my untitled experimental dating site outlet blog

About This Site: Social experimentation meets ever-so-slight masochism... or perhaps it's sadism?

These are the results of a few online dating website memberships. Some of what you are about to read are Guest posts, added kindly from others whom I've invited to contribute. The rest are mine.

All of them are real.

In these posts I simply want to point out the basis of my evident misanthropy.

This website is not about me or my search (however much in jest it may be these days :P ), it is about the people I encounter along the process involved. And sharing a few laughs with you, the public.

Males are highlighted in blue, females in pink - I know its a stereotype, but here it's just a visual aid (and if we don't get around to coloring them by the time you read them, well... 'meh').
I don't censor much as far as usernames or the like, but if it is requested I am more than happy to do so, anyone can just comment on the post.
Let's say you stumble across here and find a conversation we've had online posted below, and you don't have a humour of your own, if you want it removed or the username changed then all you need to do is comment and say so. All too easy, yeah?

The joy of the online world is we can enjoy a level of anonymity - that includes the people featured below - and no one needs know of your little indiscretions... unless you're one of those odd folk who use their full names as usernames.

Which serves as a fitting segue into the following pieces of info:

I am never false in these interactions: my pictures on the dating website are real, as are all of my profile details (ie height, weight, interests, location etc), and I do not pretend to be anything I'm not. If you see me answering what I do for a living and my answers differ: it's because I have several j0bs and it's just easier to only mention one.

I am a 20something Australian female interested predominantly in other females... or perhaps males though my profile does state that you have to be a pretty special male to have a chance.
I do state in my profile that I'm looking for Friendship and people to talk to. (Some other posts: I have selected Casual Dating also, and these both change between 'with a male/female/either' - depending on when the conversation takes place on my personal timeline). I don't lead anyone one to believe we'll get together if we won't.
I do share my phone number and IM contact details on the site very, very occasionally if I wish to communicate further.
I do point out that I am not interested in threesomes or the like; that if I want to meet a guy, I'd add a guy; that chicks are not to contact me and ask if their boyfriend can join in/watch.

Enjoy the chuckles that ensue. I do.

My rough guidelines:
1) almost any contact request I accept, and 2) if possible, they must start the conversation first - I like to see with which foot they lead... and subsequently stick in their mouth.
Sometimes I get bored waiting for the fish to bite... so you'll see me break these rules a few times...

And finally, to anyone out there who is also a member on a dating site and actually genuinely looking for love, I have only this to say:
Do not be discouraged by all the conversations you've had with weirdos similar to what you read here. Real people are out there. Sadly, it just takes a lot of sifting through the sand to find them.
Have faith, patience, but most of all, humour.

