laughed when you started talking shit about the dealers.
ReplyDeleteI suddenly became interested in the conversation.
ReplyDeleteI'm ex casino staff too, was a great job in many ways but sadly the majority of the customers were just degenerates :-(
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