good try, sonny

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after a long lull in conversation, he tried to just cut to the chase -

jamie says:

i really wonna fuck you

bloggergirl says:

does that line ever work?

jamie says:

i dunno i never tryed it

bloggergirl says:

i dont fancy its success rate

Word, yo!

LukasForeals would like to be added to your contacts
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LukasForeals says:

sup

bloggergirl says:

sup? did you really just say sup?

bloggergirl says:

you're awfully pale for a cool black man

LukasForeals says:

lol

LukasForeals says:

im black at heart ok

bloggergirl says:

ha fair enough

LukasForeals says:

LukasForeals says:

how're you?

LukasForeals says:

(better?)

from taiwan with love

tallaussie1234 would like to be added to your contacts
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tallaussie1234 says:
heyhow are you
bloggergirl says:
good thanks you?
tallaussie1234 says:
not bad thanks
tallaussie1234 says:
why are you up so late
bloggergirl says:
i work nights, why are you?
tallaussie1234 says:
well i am in taiwan just got here for work
tallaussie1234 says:
about an hour ago
bloggergirl says:
big time difference?
tallaussie1234 says:
2 hour
tallaussie1234 says:
what work do you do
bloggergirl says:
i see
tallaussie1234 says:
so what are you working as
bloggergirl says:
production line
bloggergirl says:
what takes you to taiwan?
tallaussie1234 says:
right cool
tallaussie1234 says:
work
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
sales and marketing for a big company
tallaussie1234 says:
work in asia a bit
bloggergirl says:
good perks
tallaussie1234 says:
its ok
tallaussie1234 says:
lots of long flights
tallaussie1234 says:
and boring hotel rooms
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
yeah i can imagine
tallaussie1234 says:
would be more fun with someone in the hotel room hehehe
tallaussie1234 says:
sorry lol
bloggergirl says:
ha
bloggergirl says:
well yeah i bet it would
tallaussie1234 says:
yep thats the truth
tallaussie1234 says:
tried to call in a massage but they were shut at the hotel
tallaussie1234 says:
damn late flights lol
bloggergirl says:
a massage or a "massage"?
tallaussie1234 says:
well a massage to start off
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
ha
tallaussie1234 says:
if she wanted to massage all over i guess i would not have said no
tallaussie1234 says:
lol i am being very honest sorry
tallaussie1234 says:
hope i dont offend
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
shrug, i guess not many would object
bloggergirl says:
nah, you can be honest
tallaussie1234 says:
true
tallaussie1234 says:
i like honesty to
tallaussie1234 says:
so you wouldnt object either then?
bloggergirl says:
if anyone called a "massage" service to their hotel room, they wouldnt be inclined to object
tallaussie1234 says:
weell they can be just a normal massage in fact they usually are
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
but if she wanted to tease my ballas and ass i dont mind lol
bloggergirl says:
are many taiwanese hotel masseurs the normal-type tho?
bloggergirl says:
i may be stereotyping
tallaussie1234 says:
they all are
tallaussie1234 says:
thats the problem
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
ha
tallaussie1234 says:
id love one right now that did more
tallaussie1234 says:
heehehehe
tallaussie1234 says:
mmm a warm oil massage playing with my balls and ass would be amazing lol
bloggergirl says:
guess you'll have to take care of it all by yourself then if they're shut
tallaussie1234 says:
sorry to truthful
tallaussie1234 says:
lol probably will
bloggergirl says:
you say what you want, im not a censor
bloggergirl says:
yeah, somehow i knew you would
tallaussie1234 says:
haha
tallaussie1234 says:
you ever had a good massage?
bloggergirl says:
a normal one? yeah, i go to one place regularly
tallaussie1234 says:
a feemale massuess?
bloggergirl says:
i probably wouldnt see a male one
tallaussie1234 says:
do you go naked?
bloggergirl says:
no, i said a normal one
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
can benormal and naked
bloggergirl says:
yeah nah
tallaussie1234 says:
bugger
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
tallaussie1234 says:
so let me ask
tallaussie1234 says:
if you did go naekd ould you take athe extra service?
bloggergirl says:
im guessing from your decline in spelling that your other hand is busy?
tallaussie1234 says:
a little
tallaussie1234 says:
sorry
tallaussie1234 says:
...
bloggergirl says:
nah, its okay, it just makes you like every other dude I talk to at this hour
bloggergirl says:
congratulations!
tallaussie1234 says:
yay
tallaussie1234 says:
i feel bad sorry
bloggergirl says:
*shrug* meh
tallaussie1234 says:
shamure you could help if you were here lol
bloggergirl says:
wow, that shame lasted a long time huh?
tallaussie1234 says:
lolyep
bloggergirl says:
ha, i might just let you finish off
tallaussie1234 says:
help me
tallaussie1234 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
nah, you don't need it