Peace.
- the blogger girl

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

from taiwan with love

tallaussie1234 would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you

tallaussie1234 says:
heyhow are you
bloggergirl says:
good thanks you?
tallaussie1234 says:
not bad thanks
tallaussie1234 says:
why are you up so late
bloggergirl says:
i work nights, why are you?
tallaussie1234 says:
well i am in taiwan just got here for work
tallaussie1234 says:
about an hour ago
bloggergirl says:
big time difference?
tallaussie1234 says:
2 hour
tallaussie1234 says:
what work do you do
bloggergirl says:
i see
tallaussie1234 says:
so what are you working as
bloggergirl says:
production line
bloggergirl says:
what takes you to taiwan?
tallaussie1234 says:
right cool
tallaussie1234 says:
work
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
sales and marketing for a big company
tallaussie1234 says:
work in asia a bit
bloggergirl says:
good perks
tallaussie1234 says:
its ok
tallaussie1234 says:
lots of long flights
tallaussie1234 says:
and boring hotel rooms
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
yeah i can imagine
tallaussie1234 says:
would be more fun with someone in the hotel room hehehe
tallaussie1234 says:
sorry lol
bloggergirl says:
ha
bloggergirl says:
well yeah i bet it would
tallaussie1234 says:
yep thats the truth
tallaussie1234 says:
tried to call in a massage but they were shut at the hotel
tallaussie1234 says:
damn late flights lol
bloggergirl says:
a massage or a "massage"?
tallaussie1234 says:
well a massage to start off
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
ha
tallaussie1234 says:
if she wanted to massage all over i guess i would not have said no
tallaussie1234 says:
lol i am being very honest sorry
tallaussie1234 says:
hope i dont offend
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
shrug, i guess not many would object
bloggergirl says:
nah, you can be honest
tallaussie1234 says:
true
tallaussie1234 says:
i like honesty to
tallaussie1234 says:
so you wouldnt object either then?
bloggergirl says:
if anyone called a "massage" service to their hotel room, they wouldnt be inclined to object
tallaussie1234 says:
weell they can be just a normal massage in fact they usually are
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
but if she wanted to tease my ballas and ass i dont mind lol
bloggergirl says:
are many taiwanese hotel masseurs the normal-type tho?
bloggergirl says:
i may be stereotyping
tallaussie1234 says:
they all are
tallaussie1234 says:
thats the problem
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
ha
tallaussie1234 says:
id love one right now that did more
tallaussie1234 says:
heehehehe
tallaussie1234 says:
mmm a warm oil massage playing with my balls and ass would be amazing lol
bloggergirl says:
guess you'll have to take care of it all by yourself then if they're shut
tallaussie1234 says:
sorry to truthful
tallaussie1234 says:
lol probably will
bloggergirl says:
you say what you want, im not a censor
bloggergirl says:
yeah, somehow i knew you would
tallaussie1234 says:
haha
tallaussie1234 says:
you ever had a good massage?
bloggergirl says:
a normal one? yeah, i go to one place regularly
tallaussie1234 says:
a feemale massuess?
bloggergirl says:
i probably wouldnt see a male one
tallaussie1234 says:
do you go naked?
bloggergirl says:
no, i said a normal one
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
can benormal and naked
bloggergirl says:
yeah nah
tallaussie1234 says:
bugger
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
so let me ask
tallaussie1234 says:
if you did go naekd ould you take athe extra service?
bloggergirl says:
im guessing from your decline in spelling that your other hand is busy?
tallaussie1234 says:
a little
tallaussie1234 says:
sorry
tallaussie1234 says:
...
bloggergirl says:
nah, its okay, it just makes you like every other dude I talk to at this hour
bloggergirl says:
congratulations!
tallaussie1234 says:
yay
tallaussie1234 says:
i feel bad sorry
bloggergirl says:
*shrug* meh
tallaussie1234 says:
shamure you could help if you were here lol
bloggergirl says:
wow, that shame lasted a long time huh?
tallaussie1234 says:
lolyep
bloggergirl says:
ha, i might just let you finish off
tallaussie1234 says:
help me
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
nah, you don't need it

speed-dating?

aronlee would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I think you are really hot

aronlee says:
hello
bloggergirl says:
hi
aronlee says:
do u have skype
bloggergirl says:
thats how you start a conversation? fine, thanks how are you? photographer, purple and orange. size 7 shoes,
bloggergirl says:
lets just shortcut the whole thing huh?
aronlee says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
cool. great talking! bye!

*aronlee has been removed from your contacts*

welcome to sarcasm, class 101

badboy1988 would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you

badboy1988 says:
hey how are you
bloggergirl says:
good thanks, you?
badboy1988 says:
good thnx
badboy1988 says:
what's doing
bloggergirl says:
pardon?
badboy1988 says:
what's are you up to
bloggergirl says:
wow, your grammar is... unusual.
badboy1988 says:
sorry
bloggergirl says:
that's ok, just not something you hear a lot.
bloggergirl says:
well, you would i assume
badboy1988 says:
ok then
badboy1988 says:
I am in bed
bloggergirl says:
um, that's nice... i was just wondering 'gee I wonder where he is typing to me from on his phone?'
badboy1988 says:
I am on my iPhone
bloggergirl says:
...yes I worked that out all by myself
badboy1988 says:
kool
bloggergirl says:
I'll suppress my uncontainable impressed-reaction
badboy1988 says:
what you
badboy1988 says:
mean
bloggergirl says:
you have an iPhone = awesome
badboy1988 says:
yep I love it
bloggergirl says:
your conversational grammar is questionable, but you correctly spell your phone's brand with correct upper and lower case
badboy1988 says:
:P
bloggergirl says:
which means I've already worked out that you and your status-symbol phone are already in a relationship lol
badboy1988 says:
can I see you private pictures
badboy1988 says:
nope I am single
bloggergirl says:
"please"?
badboy1988 says:
please
bloggergirl says:
they're nothing special
badboy1988 says:
you look cute
bloggergirl says:
thanks
badboy1988 says:
anytime
badboy1988 says:
what you doing
bloggergirl says:
why?
badboy1988 says:
I just want to know
bloggergirl says:
i was thinking of writing the world changing novel and asking you to join me as co-author, but I'm too busy rolling naked in bed in pure ecstasy over the sheer stimulation of this conversation
badboy1988 says:
ok then so you have drugs
bloggergirl says:
.... yeah, cos the word ecstasy was created to name a drug
bloggergirl says:
it has no other definition
bloggergirl says:
oh, and apparently i was completely serious also
badboy1988 says:
ok then
badboy1988 says:
I am naked to
bloggergirl says:
you're not good with sarcasm huh?
badboy1988 says:
no I am not
bloggergirl says:
evidently
badboy1988 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
question, what do you want from this chat?
badboy1988 says:
anything and you
bloggergirl says:
surely, there's something in mind.
be focussed, have a goal.
what do you want?
badboy1988 says:
I am looking for a bit a fun
bloggergirl says:
explain
badboy1988 says:
I am to talk dirty to ppl
bloggergirl says:
well, good luck wth that. hopefully you can find someone who converses at the same level of eloquence - or lack thereof
bloggergirl says:
I, however, am growing bored of this oh too easy mockery and shall bid you adieu.