with friends like these

parry2 would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I just want to be friends with you

parry2 says:
hi
bloggergirl says:
hi
parry2 says:
how are you
bloggergirl says:
good and you?
parry2 says:
very good thanx
parry2 says:
what are you doing now?
bloggergirl says:
nothing you?
parry2 says:
just chat with u
bloggergirl says:
fair enough
parry2 says:
did you enjoyed your weekened
bloggergirl says:
the grammar in that made my head implode a little, but yes, i did thanks
parry2 says:
where did you went
bloggergirl says:
...what?
parry2 says:
means did you went any pubs
bloggergirl says:
oh i know what you mean, but frankly the way you speak is hurting me
bloggergirl says:
is english your second language?
parry2 says:
yup
parry2 says:
why you ask me?
bloggergirl says:
where are you from?
bloggergirl says:
oh, it was just a lucky guess...
parry2 says:
i live in adelaide
parry2 says:
but i m inidan
bloggergirl says:
what do you do for work?
parry2 says:
i m doing study
parry2 says:
here
bloggergirl says:
only study, you don't work?
parry2 says:
i work in hungry jacks
bloggergirl says:
i see
parry2 says:
and you
bloggergirl says:
im a photographer
parry2 says:
very good
parry2 says:
r u doing study or not
bloggergirl says:
no
bloggergirl says:
should i?
parry2 says:
tell me u r racist or no
bloggergirl says:
hahahahahahahaha because I can tell english isn't your second language? yeah I don't think that makes me racist, only mildly observant
parry2 says:
before girls talk me then remove me
parry2 says:
thats y i have no good friend
bloggergirl says:
yeah, probably no surprises there, when your conversation is hindered by language issues, and one of your first questions to a girl is is she a racist

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speed-dating?

aronlee would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I think you are really hot

aronlee says:
hello
bloggergirl says:
hi
aronlee says:
do u have skype
bloggergirl says:
thats how you start a conversation? fine, thanks how are you? photographer, purple and orange. size 7 shoes,
bloggergirl says:
lets just shortcut the whole thing huh?
aronlee says:
ok
bloggergirl says:
cool. great talking! bye!

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welcome to sarcasm, class 101

badboy1988 would like to be added to your contacts
selected greeting: I like your profile and hope to learn more about you

badboy1988 says:
hey how are you
bloggergirl says:
good thanks, you?
badboy1988 says:
good thnx
badboy1988 says:
what's doing
bloggergirl says:
pardon?
badboy1988 says:
what's are you up to
bloggergirl says:
wow, your grammar is... unusual.
badboy1988 says:
sorry
bloggergirl says:
that's ok, just not something you hear a lot.
bloggergirl says:
well, you would i assume
badboy1988 says:
ok then
badboy1988 says:
I am in bed
bloggergirl says:
um, that's nice... i was just wondering 'gee I wonder where he is typing to me from on his phone?'
badboy1988 says:
I am on my iPhone
bloggergirl says:
...yes I worked that out all by myself
badboy1988 says:
kool
bloggergirl says:
I'll suppress my uncontainable impressed-reaction
badboy1988 says:
what you
badboy1988 says:
mean
bloggergirl says:
you have an iPhone = awesome
badboy1988 says:
yep I love it
bloggergirl says:
your conversational grammar is questionable, but you correctly spell your phone's brand with correct upper and lower case
badboy1988 says:
:P
bloggergirl says:
which means I've already worked out that you and your status-symbol phone are already in a relationship lol
badboy1988 says:
can I see you private pictures
badboy1988 says:
nope I am single
bloggergirl says:
"please"?
badboy1988 says:
please
bloggergirl says:
they're nothing special
badboy1988 says:
you look cute
bloggergirl says:
thanks
badboy1988 says:
anytime
badboy1988 says:
what you doing
bloggergirl says:
why?
badboy1988 says:
I just want to know
bloggergirl says:
i was thinking of writing the world changing novel and asking you to join me as co-author, but I'm too busy rolling naked in bed in pure ecstasy over the sheer stimulation of this conversation
badboy1988 says:
ok then so you have drugs
bloggergirl says:
.... yeah, cos the word ecstasy was created to name a drug
bloggergirl says:
it has no other definition
bloggergirl says:
oh, and apparently i was completely serious also
badboy1988 says:
ok then
badboy1988 says:
I am naked to
bloggergirl says:
you're not good with sarcasm huh?
badboy1988 says:
no I am not
bloggergirl says:
evidently
badboy1988 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
question, what do you want from this chat?
badboy1988 says:
anything and you
bloggergirl says:
surely, there's something in mind.
be focussed, have a goal.
what do you want?
badboy1988 says:
I am looking for a bit a fun
bloggergirl says:
explain
badboy1988 says:
I am to talk dirty to ppl
bloggergirl says:
well, good luck wth that. hopefully you can find someone who converses at the same level of eloquence - or lack thereof
bloggergirl says:
I, however, am growing bored of this oh too easy mockery and shall bid you adieu.

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So boring... I'll forgive you if you don't bother reading it all.

guy4u116 would like to be added to your contacts
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guy4u116 says:
hi hw r u
bloggergirl says:
good thanks you?
guy4u116 says:
yeah great
guy4u116 says:
nice pics
guy4u116 says:
lol
bloggergirl says:
thanks
guy4u116 says:
wat r u up2
bloggergirl says:
nothin much, you?
guy4u116 says:
nothing just chilling
guy4u116 says:
can i c ur prvt pics plzz
bloggergirl says:
sure, theyre nothing special
guy4u116 says:
thnks u look cute
bloggergirl says:
thanks
guy4u116 says:
so hw long r u single nw
bloggergirl says:
little while, you?
guy4u116 says:
4 months nw
guy4u116 says:
do u use msn
bloggergirl says:
yes
guy4u116 says:
can i add u plzz
bloggergirl says:
why?
guy4u116 says:
so we can chat there
bloggergirl says:
what would we chat about there?
guy4u116 says:
mmmm i dunno u can c me
bloggergirl says:
see you?
bloggergirl says:
what would i see?
guy4u116 says:
yeahh u can see me fully lol
guy4u116 says:
r u getting upset over me
bloggergirl says:
no
bloggergirl says:
just asking
guy4u116 says:
wat do u wanna c
guy4u116 says:
r u there
bloggergirl says:
what would you want to show?
guy4u116 says:
lol
guy4u116 says:
my face
guy4u116 says:
my body lol'
bloggergirl says:
oh
bloggergirl says:
ok
guy4u116 says:
so can i add u nw
bloggergirl says:
nah
guy4u116 says:
mmmm
guy4u116 says:
we can chat here then
bloggergirl says:
do you have anything interesting to talk about?
guy4u116 says:
yeahh
guy4u116 says:
wat type of mood ur in
bloggergirl says:
what?
guy4u116 says:
r u happy or lonely u knw wat i mean
bloggergirl says:
no i dont know what you mean, otherwise i'd not ask
guy4u116 says:
am asking hw ur feeling'
bloggergirl says:
i find it n odd thing to ask
guy4u116 says:
ask me
guy4u116 says:
its just a frendly questin
bloggergirl says:
ask you what?
guy4u116 says:
srryy
guy4u116 says:
anyway i gt 2 sleep ill tlk 2 u 2mrw
bloggergirl says:
will you just?
guy4u116 says:
wat
bloggergirl says:
i dont reckon you will talk tomorrow, you're a bit average
guy4u116 says:
ohhh
guy4u116 says:
if am nt gud 4 u gudluck
bloggergirl says:
thanks, you too
guy4u116 says:
ok bye forever
bloggergirl says:
bye shakespeare
guy4u116 says:
thnks dat was interesting
bloggergirl says:
what was?
guy4u116 says:
shakespeare
guy4u116 says:
ok no fighting
guy4u116 says:
bye
bloggergirl says:
...yeah ok bye now

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