*badboy1988 has been removed from your contacts*

So boring... I'll forgive you if you don't bother reading it all.

guy4u116 would like to be added to your contacts
Selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you.

guy4u116 says:
hi hw r u
bloggergirl says:
good thanks you?
guy4u116 says:
yeah great
guy4u116 says:
nice pics
guy4u116 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
thanks
guy4u116 says:
wat r u up2
bloggergirl says:
nothin much, you?
guy4u116 says:
nothing just chilling
guy4u116 says:
can i c ur prvt pics plzz
bloggergirl says:
sure, theyre nothing special
guy4u116 says:
thnks u look cute
bloggergirl says:
thanks
guy4u116 says:
so hw long r u single nw
bloggergirl says:
little while, you?
guy4u116 says:
4 months nw
guy4u116 says:
do u use msn
bloggergirl says:
yes
guy4u116 says:
can i add u plzz
bloggergirl says:
why?
guy4u116 says:
so we can chat there
bloggergirl says:
what would we chat about there?
guy4u116 says:
mmmm i dunno u can c me
bloggergirl says:
see you?
bloggergirl says:
what would i see?
guy4u116 says:
yeahh u can see me fully lol
guy4u116 says:
r u getting upset over me
bloggergirl says:
no
bloggergirl says:
just asking
guy4u116 says:
wat do u wanna c
guy4u116 says:
r u there
bloggergirl says:
what would you want to show?
guy4u116 says:
lol
guy4u116 says:
my face
guy4u116 says:
my body lol'
bloggergirl says:
oh
bloggergirl says:
ok
guy4u116 says:
so can i add u nw
bloggergirl says:
nah
guy4u116 says:
mmmm
guy4u116 says:
we can chat here then
bloggergirl says:
do you have anything interesting to talk about?
guy4u116 says:
yeahh
guy4u116 says:
wat type of mood ur in
bloggergirl says:
what?
guy4u116 says:
r u happy or lonely u knw wat i mean
bloggergirl says:
no i dont know what you mean, otherwise i'd not ask
guy4u116 says:
am asking hw ur feeling'
bloggergirl says:
i find it n odd thing to ask
guy4u116 says:
ask me
guy4u116 says:
its just a frendly questin
bloggergirl says:
ask you what?
guy4u116 says:
srryy
guy4u116 says:
anyway i gt 2 sleep ill tlk 2 u 2mrw
bloggergirl says:
will you just?
guy4u116 says:
wat
bloggergirl says:
i dont reckon you will talk tomorrow, you're a bit average
guy4u116 says:
ohhh
guy4u116 says:
if am nt gud 4 u gudluck
bloggergirl says:
thanks, you too
guy4u116 says:
ok bye forever
bloggergirl says:
bye shakespeare
guy4u116 says:
thnks dat was interesting
bloggergirl says:
what was?
guy4u116 says:
shakespeare
guy4u116 says:
ok no fighting
guy4u116 says:
bye
bloggergirl says:
...yeah ok bye now

*guy4u116 has been removed from your contacts*

Sunday, March 27, 2011

from zero to straight-to-business in 3 seconds flat

jason0077 would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you.

jason0077 says:
hello
bloggergirl says:
hiya
jason0077 says:
how r you
bloggergirl says:
good thanks, you?
jason0077 says:
good thanks
jason0077 says:
you looking for casual fun ?
bloggergirl says:
define casual fun?
jason0077 says:
friends with bennifits ?
bloggergirl says:
i see, would that perhaps include some form of coversation before the proposition?
bloggergirl says:
or perhaps some ability to spell?
bloggergirl says:
not that i doubt 'bennifits' is a word at all...
jason0077 says:
lol ok
bloggergirl says:
so, care to start this charming convo again?
jason0077 says:
how was ya weekend ?
bloggergirl says:
good thanks. how was yours?
jason0077 says:
good thanks
bloggergirl says:
cool. do anything fun?
jason0077 says:
saw friends sat n mowed lawns today how bout you
bloggergirl says:
sounds productive
bloggergirl says:
i cleared out stuff for a garage sale and saw a movie with mates
jason0077 says:
nice
jason0077 says:
wot movie ya see
bloggergirl says:
Rango
jason0077 says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
it was actually pretty good - and had a few jokes in it that kids totally wouldnt have gotten
jason0077 says:
ok cool
jason0077 says:
you got any pics ?
bloggergirl says:
did you not see any on my profile?

*jason0077 has removed you from their contacts.*

Aww and I could foresee just a wonderful future for us!

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

D-I-Y (B.A.F.H.A) do-it-yourself-but-ask-for-help-anyway

nhot1975 would like to be added to your contacts.
Selected greeting: please add me to your contacts

nhot1975 says:
hey
nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

hello

nhot1975 says:

hows your night been?

bloggergirl says:

i just got home from work lol so kinda non existent and about to head to bed, you just caught me really

bloggergirl says:

yours?

nhot1975 says:

just got on as well

nhot1975 says:

im married being honest you kool

bloggergirl says:

depends on what you're looking for

nhot1975 says:

lol

bloggergirl says:

honesty is good

nhot1975 says:

just chat an see what happens

nhot1975 says:

do you have msn?

bloggergirl says:

yes

bloggergirl says:

but not sure i'l let you have it yet hehe

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

pls....

nhot1975 says:

you like to add me?

bloggergirl says:

hmm not sure you've passed your audition yet

nhot1975 says:

heheheeee

bloggergirl says:

nhot1975 says:

do u have a pic?

bloggergirl says:

perhaps you should actually look at my profile...

nhot1975 says:

i just did kool pic

bloggergirl says:

lol

bloggergirl says:

thanks

nhot1975 says:

so like my addy?

bloggergirl says:

that was your audition? how lame

bloggergirl says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

well i could show you my cam that will be 100 times better

bloggergirl says:

oh really you reckon so?

nhot1975 says:

sure thing

nhot1975 says:

you like to.....

nhot1975 says:

add

nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

see now you're just coming across as arrogant and pushy

nhot1975 says:

no soz

nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

nhot1975 says:

ha wat

bloggergirl says:

just chucklin

nhot1975 says:

about wat

bloggergirl says:

quick apology when you suspect i wont watch your cam

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

im hard now....lol

bloggergirl says:

girls chuckling at your predictability turns you on huh?

nhot1975 says:

sort off

nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

nhot1975 says:

nhot2009@****.com.au

nhot1975 says:

if u like

bloggergirl says:

persistent little devil arent you?

nhot1975 says:

lol'

bloggergirl says:

and what would i see on this cam of yours?

nhot1975 says:

face and more if u like to

bloggergirl says:

like what?

bloggergirl says:

your credit card number or something?

nhot1975 says:

lmao

nhot1975 says:

well ur toy if u like

bloggergirl says:

a toy huh? you mean, like a windup train or something?

bloggergirl says:

hehehe

nhot1975 says:

well its all hard now

bloggergirl says:

*gasp* what have you done to the train!!!!

bloggergirl says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

nearly got smoke

nhot1975 says:

like to add me

nhot1975 says:

bloggergirl says:

why when you're doing so well by yourself?

nhot1975 says:

u got cam

bloggergirl says:

nope

nhot1975 says:

u like phone sex

bloggergirl says:

not with married boys

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

like to see a married boy blow for you

bloggergirl says:

i dont recall putting that in my profile

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

say u did.......lol

bloggergirl says:

if i did, im sure i'd remember

nhot1975 says:

lol

nhot1975 says:

would u like to see my cam

bloggergirl says:

have i given any impression so far that i do?

nhot1975 says:

.....?

bloggergirl says:

you're baffled by my lack of interest in your married man penis play?

nhot1975 says:

lol

bloggergirl says:

ah you fellas, thinkin the world revolves around your cock.

nhot1975 says:

getting sucked now

bloggergirl says:

well in that case you really don't need me to help

nhot1975 says:

u like to suck me

bloggergirl says:

lol have you even read my profile?

bloggergirl says:

i say that i only turn my attention on a guy if he's pretty special... yeah so far you're being veerrrrrrrry predictable and like every other guy here

*nhot1975 is offline*

aww i guess he didnt like that, or just finished himself off.

*nhot1975 has been removed from your contacts*